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| Name | Caption |
| Bodhi | In her ongoing war with Dr. Crusher over the affections of Captain Picard, Lieutenant Commander Daren had no choice but to raise an army. |
| Name | Caption |
| Sulu | Crusher: Oh dear... looks like you're coming down with a severe case of... Lesbian Make-Out Syndrome... Woman: What's the cure? Crusher: Take two of these orally... (unzips uniform) |
| mwhittington | Beverly: Now you know why Picard calls it "feeling the 'blues'". |
| Skifreak | Beverly (thinking): "It must take an enormous amount of effort to wake up every morning and shove that pole up your own arse." |
| The Geek | Crusher: "Consider yourself lucky. Most people who call him a 'merry man' usually end up in a neck brace." |
| pravda | Darren: Dr. Crusher, why did I have to take my pants off for an elbow injury? Crusher: Which one of us went to medical school? |
| McFortner | Beverly: You know, Jean-Luc is nothing if I withold his Viagra.... |
| pravda | Darren suddenly became concerned when the late 20th century porn music increased in volume and tempo. |
| epclarkson | Crusher to self: It's no use, the 'Personality' injections just aren't taking. |
| Adrian | Seven of Nine in beta test. Personality is right, appearance needs a little work. |
| Jr | I've always loved watching two hot girls play doctor. |
| David Salberg | Daren: "Doctor, why are you using a Sonic Screwdriver on my arm?" |
| David Salberg | Daren: "Doctor, it hurts when I move my arm." Crusher: "Then don't move it. Next!" |
| Mr. President | CRUSHER: "So am I to assume from your blank stare and total silence that it's a no to a threesome?" |
| XZB | Yet another patient succumbs to "Dear God I Saw Picard Nude" syndrom |
| XZB | Crusher attempts to inject pure acting ability into the Commander.....the procedure unfortunatly failed. |
| nerd86 | For Daren... a simple trip to sickbay. For Crusher... a chance to try out her sterilizer ray on the competition. |
| The Steve | Daren: It was like staring into a thousand suns... Crusher: Yeah, his head is always like that after he applies Mr. Sheen to it. |
| The Steve | Jealous of Daren's relationship with Jean-Luc, Beverly "accidentally" picked up the Amputator 9000 Laser Scalpel instead of the Dermal Regenerator |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Crusher to self: "I could take her." |
| Arcane Azmadi | Lacking proper anaesthetic, Dr Crusher was reduced to making her patients watch 'Spock's Brain' to sedate them while she treated their injuries. |
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