| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| jg | 
In the Delta Quadrant, you don't eat the Kalamari, the Kalamari eats you. | 
| nerd86 | 
...then Tom Cruise's chest exploded and four hundred of this things popped out and started converting people into Scientologists. | 
| nerd86 | 
If only Scientologists were so easy to get rid of. | 
| nerd86 | 
From the writers of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!" and the producers of "Eight Legged Freaks!" comes "Attack of the Killer Three Legged Freak... Tomatoes!!" | 
| jg | 
Lead Macrovirus: Biofilter my ass.  | 
| jg | 
Most people would consider this a tragedy, Someone like Hannibal Lecter would consider this an all you can eat buffet. | 
| OlderThanTOS | 
All you can be sure of is that, even in this situation, Harry Kim will not get laid. | 
| OlderThanTOS | 
Lead Alien: What? All is said was 'pull my tentacle'. | 
| UnknownCaptioneer | 
Neelix's cooking was worse then ever. | 
| mwhittington | 
In the 24th century, the CDC developed a state-of-the-art contingency plan for these kinds of viruses...it's called a shotgun. | 
| mwhittington | 
In my country, viruses vaccinate against YOU! | 
| Ty.G | 
Obviously macro vaccinations... DON'T WORK!!! | 
| XZB | 
STD's take a nasty turn in 24th century orgy's | 
| MetalHead | 
When told they had to either watch Enterprise from start to finish or die from giant floating viruses, this was the result. | 
| Captain 8472 | 
Rubbing alcohol can't repel viruses of that magnitude! | 
| Frankie Chestnuts | 
What happens in Risa, stays in Risa. | 
| Foxbat | 
Killer hats, coming to a space spa near you... |