| Name |
Caption |
| MetalHead |
A stunned silence came over the room as the words 'And now, I will sing!' came to their ears. |
| Merat |
Ok, all together now.... "Star Trekkin across the universe....." |
| ThomasJBryant |
"Admiral Kirk, wake up. You're having the orgy dream again!" |
| Ty. G |
Kirk: G-21, any body got a G-21?
Guy-background: BINGO! |
| Captain Feedback |
As Kirk reviewed all the children he fathered in his years at Starfleet, he was VERY glad they had eliminated the need for money OR child support! |
| FL |
Kirk: "Over 400 crewmen onboard and there's no Orion..." |
| jg |
Kirk (thinking to himself): Now if this isn't a transporter accident waiting to happen, nothing is. |
| ExAstris |
"Ladies and Gentlemen... Captain Jason Nesmith of the NSEA Protector!!!"
*silence* |
| Hisrak |
Kirk: Attention, cadets! Does this jumpsuit make me look fat?
Cadets: Sir, yes sir! |
| Bryan Moore |
"Yes, I'm looking for Lieutenant Waldo. Does anybody know where he is?" |
| Premonition_45 |
Kirk: "People of Jewusawem, Wome is your fwiend..." |
| jg |
Kirk (thinking to himself): I'd bang her, I'd bang her, and I sure would love to bang her.... |
| Beeorn |
Kirk: I now call this sleep-over officially underway. |
| Niall Johnson |
Where's the damn teleprompt? |
| Niall Johnson |
And that Ladies and Gentlemen, is where babies come from. I know. I liked the stork story too. Get over it. |
| ThomasJBryant |
Kirk: I now pronounce us all men and wives! |
| Niall Johnson |
Kirk: "So, what did you all think of Tek War?" |
| Wubbzy |
"Which one of you is Spartacus?!" |
| Tiberius |
Random person in crowd: Oh crap, this isn't karaoke, is it? |
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