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1. In which episode does Picard say "He's my number one dad!"?

The Circle

Strange New Worlds

Rascals

The 37's

Investigations

2. Who said "They clashed with the carpet."?

Spock

Jaylah

Rand

Phlox

B'Elanna

3. Who said "Causing people to suffer because you hate them is terrible... but causing people to suffer because you've forgotten how to care, that's really hard to understand."?

Bashir

Data

Garek

Scott

Picard

4. In which episode does Alternate Kirk say "That old-fashioned, two-dimensional version, though, it's basically idiot's chess."?

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow

Dark Frontier, Part 2

Bread and Circuses

The Big Goodbye

Spock Amok

5. In which episode does Worf say "Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!"?

Rejoined

Qpid

Return to Grace

Gambit, Part 2

The Measure of a Man

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Last updated : 21 Apr 2026