Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. Who said "Congratulations, you are fully dilated to ten centimetres. You may now give birth."?

Sim

Worf

Agnes

Dolim

T'Pol

2. Who said "I think you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month, sir!"?

Elbrun

Spock

Pelia

Q

Varria

3. Who said "We must fight or die! Is dying better? You would let him die when you have weapons to make him powerful and safe? Then he has the wrong friends! And I have the wrong husband!"?

Bashir

Worf

Janeway

Nona

McCoy

4. In which episode does Picard say "You see, the prime directive has many different functions. Not the least of which is to protect us, to prevent us from allowing our emotions to overwhelm our judgement."?

Day of the Dove

Pen Pals

Future's End, Part 2

Waking Moments

Distant Origin

5. Who said "Kick his butt!"?

Tuvok

Keiko

Picard

Janeway

Chakotay

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Last updated : 27 Mar 2026