Small Quiz - Quotes

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1. Who said "He couldn’t find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake but, even if he is an idiot, he’s still my brother."?

Quark

Sisko

Picard

Worf

Harry

2. Who said "You'd be wise to keep quiet. The Klingons pay me the same whether you're alive or dead."?

Fajo

Bashir

Skalaar

Commodore Oh

Janeway

3. In which episode does EMH say "Seven of Nine, this is The Doctor. Can you hear me? It's me, The Doctor. I've tapped into your audio implants so only you can hear me. It's imperative that you tell no one. Make any excuse to get out of there and report to holodeck two. I'm hiding in the Da Vinci simulation. I'll explain everything when you get here."?

Manhunt

Captain's Holiday

Scientific Method

Heroes and Demons

Vortex

4. In which episode does Jadzia say "Our baby... would've been so beautiful..."?

Heart of Glory

The Devil in the Dark

Tears of the Prophets

Collective

One Small Step

5. Who said "Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There's no room for it on the bridge."?

Mirror Spock

Picard

Riker

Kirk

Fake Admiral Janeway

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Last updated : 3 Aug 2025