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Large Quiz - Quotes

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1. In which episode does German Officer say "Americans are good at making movies. They're not so good at fighting!"?


2. In which episode does Sisko say "Even in the darkest moments, you can always find something that will make you smile."?


3. In which episode does Picard say "There... are... four... lights!"?


4. Who said "He's dead, Jim."?


5. In which episode does Humanity say "We the people of Earth greet you in a spirit of peace and humility. As we venture out of our solar system we hope to earn the trust and friendship of other worlds."?


6. In which episode does Scotty say "My wee Granny used to say, ye canna' break a stick in a bundle. You're part of something bigger now, lass. Don't you give up on that, because we'll sure as hell never give up on you. That is what being part of a crew is all about."?


7. In which episode does Sisko say "Beets are a very misunderstood vegetable."?


8. Who said "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies."?


9. Who said "One of the advantages of being a captain, doctor, is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it."?


10. In which episode does Kira say "Nothing justifies genocide."?


11. In which episode does Seven say "You were hoping your behaviour was the result of a malfunction? I'm sorry, Doctor. But I must give you a clean bill of health."?


12. In which episode does Korax say "Oh, I just remembered! There is one Earthman who doesn't remind me of a Regulan bloodworm. That's Kirk. A Regulan bloodworm is soft and shapeless. But Kirk isn't soft. Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood! But he's not soft."?


13. Who said "Kal-toh is to chess as chess is to tic-tac-toe."?


14. In which episode does Odo say "And that's when Morn hit you with a barstool and ran out onto the promenade screaming 'we're all doomed!'"?


15. Who said "It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know that you're still a pompous ass... and a damn sexy man."?


16. Who said "Jim, madness has no no purpose or reason. But it may have a goal."?


17. Who said "I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I've simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar."?


18. Who said "You have to realise, there's some things in life you can't control. And one of them is me."?


19. Who said "The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. A very nice place. It must have made Adam and Eve very sad to leave."?


20. Who said "Oh, do me a favor. Next time you have a baby, leave my girlfriend out of it, huh?"?



© Graham & Ian Kennedy Questions played : 24,725 Last updated : 3 Jul 2026