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1. Who said "I'm a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator."?


2. In which episode does Data say "Q's interest in you has always been very similar to that of a master and his beloved pet. That was only an analogy, captain."?


3. In which episode does Worf say "Congratulations, you are fully dilated to ten centimetres. You may now give birth."?


4. In which episode does Surak say "Logic has not won this day. But this day will not last forever."?


5. Who said "I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damaging thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing, a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant."?


6. In which episode does Mr Atoz say "After all a library serves no purpose unless someone is using it."?


7. Who said "That guy is worse than a Ferengi!"?


8. In which episode does Chakotay say "I know from the history of my own planet that change is difficult."?


9. Who said "Oh, do me a favor. Next time you have a baby, leave my girlfriend out of it, huh?"?


10. In which episode does O'Brien say "Sixteen years old and dating a dabo girl. Godspeed, Jake."?


11. Who said "You know there was a time when I wouldn't hurt a fly. And then the Borg came. And they taught me that if there is one constant in this universe, it's death."?


12. In which episode does Trip say "If you don't start moving in the next five seconds, I'm gonna take my phase pistol and shoot you in the ass!"?


13. In which episode does Picard say "In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes, for they in thee a thousand errors see. But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise, who in despite of view are please'd to dote. Shall I compare the to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate!"?


14. Who said "They used to say if man could fly he'd have wings. But he did fly. He discovered he had to. Do you wish that the first Apollo mission hadn't reached the moon? Or that we hadn't gone on to Mars and then to the nearest star? That's like saying you wish that you still operated with scalpels, and sewed your patients up with catgut like your great great great great grandfather used to. I'm in command. I could order this... but I'm not. Because Doctor McCoy is right in pointing out the enormous danger potential in any contact with life and intelligence as fantastically advanced as this. But I must point out that the possibilities, the potential for knowledge and advancement is equally great. Risk! Risk is our business, that's what this starship is all about. That's why we're aboard her!"?


15. Who said "Be silent or you will be removed!"?


16. In which episode does Riker say "You Klingons never do anything small, do you?"?


17. In which episode does Commodore Oh say "All these years, the hermit of La Barre. Now suddenly he's inescapable."?


18. In which episode does Picard say "Sometimes, Number One, you just have to bow to the absurd."?


19. In which episode does Gary Seven say "Agents are male and female, descendants of human ancestors taken from Earth approximately six thousand years ago. They're the product of generations of training for this mission. Problem. Earth technology and science have progressed faster than political and social knowledge. Purpose of mission. To prevent Earth's civilisation from destroying itself before it can mature into a peaceful society."?


20. Who said "Why is any object we don't understand called a 'thing'?"?



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