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I think Sisko may be taking Emissary To The Prophets a little too far.
Mary Lou Retton NEVER AGES !!!
"Wesley Crusher?????"
Sisko: "Major, did you ever notice that the floor is a bit uneven here?"
Sisko: Just great, another episode where the adults get turned into children. Seems like the writers would come p with something new.
Kira: Why did Bashir run in and yell Brazzers then run off.
Sisko: It's an Earth joke. If I told you what it meant, you would hunt the Dotor down and kill him.
Sizsko: "YOU are a very small person."
Kira: "...and YOU are a little,little man."
Kira:: "Do you think you are intimidating when you sit on a higher chair during an interview?"
Sisko: "Not at all... erm... What makes you think that? ...and why do you think you are qualified for second in command of this station?"
Wee Jimmy Krankie knew the plan to revive their career was doomed when Big Ian turned up "blackfaced".
Sisko : I don't know Major , I just think Tyrion was a little shorter then that. Maybe with wig on it won't be noticeable . This Game Of Thrones play is a very important around here .
Sisko: "Oh, don't be so small-minded, Major."
Kira: "Didn't you know, Commander? Bajor's sun is a dwarf star!"
"Someone put the Major back in her box please."
Sisko: "I am sick and tired of your KNEE-jerk reactions, Major!"
"Alright. When I ordered a mini-me this is NOT what I had in mind. Who is responsible? Own up. I shall not kill you. Yet."
J.R.R. Tolkien: "In a hole in the ground there lived a... Bajoran."
"Major, I want you to arrest Commander Riker for crimes against fashion."
Sisko: "I have to admit, when you called me to complain about a personell shortage, that was not what I expected."
Major, my eyes are up here.
KNEEL before Sisko!
Sisko : If this is to work , you must not try to stand up when you're under the Dabo Table . We'll get that Quark for cheating finally !!!
Sisko: "Since my experience with the Prophets, everyone seems so... small."
Sisko: "I have the higher ground, Anakira!"
B L Sisko...Benjamin LaFitte, not Benjamin Jacob, or Benjamin Joseph.
Looking down on people was just one of Sisko's faults.
Sisko: "Look, I found Spock's anti-gravity boots!"
Sisko: "Oh no... Did the Defiant shrink again!?"
Sisko: "What is the meaning of this!?"
Kira: "Every time I am angry with Quark, he tells me that I should rather pick a fight with someone my own size. And well, how do you humans say? Be careful what you wish for..."
Kirah : I think we have a problem with Nanomites !!
Sisko : I'll get right on that .
"Major ... You have dandruff."
Sisko: "It seems that flying through the wormhole has some unexpected side effects now."
Sisko: Okay, why is there a quicksand pit in Ops?
Kira: Don't ask. Just get me outta here.
"Right, I'll get the Oompah Loompahs to put you in the chewing gum stretching machine and we'll get you back to your normal size."
Sisko: "I'll see what I can do in that matter, but you may have to lower your expectations."
Kira: "As you can see, I already have."
Sisko looked down on her bid for Kirexit with disdain.
Sisko: "Transporter malfunction?"
Kira: "Transporter malfunction."
Sisko: "Transporter malfunction?"
Kira: "Transporter malfunction-"
Sisko : Major ! You forgot to salute when you see me at attention .
So Major , do my nose hairs need trimming ??
Sisko : Well I'm very flattered by your Marriage Proposal but it's usually the man that gets down on one knee.
Kira : On Bajor it's the woman that goes to one knee the man she wishes to marry . So what's your answer ??
Sisko : Hmmm Ummm Well .... Let me get back to you later .
Sisko: I'm so disappointed with you...
"Sorry Major, that wasn't Frankie Chestnuts you arrested. It was just Odo messing about."
"No Major, no punching below the belt."
Kira : I Can't believe this ! All humans have one as big?
Sisko : Well... it's a embarrassing question, Major...
Kira : Belt buckles are an embarrassing subject on Earth?
Sisko: "Sorry Major, but I rather doubt that the Emissary has the authority to knight anyone."
Kira: "I've had it up to here with these Caption Competitions."
Sisko: "Oh, yeah? Well, I've had it up to HERE with these Caption Competitions!"
Odo: "I've been working on my impressions of various people throughout the station. What do you think of this?" (morphs into Kira)
Sisko: "I think Kira will drop kick you into your bucket if she ever sees this."
Nog's "Kira" costume was met with some trepidation by the Ops crew.
Kira: (whispering) "Commander, I'm sorry, but your "barracks door" is open!"
Sisko: "Oh!" (turns away, zips up fly) "Thank you, Major. By the way, did you happen to see a "proud soldier", standing at attention?"
Kira: :No, sir, but I did see a "wounded soldier" sitting on a couple of "duffle bags."
"Major, can I borrow a slip of gold-pressed latinum?"
"I'm sorry, Commander, but I'm a bit short this month."
Avery Brooks : What some people won't do just to get my autograph . Sheesh !!!
Sisko: "I am very disappointed with you, Major. I would have expected Quark to stoop so low - but you!?"
While you're down there...tie my shoe.
"Major. Your earring. Riker was wearing one like that."
Sisko : O'brien ! I think there's something wrong with the Holographic communication system . It came up a little short.
O'brien : OOPS I DID IT AGAIN !!!
Sisko : Hi Major Kira , How's my new elevator working ?
Sisko: "Careful! Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me..."
Sisko: Chief, we've just had a transporter malfunction. It seems to have de-aged Kira into a twelve-year-old girl.
O'Brien: Dammit! Not again!
Kira : Commander Sisko I need you to tell me if you are able to see down my uniform from your height .
Sisko struggling to keep a straight face : Major I I I don't see any problem from here.
"Batter Up"
Sisko wasn't all that impressed with Kira's Break Dancing skills.
Sisko; "I have heard much about how the Cardassians short-changed the Bajoran people - but this here is just ridiculous."
Sisko gets up on his soapbox for another one of his "Inspirational" speeches.
Major, I believe that there is a mistranslation of Rule 33 you got from Quark...it should be "up".
Major Kira : I see your completely at attention . !!
Major ; how did you get in here ??
Major Kira , I just came up from the basement .
Sisko : What basement ??!
Due to budget cuts , Nana Vistor's double was a little short during season one .
Sisko: "Thanks for the stepladder. But I still don't really understand the purpose."
Kira: "Kai Opaka thought you'd look more Emissary-ish that way."
"Major, never activate my emergency flotation device again. Understood?"
Benjamin's on his high horse again...
Sisko: "Yes Kira. EVERYTHING is proportionally over-sized. Even my feet are the size of pie plates.
Kira: Well Sir, from this angle, I don't get distracted by your hairline... Have you ever considered just shaving it all off? ... sort of like going Brain Commando???
"Don't talk down at me, Sisko"
Sisko : Sorry Major for barging into the ladies washroom but this couldn't wait .
Kira : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE !!!!!! Get out or wipe my ass !!!!
Kira : UUMMM Commander I don't see the meaning of this kneeling before you ?! All I said was your fly was open.
Sisko : Now .... Zip It !!
Sisko : Now kneel before your Prophet !!!
Kira : Don't you think your taking this Prophet thing a little to far ??
Kira: Dammit, Sisko, are you sleepwalking again?

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