Caption Competition - Entries Caption #453

Entries

Name	Caption
McFortner	Major, my eyes are up here.
McFortner	KNEEL before Sisko!
MR. WORF	Sisko : If this is to work , you must not try to stand up when you're under the Dabo Table . We'll get that Quark for cheating finally !!!
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Since my experience with the Prophets, everyone seems so... small."
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "I have the higher ground, Anakira!"
N'tran DS 12	B L Sisko...Benjamin LaFitte, not Benjamin Jacob, or Benjamin Joseph.
Miss Marple	Looking down on people was just one of Sisko's faults.
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Look, I found Spock's anti-gravity boots!"
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Oh no... Did the Defiant shrink again!?"
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "What is the meaning of this!?" Kira: "Every time I am angry with Quark, he tells me that I should rather pick a fight with someone my own size. And well, how do you humans say? Be careful what you wish for..."
MR. WORF	Kirah : I think we have a problem with Nanomites !! Sisko : I'll get right on that .
Chromedome	"Major ... You have dandruff."
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "It seems that flying through the wormhole has some unexpected side effects now."
MLCoolJ	Sisko: Okay, why is there a quicksand pit in Ops? Kira: Don't ask. Just get me outta here.
Chromedome	"Right, I'll get the Oompah Loompahs to put you in the chewing gum stretching machine and we'll get you back to your normal size."
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "I'll see what I can do in that matter, but you may have to lower your expectations." Kira: "As you can see, I already have."
Chromedome	Sisko looked down on her bid for Kirexit with disdain.
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Transporter malfunction?" Kira: "Transporter malfunction."
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Transporter malfunction?" Kira: "Transporter malfunction-"
MR. WORF	Sisko : Major ! You forgot to salute when you see me at attention .
MR. WORF	So Major , do my nose hairs need trimming ??
MR. WORF	Sisko : Well I'm very flattered by your Marriage Proposal but it's usually the man that gets down on one knee. Kira : On Bajor it's the woman that goes to one knee the man she wishes to marry . So what's your answer ?? Sisko : Hmmm Ummm Well .... Let me get back to you later .
PegasusJF	Sisko: I'm so disappointed with you...
Chromedome	"Sorry Major, that wasn't Frankie Chestnuts you arrested. It was just Odo messing about."
Chromedome	"No Major, no punching below the belt."
Ayni	Kira : I Can't believe this ! All humans have one as big? Sisko : Well... it's a embarrassing question, Major... Kira : Belt buckles are an embarrassing subject on Earth?
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Sorry Major, but I rather doubt that the Emissary has the authority to knight anyone."
The Geek	Kira: "I've had it up to here with these Caption Competitions." Sisko: "Oh, yeah? Well, I've had it up to HERE with these Caption Competitions!"
The Geek	Odo: "I've been working on my impressions of various people throughout the station. What do you think of this?" (morphs into Kira) Sisko: "I think Kira will drop kick you into your bucket if she ever sees this."
The Geek	Nog's "Kira" costume was met with some trepidation by the Ops crew.
mwhittington	Kira: (whispering) "Commander, I'm sorry, but your "barracks door" is open!" Sisko: "Oh!" (turns away, zips up fly) "Thank you, Major. By the way, did you happen to see a "proud soldier", standing at attention?" Kira: :No, sir, but I did see a "wounded soldier" sitting on a couple of "duffle bags."
The Geek	"Major, can I borrow a slip of gold-pressed latinum?" "I'm sorry, Commander, but I'm a bit short this month."
MR. WORF	Avery Brooks : What some people won't do just to get my autograph . Sheesh !!!
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "I am very disappointed with you, Major. I would have expected Quark to stoop so low - but you!?"
Rylan Sato	While you're down there...tie my shoe.
Chromedome	"Major. Your earring. Riker was wearing one like that."
MR. WORF	Sisko : O'brien ! I think there's something wrong with the Holographic communication system . It came up a little short. O'brien : OOPS I DID IT AGAIN !!!
MR. WORF	Sisko : Hi Major Kira , How's my new elevator working ?
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Careful! Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me..."
MLCoolJ	Sisko: Chief, we've just had a transporter malfunction. It seems to have de-aged Kira into a twelve-year-old girl. O'Brien: Dammit! Not again!
MR. WORF	Kira : Commander Sisko I need you to tell me if you are able to see down my uniform from your height . Sisko struggling to keep a straight face : Major I I I don't see any problem from here.
AdmiralM	"Batter Up"
MR. WORF	Sisko wasn't all that impressed with Kira's Break Dancing skills.
Bird of Prey	Sisko; "I have heard much about how the Cardassians short-changed the Bajoran people - but this here is just ridiculous."
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko gets up on his soapbox for another one of his "Inspirational" speeches.
Sarin	Major, I believe that there is a mistranslation of Rule 33 you got from Quark...it should be "up".
MR. WORF	Major Kira : I see your completely at attention . !!
MR. WORF	Major ; how did you get in here ?? Major Kira , I just came up from the basement . Sisko : What basement ??!
MR. WORF	Due to budget cuts , Nana Vistor's double was a little short during season one .
Bird of Prey	Sisko: "Thanks for the stepladder. But I still don't really understand the purpose." Kira: "Kai Opaka thought you'd look more Emissary-ish that way."
Bodhi	"Major, never activate my emergency flotation device again. Understood?"
Bodhi	Benjamin's on his high horse again...
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko: "Yes Kira. EVERYTHING is proportionally over-sized. Even my feet are the size of pie plates.
Miss Marple	Kira: Well Sir, from this angle, I don't get distracted by your hairline... Have you ever considered just shaving it all off? ... sort of like going Brain Commando???
Chromedome	"Don't talk down at me, Sisko"
MR. WORF	Sisko : Sorry Major for barging into the ladies washroom but this couldn't wait . Kira : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE !!!!!! Get out or wipe my ass !!!!
MR. WORF	Kira : UUMMM Commander I don't see the meaning of this kneeling before you ?! All I said was your fly was open. Sisko : Now .... Zip It !!
MR. WORF	Sisko : Now kneel before your Prophet !!! Kira : Don't you think your taking this Prophet thing a little to far ??
MLCoolJ	Kira: Dammit, Sisko, are you sleepwalking again?

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Release date : 30 Nov -0001