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N'tran DS 12 XYZ
Captain 8472 “If that is a ‘battering ram,’ then I cannot imagine a ‘door’ I will open.”
Captain 8472 “I am not a doctor. I do not know if what you are showing me is normal.”
Captain 8472 “What you said was not an apology. Saying ‘I’m sorry you found out’ made me call a divorce lawyer.”
Frankie Chestnuts Kira: "Yo, Spanky... My eyes are down here!"
Captain 8472 “You do not get to choose death by snu-snu!”
Chromedome "You don't fool me. That's a bratwurst."
Frankie Chestnuts Kira tries her best to perform the 'Darth Vader Death Choke'. Unfortunately... The Force is weak with this one.
Bird of Prey Kira: "I expected someone...taller."
Commodore Bob Wesley Nana Visitor tells Rick Berman to keep his hands to himself
The Geek Let's just say the Major was less than amused at Odo's attempt at a reflective codpiece.
Chromedome (looks up at menu above counter) "I'll have a Wottalottachoochoochino with oat milk, soy gratings, tofu twizzles, triple strained with extra steam, froth & a cookie on the side."
Commodore Bob Wesley Stop pinching my ear, Kai Winn. My pagh is stronger than yours will ever be.
Commodore Bob Wesley Everyone has heard of the Vulcan Death Grip, but its little-known cousin is the Bajoran Death Stare
Commodore Bob Wesley For the last time, gender and sex are not the same thing!
MR. WORF Kira : NO Sir !! I was not staring at your ....personal ambition.
MR. WORF Kira : OH !!!!! SHHH&$ just jump already !!!
Bird of Prey Kira: "Excuse me, but aren't you from a dwarf planet?"
Ambassador: "That just means that the planet itself is small. But that also means lower gravity, which resulted in us natives evolving to be much taller than other humanoids."
Chromedome "I've been a bad girl," she breathed, "I deserve to be punished."
"Very well." he said, and installed Windows 3.1 on her PADD.
mwhittington "Welcome to Deep Space Tall...I mean Tall Space Nine... I mean Welcome to Deep Space Nine, I'm Major Colossal... I mean Major Kira. How's the weather up there?...*oh, lord!*
Captain 8472 “Your ‘manhood?’ How can I insult something that doesn’t exist?”
Captain 8472 “I don’t care who ordered it, I wil not wear the tribbles!”
Captain 8472 “Don’t look down on me.”
Captain 8472 “I do NOT look like Ann Coulter!”
Captain 8472 “Explain that to me again. Why do enforce a ‘glass ceiling?’”
Captain 8472 “Ah-choo! I sneeze covid on you!”
Timblewee Caption Competition Rules: Please keep it fairly clean.
Me: (Can only see Kira on her knees with that expression) - Nah, I’m tapping out!!
Bird of Prey Kira: "You big... dumb... dummy!"
Since Sisko forbade her to use racial slurs like "Cardy" and "spoon-head", Kira is at a loss what to call Cardassians.
DBB "People look up to me because I'm an officer."
"People look up to you because you got shin extensions."
DBB "And another thing! I'm second in command around here - I demand to be paid as much as a man in the same position!"
"We don't pay the men at all. Or the women. We're Starfleet."
"Then I retract my complaint!"
Chromedome Ursula von der Leyen explains why she can't get enough vaccines for the EU.
Frankie Chestnuts Kira: "Jeez! Sweet mother of the Emissary... The Orb of Proctology stings!
Oh, hi there Still can't whistle
Captain 8472 Every time Kira gets angry, Dukat has a laugh.
Chromedome "Do you want fries with that?"
Captain 8472 “Stand on your soapbox all you want. I will never bow to Dukat!”
Captain 8472 “Stand on your soapbox all you want, it won’t make what you say true!”
Frankie Chestnuts Kira: "Who is this Scaramouche to which you refer... And what the hell is a Fandango?"
Bird of Prey Kira: "Jake, you've grown since I last saw you!"
McFortner Sir, I still don't understand why you instructed me to bring the knee pads.
Captain 8472 “I don’t care if that was part of the deal! I will not go on a date with Quark!”
Captain 8472 “Quark is more of a man than you.”
Captain 8472 “If that is 9 inches, then Quark is successful.”
Captain 8472 “I do not see anything worth bragging about.”
Captain 8472 “I will not look at your log!”
Captain 8472 “Just because you are standing above me does not mean I look up to you!”
Chromedome "They've fired an Alphabet missile at us! It spells DISASTER!"
Chromedome "Please, sir. I want some more."
Cyrus Ramsay "You know how to whistle don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and...blow."
Chromedome "My God ... it's full of stars!"
Miss Marple Mumbley-peg rules vary from quadrant to quadrant, but it's still a stupid game.
AdmiralM "Kira begs the prophets for a bathroom in ops."
Bird of Prey Major Kira was about to bully Quark again, when she discovered that Ferengi can have growth spurts way into their adulthood...
Captain 8472 “Zip up your fly.”
Captain 8472 So, looking up to your idol is not all that it’s cracked up to be.
Samus Bajoran noses...ribbed for your pleasure
Captain 8472 “You want me to look up at you in respect, but all I see is a ‘little man’.”
Chromedome "Ohhhhhh, that's big!"
Captain 8472 “Don’t call me tiny.”
Frankie Chestnuts Here we see Julian Bashir ceremoniously removing the stick up his ass and presenting it to Major Kira.
Frankie Chestnuts Kira: "...aaaaaaaahhhhhh CHOOO!! Damn Cardassian flu..."
Horta not Vorta O face
MR. WORF Kira : Shhhhi.......I didn't get a promotion!
Frankie Chestnuts MORAL:
Cardassian Voles: DAMN, those little ba$tards bite!

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