|Admiral Dunsel||TSA Security screening at the Las Vegas Int. Airport.|
|Admiral Adam||Archer: Really, it's not what you think...|
|jg||Archer's and Tripp's gambling problem has completely gotten out of hand.|
|DBB||Producer: Connor, Scott... What's going on? Where are your clothes?
Scott Bakula: Billingsley said the script called for this.
Producer: He said...what?
*John Billingsley laughs so hard he nearly passes out*
|DBB||"Cap'n, I'm gettin' sunburns in places I can't even reach."|
|DBB||"So they took your clothes and marooned you here?"
"They didn't take our clothes."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer: "I think we're close here... I'll let you have the nice young Lieutenant here, and you'll give me 10 liters of water and two goats?"
Trip: "Capt'n... Are you trying to-"
Archer: "Shut up, Trip! I'm trying to do some business here... So what do you say... We have a deal?"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer: "...so you're saying we DIDN"T have to take all our clothes off and walk across the desert?"|
|jg||Due to the sunburn they got, Tripp and Archer spent the next week saying "don't touch me".|
|Miss Marple||No need to explain, dearie, my husband won’t ask for directions, either.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Trip (to self): "Is the captain actually trying to sell me into slavery for water?
I hope I get a sip."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Trip (to self): "Is the captain actually trying to sell me into slavery for water?"|
|Miss Marple||Trip, to self: I TOLD him he would get himself into trouble one day if he didn't stop saying "Oh, balls!" all the time.|
|Miss Marple||Archer: it's not a HICKEY, it's a rope burn!
Trip, to self: He's not making this look any less kinky...
|Miss Marple||Archer: So what do YOU think, Trip: blue & black, or white & gold?|
|Miss Marple||Well, if you had read the tags CAREFULLY, you would have known your outfit's SPF stopped at 50+. What did you THINK that meant?|
|Miss Marple||Ok, so you don't have heard of SPF ? -Sun Protection Factor? Sun screen? How about sunblock? Suntan lotion? Sun cream? BLOCK OUT????
|Bird of Prey||Archer: ''What are you staring at? Did you never see two naked dudes in the middle of the desert before?''|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Stranger: "SURE I can give you a ride. One question... Do you like movies about gladiators?"|
|MLCoolJ||Archer: Okay, where the hell are our clothes?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||The galaxy's worst Male Strip Club...
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer: "Well, we've kinda had a rough day... Our rental broke down a few kilometers back. Then we were picked up by a truck driver by the name of Jim Bob-"
Trip: "Tell him about the wolverine!"
Archer: "I'm GETTING to the wolverine!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer: "There's a lesson to be learned here... Never play strip poker with a species that has a head larger than a basketball.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer: "...so you're saying you DO like gladiator movies?"|
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