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| Name | Caption |
| Admiral Dunsel | TSA Security screening at the Las Vegas Int. Airport. |
| Admiral Adam | Archer: Really, it's not what you think... |
| jg | Archer's and Tripp's gambling problem has completely gotten out of hand. |
| DBB | Producer: Connor, Scott... What's going on? Where are your clothes? Scott Bakula: Billingsley said the script called for this. Producer: He said...what? *John Billingsley laughs so hard he nearly passes out* |
| DBB | "Cap'n, I'm gettin' sunburns in places I can't even reach." |
| DBB | "So they took your clothes and marooned you here?" "They didn't take our clothes." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "I think we're close here... I'll let you have the nice young Lieutenant here, and you'll give me 10 liters of water and two goats?" Trip: "Capt'n... Are you trying to-" Archer: "Shut up, Trip! I'm trying to do some business here... So what do you say... We have a deal?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "...so you're saying we DIDN"T have to take all our clothes off and walk across the desert?" |
| jg | Due to the sunburn they got, Tripp and Archer spent the next week saying "don't touch me". |
| Miss Marple | No need to explain, dearie, my husband won’t ask for directions, either. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip (to self): "Is the captain actually trying to sell me into slavery for water? . I hope I get a sip." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip (to self): "Is the captain actually trying to sell me into slavery for water?" |
| Miss Marple | Trip, to self: I TOLD him he would get himself into trouble one day if he didn't stop saying "Oh, balls!" all the time. |
| Miss Marple | Archer: it's not a HICKEY, it's a rope burn! Trip, to self: He's not making this look any less kinky... |
| Miss Marple | Archer: So what do YOU think, Trip: blue & black, or white & gold? |
| Miss Marple | Well, if you had read the tags CAREFULLY, you would have known your outfit's SPF stopped at 50+. What did you THINK that meant? |
| Miss Marple | Ok, so you don't have heard of SPF ? -Sun Protection Factor? Sun screen? How about sunblock? Suntan lotion? Sun cream? BLOCK OUT???? |
| Bird of Prey | Archer: ''What are you staring at? Did you never see two naked dudes in the middle of the desert before?'' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Stranger: "SURE I can give you a ride. One question... Do you like movies about gladiators?" |
| MLCoolJ | Archer: Okay, where the hell are our clothes? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The galaxy's worst Male Strip Club... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Well, we've kinda had a rough day... Our rental broke down a few kilometers back. Then we were picked up by a truck driver by the name of Jim Bob-" Trip: "Tell him about the wolverine!" Archer: "I'm GETTING to the wolverine!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "There's a lesson to be learned here... Never play strip poker with a species that has a head larger than a basketball. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "...so you're saying you DO like gladiator movies?" |
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