|Frankie Chestnuts||Mestral: “Commander... I believe I’m experiencing rumblings in my mommy-daddy bits.”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Mestral: “Commander... I believe a warp core breach is imminent.”|
|Chromedome||"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!"|
|Bird of Prey||Pon farr turns out to be a lot less glamorous than we've all imagined...|
|AdmiralM||"Hurry up baby that mind meld wasn't enough!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Mestral: "COOLANT LEAK... WE’VE GOT A COOLANT LEAK... WE MIGHT HAVE TO EJECT THE CORE!!”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Mestral: "COOLANT LEAK... WE’VE GOT A COOLANT LEAK!”|
|AdmiralM||"live long enough you will prosper."
|AdmiralM||"I Don't think a mind meld is going to be enough for him."
|MR. WORF||T'pol : I thought the covid test was done through the nose , not by touching my ass.|
|AdmiralM||"Give in to your emotions."|
|Captain 8472||If you look closely, one will see an abused pair of actors.|
|Captain 8472||Every time viewers think of this scene, Berman and Bragga attempt to deny it’s existence.|
|Captain 8472||Mestral: “Correct me if I am wrong, but with this pose, shouldn’t I be violently attached to a wooden cross?”|
|EMH_MkII||Danger! Containment breach! Beaver! BEAVERRRRR!!!|
|EMH_MkII||"I believe I am experiencing what humans call a 'mid-life crisis.'"|
|Bird of Prey||Male Vulcan: "Those human textiles made out of sheep hair are very scratchy."
Female Vulcan: "That's why it is illogical to wear them at all."
|Bird of Prey||"I was merely expressing my appreciation for your well developed mammaries."
"Yes, but did you have to do that by loudly shouting 'BOOBIES'?"
|MR. WORF||T'pol had no idea what would happen if she used Downy's Unstoppable fabric softener .|
|Horta not Vorta||Waiting for a little breeze...|
|N'tran DS 12||Examine this picture very carefully, and you will notice a Vulcan male in 20th century earth clothing.|
|MR. WORF||T'pol , hey you there, do these pants make my butt look big ????|
|Bird of Prey||Semi-transparent dressing screens are illogical.|
|Chromedome||Round the back of the White House, the Trump's prepare to leave incognito.|
|Captain 8472||Peaks of glory.|
|Captain 8472||This picture stimulates feelings of inadequacy in certain viewers.|
|Chromedome||(Him - thinking) No Winnebago, no changing room, just the open air. My agent needs to do better than this.
(Her - thinking) At least I've got a better agent than him.
|Captain 8472||Once again, we see how women are objectified by the media.|
|Captain 8472||Even women’s shadows endure a glass ceiling.|
|Captain 8472||Every time Berman and Bragga force nudity, a lawsuit is pending.|
|Captain 8472||Henry Weinstein was involved in the making of this show.|
|Captain 8472||The perks of the job.|
|Captain 8472||Technically, there are a total of 3 ‘Ds’ in this picture.|
|Captain 8472||Size does matter.|
|Captain 8472||Sadly, there will be no additional details.|
|N'tran DS 12||I see a little silhouetto. Scaramouche Scaramouche.|
|N'tran DS 12||January 6, 2021 Holy Sheet|
|Bird of Prey||"Hmmm, nothing happens down there. Seems like I am not in pon farr yet."|
|MR. WORF||Oh my !!! Think unsexy thoughts, Think unsexy thoughts, Think unsexy thoughts.......Too Late !!!|
|DBB||"Curious. My pants are getting shorter. Most illogical."|
|Chromedome||(sings) "Me .. and my shaaaaadow, walking down the avenue, me .. and my shaaaadow, not a soul to tell our troubles to."
(courtesy of Judy Garland)
|Bird of Prey||"Weird... Why is my shadow female!?"|
|MR. WORF||This is not logical , something is happening . I don't understand . Now is my laundry dry yet ?|
|AdmiralM||"It's not only the ratings going up."|
|AdmiralM||"Humana Humana Humana!"|
|Chromedome||"'I Love Lucy' be damned, I wanna see 'Bewitched' - Elizabeth Montgomery is a babe!"|
|Chromedome||Due to coronavirus regulations, the facilities available to the cast during location shooting are somewhat rudimentary.|
|N'tran DS 12||Shadowplay.|
|Bird of Prey||Beta testing the Vulcan Love Slave program...|
|Chromedome||"Don't worry Melania. These are the best disguises EVER! No-one will notice us at the Biden inauguration."|
|N'tran DS 12||Shadows and Symbols.|
|Chromedome||"Are you sure this is how they do auditions for Star Trek?"|
|Bir of Prey||The Vulcan version of shadow theatre is a bit... different.|
|AdmiralM||"Has it been 7years already?"|
|Captain 8472||All we want is a small gust of wind.|
|Captain 8472||One sheet separates every fan boy from their greatest prize.|
|Chromedome||"Quick, we must get out of here before Kirk shows up!"
"Kirk? But how would he get into this storyline?"
"Star Trek Script Rule #1: If there is an attractive woman, Kirk arrives."
|Chromedome||This is the sight that instilled such incredulity in Icheb & Naomi last month.|
|Chromedome||"I am sorry, your claim to be Frankie Chestnuts is not logically sustainable."|
|N'tran DS 12||Naked Now.. Naked Time.. Naked Shadow.|
|N'tran DS 12||Naked Now-|
|N'tran DS 12||The Savage Curtain.|
|Rylan Sato||Why couldn't the Klan come and use this sheet?|
|Rylan Sato||Who put this inconvenient white sheet here?|
|Captain 8472||“I’m a little tea pot, short and stout!”|
|Captain 8472||Infinite nudity in infinite combinations.|
|Captain 8472||Even this sheet gets more screen time than Maywether.|
|Captain 8472||Even in fictional stories, there is too much white washing.|
|Captain 8472||The point in history does not matter, there will always be some form of ugly clothes.|
|Captain 8472||T’Mir: “I think you put on the female under garments.”|
|Captain 8472||One must understand, this scene was done for the ratings.|
|Captain 8472||This week, on The Shadowed Singer...|
|EMH_MkII||If it does not think, then it's not logical.
If it does not think, then it's not logical...
I must gEt... PON-FAAAAR AWAY FROM HERE.
|Captain 8472||Though it is not seen, there is an uncomfortable silence in this image.|
|Captain 8472||There was a time when even Vulcans had red necks.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Mestral: "Are you cold?"
T'Mir: "No... Why do you ask?"
|Frankie Chestnuts||T'Mir: "Mestral... Please stop calling me T'Pol."|
|Miss Marple||Funny enough, that female's shadow is the same outline that you see on Vulcan truckers' mudflaps.|
|Miss Marple||Mestral, to self: When I talk to my inner child, I see myself as a little bit older, and as a girl.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||T'Pol: "Why do you get to wear that drab, frumpy outfit while I get to wear... nothing?"|
|Captain 8472||These individuals are lucky. Neither of them will be on Earth during 2020.|
|Captain 8472||Every thought regarding this situation is both uncalled for and uncomfortable.|
|PegasusJF||Mestral (mentally): Don't look, Don't look, Oh God I want to look, Don't look, Don't look....|
|PegasusJF||It is said that being a man is like having a little dog that barks at everything. Mestral's dog is barking.|
|Captain 8472||Thought: what would happen if any of these hidden survivors needed surgery?|
|Captain 8472||The future of acting is regular nudity.|
|Captain 8472||Shadow male parts in 3... 2... 1...|
|The Geek||This being Enterprise, I am fully confident this implied nudity checks all the logic boxes...|
|The Geek||Boy, Tuvok sure wasn't kidding when he said, "The demands on a Vulcan's character are extraordinarily difficult. Do not mistake composure for ease."|
|Chromedome||"Have you got my wallet?"|
|Chromedome||"Does my bum look big in this?"
(some things never change)
|Frankie Chestnuts||I love those outfits from the 50's. They were so... naked.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||T’Pol: “There wouldn’t happen to be a bra out there, would there?
Mestral: “A bra?? Nope... Not out here... No bras.”
|Frankie Chestnuts||Jolene: “They said it was ‘Integral to my character’. Integral to my character, my ass...”
Director: “THAT’S MY POINT!”
|Chromedome||This is from Nimoy's audition for the yokel farmer in "Men In Black"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||“Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations... Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations... Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations...”|
|Chromedome||Section 31 liked to operate in the shadows.|
|Chromedome||"Wow! That shadow puppet is AWESOME!"|
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