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| Name | Caption |
| MR. WORF | Picard : Beverly , I must say you do a phenomenal job trimming your eye brows. |
| Chromedome | "Why are we doing film noire - again? Because the costume department have run out of ideas for silly alien outfits and it's cheaper than making a rubber alien costume." |
| Chromedome | "The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy was wrong. It's not a towel that matters, it's having a stylish hat!" |
| Captain 8472 | “So, what game is Q making us play this time?” |
| Captain 8472 | “Tell me, Beverly, have you ever heard of the term ‘Santorum’?” |
| Chromedome | "Do you think the bakers will realise we aren't Prue Leith & Paul Hollywood?" |
| Chromedome | "I'm from Track & Trace ..." "Oh no, am I in danger?" "I'm afraid so. You've been in close proximity with Wesley Crusher and so you need to self-isolate for the rest of the series." |
| MR. WORF | Dr.Crusher : We've made it this far , what do you say now Jean Luc ? Jean Luc : Dr.Crusher prepare to ENGAGE ! |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: "I opted for a holographic hat because unfortunately the holodeck can't generate holographic hair..." |
| N'tran DS 12 | Jessica Rabbit vs Eddie Valiant in a kiss off. |
| MR. WORF | Dr.Crusher : This is the part where you kiss the bride. Jean Luc : The What ?!!!!! |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: "This is supposed to be your face mask? You know that with these large holes, it's absolutely useless for protecting you against he virus, right?" Beverly: "Hey, give me some slack, how was I supposed to know? After all, I am a doctor, not a - uh... never mind." |
| Jonas Ryman | I’m still waiting to enter the Neutral Zone.... |
| Chromedome | Picard and Crusher always saw eye to eye |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: "We'll always have Tom Paris!" Beverly: "That line would be funnier if we were crew members of the USS Voyager..." |
| Miss Marple | Picard: Beverly, What have you got for me that's SO URGENT you couldn't wait? Beverly: A flu shot. Last year a young friend of mine died from the flu, and today's a great day to inoculate. |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: "So, tell me again why we are on the holodeck..." Beverly: "Wesley wanted to try out a holonovel in which he can play the role of a 20th/21st century comic character, a superhero called Batman." Picard: "Ah, well. And who are we supposed to be? Are we superheroes too?" Beverly: "No, we are Thomas and Martha Wayne, Batman's parents..." |
| RedDwarfian | "Promise me one thing, Captain." "What is it?" "Promise we'll never time travel back to 2020." "Oh of course!" |
| Chromedome | "I've never been so ... so ... so ... arughhhhh!" |
| Bird of Prey | Beverly: "You know what would make this noir ambience perfect? If everything were monochrome. Computer,-" Picard: "No, don't. The last time let the program run in monochrome, some tin can robot appeared out of nowhere." |
| Stanz | Listen! Do you smell something? |
| Bird of Prey | Space, the noir frontier... |
| Captain 8472 | A serious lack of planning went into this date. |
| DanielB | Listen, I'm the captain, you work under me - FOR me - WITH, me. It wouldn't be good. I mean it would be good, oh yes, but it would be, er, naughty. I MEAN, against the rules. |
| Dan the Plan Man | Huehehehuehueheueheh |
| Bodhi | "Doctor, I don't want to alarm you but you're standing awfully close to that black hole..." |
| Chromedome | "Eee by 'eck luv, tha' scrubs up reet nice!" |
| Chromedome | "Beverly..." "Yes, Jean Luc?" "Beverly, ... there's ..." "Yes, Jean Luc?" "Beverly, there's something I need to ask you ..." "What is it, Jean Luc?" "Beverly, please can you stop standing on my foot?" |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: "You were right, Beverly - Silly Hat Day was a bad idea. Next year it's Captain Picard Day again!" |
| McFortner | What's a fine dame like you doing in a cheap holodeck program like this? |
| PegasusJF | When rivals in the staring championships meet... |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: "My love is as a fever, longing -" Beverly: "If you just continue quoting Shakespeare all day, this date is over!" |
| Bird of Prey | Beverly: "Why did you choose to play a film noir private eye?" Picard: "Data already hogged the role of Sherlock Holmes. So what was left for me was either this or Detective Conan." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Crusher: "I think we're all set, Jean Luc... I have him anesthetized and tied up in our quarters." Picard: "Perfect, Beverly... Now let's get the rest of the senior staff and get him loaded onto that shuttle. By he wakes up, the Enterprise will be a half a billion kilometres away." Crusher: "...and Wesley will be out of our lives forever." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | I can't wait to see the outcome of THIS transporter accident... |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: "What is this weird net in front of your face?" Beverly: "Well, I am no expert in 20th century Earth customs, but I think it's supposed to symbolize to men that I am a 'good catch'. That's also where the saying 'there are many fish in the sea' comes from." |
| Captain 8472 | In this picture we see post covid dating without protection. |
| Captain 8472 | “His charm on display.” “Her look, disapproving.” |
| Captain 8472 | Beverly did not know if she was talking to Picard or Q. |
| Captain 8472 | “Tell me something romantic.” “Q has busy right now.” |
| Captain 8472 | In order to properly annoy a favorite target, Q turned himself into Beverly Crusher. |
| Captain 8472 | Role Playing Games in the future. |
| Chromedome | Chromedome's quest for Frankie Chestnuts leads him face to face with Miss Marple |
| Chromedome | Miss Marple: I've got a fedora like Picard - it keeps my bald spot warm in the winter! |
| Miss Marple | Yes Chromedome, Miss Marple actually does own a hat like that! -Like Beverly's, not Picard's. |
| Commodore Bob Wesley | Picard And Beverly on the Holodeck. Shaka, when the holodeck broke |
| Chromedome | "OK Miss Marple, where's Frankie Chestnuts?" |
| Ankarii Nimorotova | That net does not count as a mask, Beverly. |
| Captain 8472 | Picard could not take his eyes off Beverly’s bleached mustache. |
| Captain 8472 | One of these two is renowned for well known acting a directing. The other is Patric Stewart. |
| Captain 8472 | Bad stereotypes in 3.... 2.... 1.... |
| Captain 8472 | Q is once again trolling the crew of the Enterprise. |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: "Of all the starships, in all the quadrants, in all the galaxies, she beams onto mine." |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Picard: "The pattern on your veil reminds me so much of benzene molecules." Beverley: "Jean-Luc, I expect that from Wesley, not from you." |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Picard: "The pattern on your veil reminds me so much of benzene molecules." Beverley: "Jean-Luc, you've been working with Data for too long." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Those pearls are lovely, Beverly." Crusher: "Oh Jean Luc, I love a man in a fedora." Picard: "Your eyes... They're like lipid pools." Crusher: "Limpid." Picard: "Pardon?" Crusher: "Limpid... Not lipid. A lipid is a organic compound. It's a fatty molecule." Picard: "Well... that killed the mood." Crusher: "YOU brought up the fatty molecule." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The August meeting of Enterprise's Funny Hats Club. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Breath Mint?" Crusher: "No... Garlic?" Picard: "Yes." |
| Captain 8472 | Picard, entering the friend zone. |
| Miss Marple | The only reason they put that fancy netting on Beverly's hat was to distract from the horrible rash she had on her face that no amount of makeup could cover. |
| Miss Marple | Picard: You say to-MAY-to, I say to-MAH-to... |
| MR. WORF | The staring contestants had been at it for hours . |
| MR. WORF | Dr. : Jean Luc ! Is that a 45 or are you glad to see me ?! |
| Chromedome | "No. You are NOT crazy and I will NOT give you a section 8 discharge." |
| Chromedome | "Wesley, get back in your uniform NOW!" |
| Chromedome | "Just the facts, ma'am." |
| Chromedome | "Of all the holodecks in all the ships in the fleet, and you have to walk into mine!" |
| MR. WORF | Just as Jean Luc was just about to tell Beverly he loved her, when he heard Wesley cry out Mom !, can I talk to you ? |
| MR. WORF | Lower your shields and let me in ...... |
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