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Lt Hey Man: What? I thought you said this was anti-aging mud cream?
Woman: You dumba@@
Chromedome "OMG! Have you seen the picture for next month's competition?"
Chromedome "Never mind, let's get through the day and then give our agent a good kicking for getting us these parts."
Bird of Prey "You filthy cowards!"
"Hey, that's absolutely uncalled-for! We are not cowards!"
Miss Marple Some "Empty Nesters" manage less well than others.
Chromedome "Wesley Crusher? No, we hate him too! And we haven't even met him yet."
Chromedome "C'mon Ma, you can manage one more blue WKD can't you?"
Chromedome "I want to complain about this fake tan you've given us. What sort of beautician are you? ... Oh. You're a plasterer. Right."
(Should have gone to Specsavers!)
Chromedome Twenty Four Hour Party People
Chromedome "I don't think much of this fake tan! Where did you get it?"
"Home Depot."
Chromedome "Whaddya mean she's too old for a Happy Meal?"
Bryan Moore "We're an avant-garde jazz trio named Primary Colors, but we just lost our drummer, Red, to a Christian metal group..."
EMH_MkI Mr. & Mrs. Claus have changed considerably over the years.
Bird of Prey " fact, we are our society's upper crust. Literally."
Bird of Prey Proof that wearing make-up CAN be very manly!
MR. WORF What do you mean ?? Where over dressed for dinner ???? Your upsetting my wife !
Bird of Prey "See, we may hunt and kill the Terranovian crocodile, we don't waste any part of it: We eat its meat, we use its skin for clothes, and its poop for face paint!"
Mikey "You think WE look like crap? Just check out some of the drek that 'Mikey' guy enters in the caption comp!"
Miss Marple Behold: the secret of Sir Paul McCartney's baby-soft skin.
Bryan Moore While not widely used after the Mid-22nd century, the paint ball setting on early Starfleet phase pistols was marginally successful in its day.
Bryan Moore "We broke down on the way to Burning Man. Can we hitch a ride? We have peyote!"
MR. WORF Let's see if Tide® Pods can clean this mess up ?!!!
Bird of Prey "We are like those noble savages in your old stories - just without the noble part."
Arcxjo "Do you see the face as blue and grey, or yellow and white?"
Mikey "... one application per day, you say, and we'll look ten years younger?"
Bird of Prey "Is it possible to crank up the humidity in here a bit? My skin feels rather dry right now..."
MR. WORF The reaction to seeing the sign saying : The Sonic Shower Is Out Of Order Until Further Notice .
Signed : Capt. Archer
MR. WORF What do you mean we have to go back and clean the garbage disposal again !!!?????
Mikey "How do you know he's a king?"
" 'E must be a king... 'e 'asn't got shit all over 'im."
MR. WORF Honey ! Don't be sad , I guess The Cellular Expansion Factor was a little to much.
Bird of Prey Archer: "You really should ask Dr. Phlox to give you something for your flakey skin. On an unrelated note, this cereals you brought me from your planet are delicious! Are those corn flakes?"
Jamin: "Not exactly...."
stevewd Of course we look like hell, we've been out partying all night.
Bird of Prey "Klingons? We have nothing in common with them! Well, except that we too don't like baths..."
Frankie Chestnuts Jamin: “Unguent... we need unguent.”
Nadet: “Or possibly salve.”
Chromedome Please do not park on the double yellow lines.
Chromedome "Look, Ma, it's easy. Just pick which kind of bread you want, 6 inch or 12 inch. Then pick what meat you want, choose some salad to go with it. Then at the end give them this voucher to get a free cookie and let them scan your Subway card."
"It seems very complicated. Couldn't we just go to Nando's instead?"
Miss Marple Wait a minute -is that Jumpin' Jack Flash with a spike right thru his head?!?!
Miss Marple Wait a minute -is that Jumpin' Jack Flash with a spike right thru his head?!?!
Ok. It's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
MR. WORF Honey ! Don't be upset , they just missed two small areas of your face with French's® Mustard .
Bird of Prey "Sorry Mom, but the sign here says that the face painting event is only supposed to be for little children..."
Cyrus Ramsay "Looking on the bright side, nobody will park on her head."
EMH_MkI The one time Harry Kim didn't walk into sickbay...
EMH_MkI Who pushed the big red button that said "Do not push?" Anybody?
EMH_MkI "Does my breath stink? Because when I do this *exhales* she does this."
EMH_MkI Archer: We've received your distress signal. How may we be of assistance?
"We want your garbage."
Archer: Perhaps you need medical attention? Food?
"We want your garbage."
Archer: Maybe... you'd like-
"We want your garbage."
Archer: Get off my starship.
EMH_MkI Marriage counseling in the 22nd century sure took a turn for the worst...
Chromedome These are the Ugly Sisters from the Starfleet Christmas pantomime
Chromedome X Factor hopefuls await their turn on stage
Chromedome "Ma! Ma! I want ridges like that Klingon, Ma! Pleeeease."
Danish32 And the moral of our story? Never get a Tattoo from a drunk Cardassian.
Bird of Prey "We would like to file a complaint. This paint we bought here starts crumbling away very fast."
"Well, it's supposed to be paint for walls, not your face!"
The Geek To save money as ratings tumbled, the Make Up dept. resorted to fence paint sprayed at 4100psi.
AdmiralM "please somebody by them some soap for Christmas"
Bird of Prey Guy: "Please tell me about that concept that is very basic to your people, but completely alien to us!"
Archer: "Uh... You mean love?"
Guy: "No. I mean bathing!"
The Geek "CUT! MAKEUP!"
The Geek Jamin: "I have a mole?"
Chromedome "Isn't this better than being on Babylon 5?"
Bird of Prey "I am sorry Ma, but this is the casting call for 'Mudd's Women', not 'mud women'."
EMH_MkI Someone told us the phaser range doubled as a tanning salon.
EMH_MkI We wished we took up his offer for a dermal analgesic!
EMH_MkI The aftermath of someone putting a mistletoe under the warp reactor...
PegasusJF Multi-year recipients of Santa Claus' coal.
Cyrus Ramsay "Is this the audition for 'Star Trek: Braveheart'?"
PegasusJF These people are traumatized, TRAUMATIZED that the "It's a good day to dye" caption didn't get on the list last month.
PegasusJF Someone tell these people what Christmas is all about STAT!
EMH_MkI Space hobos... in SPAAA-
EMH_MkI Starfleet instituted a 'no restrooms near the warp reactor' policy shortly thereafter.
Frankie Chestnuts Archer: “Good God... what happened?
Jamin: She'd been drinking too much eggnog, snd we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning. At the scene of the attack.
She had hoof-prints on her forehead, and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Frankie Chestnuts Jamin: “Gesundheit...
Miss Marple We dress like this to try to divert your gaze from our poor dental hygiene practices.
Miss Marple At Burning Man, the Reno emergency services departments always tried to staff with “client sensitive providers”.
Chromedome "If only we'd got the Shakespeare gig ..."
Chromedome "Look on the bright side, at least we get paid for this."
"It's not enough."
Chromedome "You mean this ISN'T a fancy dress party?"
Chromedome "Yeah, I guess we pissed off the makeup department."
Bird of Prey "What is this.... skin care... you talk of?? I don't think our culture is familiar with that concept..."
Frankie Chestnuts Jamin: “Could you spare some water?”
Nadet: “We are just a wee bit thirsty.”
Frankie Chestnuts ...but the Republicans claimed we wouldn’t lose our insurance because of our pre-existing condition.
Frankie Chestnuts Welcome to Trump’s America.
The Geek METH: Never even once.
MLCoolJ And this, kids, is why you wear sunscreen when you go outside.

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