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|McFortner||Major, my eyes are up here.|
|McFortner||KNEEL before Sisko!|
|MR. WORF||Sisko : If this is to work , you must not try to stand up when you're under the Dabo Table . We'll get that Quark for cheating finally !!!|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Since my experience with the Prophets, everyone seems so... small."|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "I have the higher ground, Anakira!"|
|N'tran DS 12||B L Sisko...Benjamin LaFitte, not Benjamin Jacob, or Benjamin Joseph.|
|Miss Marple||Looking down on people was just one of Sisko's faults.|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Look, I found Spock's anti-gravity boots!"|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Oh no... Did the Defiant shrink again!?"|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "What is the meaning of this!?"
Kira: "Every time I am angry with Quark, he tells me that I should rather pick a fight with someone my own size. And well, how do you humans say? Be careful what you wish for..."
|MR. WORF||Kirah : I think we have a problem with Nanomites !!
Sisko : I'll get right on that .
|Chromedome||"Major ... You have dandruff."|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "It seems that flying through the wormhole has some unexpected side effects now."|
|MLCoolJ||Sisko: Okay, why is there a quicksand pit in Ops?
Kira: Don't ask. Just get me outta here.
|Chromedome||"Right, I'll get the Oompah Loompahs to put you in the chewing gum stretching machine and we'll get you back to your normal size."|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "I'll see what I can do in that matter, but you may have to lower your expectations."
Kira: "As you can see, I already have."
|Chromedome||Sisko looked down on her bid for Kirexit with disdain.|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Transporter malfunction?"
Kira: "Transporter malfunction."
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Transporter malfunction?"
Kira: "Transporter malfunction-"
|MR. WORF||Sisko : Major ! You forgot to salute when you see me at attention .|
|MR. WORF||So Major , do my nose hairs need trimming ??|
|MR. WORF||Sisko : Well I'm very flattered by your Marriage Proposal but it's usually the man that gets down on one knee.
Kira : On Bajor it's the woman that goes to one knee the man she wishes to marry . So what's your answer ??
Sisko : Hmmm Ummm Well .... Let me get back to you later .
|PegasusJF||Sisko: I'm so disappointed with you...|
|Chromedome||"Sorry Major, that wasn't Frankie Chestnuts you arrested. It was just Odo messing about."|
|Chromedome||"No Major, no punching below the belt."|
|Ayni||Kira : I Can't believe this ! All humans have one as big?
Sisko : Well... it's a embarrassing question, Major...
Kira : Belt buckles are an embarrassing subject on Earth?
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Sorry Major, but I rather doubt that the Emissary has the authority to knight anyone."|
|The Geek||Kira: "I've had it up to here with these Caption Competitions."
Sisko: "Oh, yeah? Well, I've had it up to HERE with these Caption Competitions!"
|The Geek||Odo: "I've been working on my impressions of various people throughout the station. What do you think of this?" (morphs into Kira)
Sisko: "I think Kira will drop kick you into your bucket if she ever sees this."
|The Geek||Nog's "Kira" costume was met with some trepidation by the Ops crew.|
|mwhittington||Kira: (whispering) "Commander, I'm sorry, but your "barracks door" is open!"
Sisko: "Oh!" (turns away, zips up fly) "Thank you, Major. By the way, did you happen to see a "proud soldier", standing at attention?"
Kira: :No, sir, but I did see a "wounded soldier" sitting on a couple of "duffle bags."
|The Geek||"Major, can I borrow a slip of gold-pressed latinum?"
"I'm sorry, Commander, but I'm a bit short this month."
|MR. WORF||Avery Brooks : What some people won't do just to get my autograph . Sheesh !!!|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "I am very disappointed with you, Major. I would have expected Quark to stoop so low - but you!?"|
|Rylan Sato||While you're down there...tie my shoe.|
|Chromedome||"Major. Your earring. Riker was wearing one like that."|
|MR. WORF||Sisko : O'brien ! I think there's something wrong with the Holographic communication system . It came up a little short.
O'brien : OOPS I DID IT AGAIN !!!
|MR. WORF||Sisko : Hi Major Kira , How's my new elevator working ?|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Careful! Putting me on a pedestal so high, you may not be able to reach me..."|
|MLCoolJ||Sisko: Chief, we've just had a transporter malfunction. It seems to have de-aged Kira into a twelve-year-old girl.
O'Brien: Dammit! Not again!
|MR. WORF||Kira : Commander Sisko I need you to tell me if you are able to see down my uniform from your height .
Sisko struggling to keep a straight face : Major I I I don't see any problem from here.
|MR. WORF||Sisko wasn't all that impressed with Kira's Break Dancing skills.|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko; "I have heard much about how the Cardassians short-changed the Bajoran people - but this here is just ridiculous."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko gets up on his soapbox for another one of his "Inspirational" speeches.|
|Sarin||Major, I believe that there is a mistranslation of Rule 33 you got from Quark...it should be "up".|
|MR. WORF||Major Kira : I see your completely at attention . !!|
|MR. WORF||Major ; how did you get in here ??
Major Kira , I just came up from the basement .
Sisko : What basement ??!
|MR. WORF||Due to budget cuts , Nana Vistor's double was a little short during season one .|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Thanks for the stepladder. But I still don't really understand the purpose."
Kira: "Kai Opaka thought you'd look more Emissary-ish that way."
|Bodhi||"Major, never activate my emergency flotation device again. Understood?"|
|Bodhi||Benjamin's on his high horse again...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko: "Yes Kira. EVERYTHING is proportionally over-sized. Even my feet are the size of pie plates.|
|Miss Marple||Kira: Well Sir, from this angle, I don't get distracted by your hairline... Have you ever considered just shaving it all off? ... sort of like going Brain Commando???|
|Chromedome||"Don't talk down at me, Sisko"|
|MR. WORF||Sisko : Sorry Major for barging into the ladies washroom but this couldn't wait .
Kira : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE !!!!!! Get out or wipe my ass !!!!
|MR. WORF||Kira : UUMMM Commander I don't see the meaning of this kneeling before you ?! All I said was your fly was open.
Sisko : Now .... Zip It !!
|MR. WORF||Sisko : Now kneel before your Prophet !!!
Kira : Don't you think your taking this Prophet thing a little to far ??
|MLCoolJ||Kira: Dammit, Sisko, are you sleepwalking again?|
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