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| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Dax: ''I found him, can I keep him?'' |
| Bird of Prey | Dax: ''Worf is starting to get jealous, Julian. I hope you know how to fight with a bat'leth?'' |
| Horta not Vorta | Jadzia is right behind me....Oh Bugger....well that is an idea... |
| MR. WORF | Dax had just finished her Julian android when she realized she had put in the Female emotion chip ! Qplah ! |
| Bird of Prey | Bashir: ''Ooohh... that's good... please continue...'' Dax (thinking): ''Julian is half asleep. I wonder if he even realizes that it is me...'' Bashir: ''Ooohh... your hands are wonderful... Garak...'' Dax: ''Wait, WHAT?'' |
| Bird of Prey | Bashir: ''Ooohh... that's good... please continue...'' Dax (thinking): |
| Cyrus Ramsay | In this deleted scene from the second |
| Miss Marple | At this point the universal translator just started translating Jadzia’s story into a litany of blah blah blah… |
| Miss Marple | ... and then the universal translator just started translating Jadzia’s story into |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Tell me, Julian, are you familiar with Doctor Hfuhruhurr's cranial screw top method? |
| RogueSkyknight | The Vulcan Nerve Pinch has nothing on the Trill Neck Rub |
| Bird of Prey | Dax: ''Julian, prepare for a Trill-ing experience!'' |
| N'tran DS 12 | Data has Spot, Uhura had a tribble, Dax has Bashir. |
| Bird of Prey | It seems that Data is not the only Starfleet officer with an off switch... |
| AJ | Open you eyes, NOW. You WILL watch 'two girls, one cup'! |
| N'tran DS12 | Ahhh! |
| Bird of Prey | Bashir: ''Is this a phaser in your pocket, or is your symbiont happy to see me?'' |
| N'tran DS12 | I envy you,Doctor . |
| Bird of Prey | Bashir: ''I noticed that you are hanging out with Quark quite often lately.'' Dax: ''Well, you can learn a lot from other cultures, even from the Ferengi.'' Bashir: ''Like how to play tongo?'' Dax: ''...aaaand how to provide oo-mox!'' |
| Kogenta | Keep your eyes closed and face forward, Julian. I promise, Worf will be gentle. |
| AJ | Behold, the Vulcan death grip does exist. |
| AJ | A litle more pressurz and ... SNAP goes his neck! |
| McFortner | Julian, remember how you told me that chiropractic was junk science.... |
| MR. WORF | Dax had a bad feeling in her stomach as she started to massage Julian, It felt as if the Symbiont was going to explode from her chest !!! ? |
| Miss Marple | Off stage, Austin, Powers whispers that that's a MAN, baby. |
| Miss Maple | Off stage, Austin Powers whispers to Julian: |
| Niall Johnson | Human: Shatter spinal column at the third vertebra. Death is immediate. |
| MR. WORF | Julian settles in as Dax prepares to give him a haircut ; little knowing she wants to use a Bat'leth !!! |
| Bryan Moore | Well, Doctor, Oo-mox is far less tiring on a man of your... proportions. |
| Bryan Moore | Test |
| Bodhi | On Soviet Space Station, breasts stare at you! |
| Ilandra | And here is the new dummy for 'Madam Tussaud in Space' |
| JanewayFan87 | And now my dear doctor, I shall help you practice for your big scene in Game Of Thrones... |
| Niall Johnson | We have ways of making you talk! |
| MR. WORF | Little did Julian know that Curzon was plotting a take over of Deep Space Nine. |
| Bird of Prey | Quark: ''I don't care how much profit the ticket sales may bring, I won't allow you to do a ventriloquist performance in my bar! Your Bashir doll totally creeps me out!'' |
| Bird of Prey | Dax: ''Look, I made a sculpture of you!'' Bashir: ''Wow, that's... disturbingly lifelike...'' Dax: ''Well, I had hundreds of years for practicing my sculpturing skills.'' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir: THERE... ARE... FORTY... LIGHTS!! Maybe more. It's kind of tough to count them all. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dax (to self): If he only had a red shirt... IT WOULD BE PERFECT! |
| Miss Marple | Yes, this counts as a three-way, and I know people who count these things. |
| Miss Marple | It's trilling. |
| Miss Marple | FYI: Yes, this counts as a three-way. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Vulcan neck pinch.... Trill Style! |
| AJ | ... and if I position his corpse like this it will look like he's asleep and I'll be able to get away before they discover he's dead. |
| Bird of Prey | And you thought Vulcans are the only species who can do mind melds... |
| Biró István | Relax |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Nana: Siddig… do you want to grab a bite- TERRY! WHAT THE HELL??? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Nana: |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Mork calling Orson... Mork calling Orson... Come in Orson. |
| MLCoolJ | Jadzia: My mind to your mind...my thoughts to your thoughts... |
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