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| Name | Caption |
| MLCoolJ | Wait, what are you doing? I told you I came here for liposuction, not castration! STOOOOOOP!! |
| Bird of Prey | McCoy: "Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence..." Patient: "Somehow I don't find that very reassuring, Doctor." |
| Bird of Prey | Bad luck: The inertial dampeners going offline just when your shuttle is accelerating to full impulse. |
| Chromedome | C'mon, we've all heard it on the fairground rides ... so altogether ... SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER! |
| Miss Marple | Wait... No... I've died of dysentery??? |
| Miss Marple | This is what is going on inside with PTSD |
| MR. WORF | "DAMN IT JIM!!" The man can only take so much Chris Gaines !!!! |
| MR. WORF | I see only ONE !!! Light . |
| katefan | For some, Star Trek Discovery is harder to take than others... |
| Bird of Prey | "Stop rotating the biobeeeeeeeed..." |
| MLCoolJ | "Do'sani! Do'sani, yo-to aruda!...I don't care what it tastes like!" |
| MR. WORF | A Patients reaction to their dental bill !!!!! YIKES !!! |
| MLCoolJ | For lunch, Neelix served "Rodeo Red's Red-Hot Rootin' Tootin' Chili" with diced leola root over Alfarian hair pasta, with his "even better than coffee" substitute to drink. This man's digestive system is now dissolving. |
| Bird of Prey | McCoy: "I really should do something about that butt-ugly ceiling in my sickbay..." |
| McFortner | Where will you be when your laxative kicks in? |
| Chromedome | Liam Neeson's publicist posts a selfie |
| Bird of Prey | "Damn, why do these biobeds all have so uncomfortable headrests?" |
| Chromedome | "No, please don't make me wear a toupee!" |
| Mike | Here we see an economist reacting in real time to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal proposal. |
| Merat | Sure he's the cheapest option, but you should never get your prostate exam from Dr. Zoidberg. |
| Merat | The decision to have Nichelle Nichols do a naked fan dance in Star Trek V at the age of 57 was questionable. The decision to have her recreate the scene at the 2015 Star Trek reunion special at age 82 was unquestionably bad. |
| Merat | Kirk: "Well, Bones?" McCoy: "What the hell do you think it is, Jim? This is the fourth time its happened - a man tries to use the head and we find him like this!" Spock: "I question the design choices that led to such striking similarities in the design of the restroom facilities and the emergency disposal airlock." Kirk: "Remind me to have Scotty put up a sign or something." |
| Bird of Prey | "For the world is hollow and I have touched the... wait, that's just a ceiling." |
| AdmiralM | "More Novocaine please!" |
| Chromedome | "NOOOOOO! The DITLers keep captioning me! Make them go away! Go awaaaaaaaayyyyy!" Cough Cough Rasp |
| Kogenta | OH GOD! PLEASE! NOT ANOTHER EPISODE OF DISCOVERY! AHHHHH! |
| Chromedome | "Don't look at the lights!" "I can't help it ... they're so beautiful!" FZZZTTT! |
| Chromedome | The extra suddenly realised why he had been given a red shirt to wear. |
| MLCoolJ | Man: Spiders! They want me to tap-dance! I don't want to tap-dance! Harry Potter: You tell those spiders, Ron. |
| PegasusJF | My God, it's full of stars, AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME!! |
| MLCoolJ | Not shown: the alien about to burst out of this man's chest. |
| Bird of Prey | Eventually, the Cardassians found out that it's far more effective to have one big light instead of four tiny ones. |
| Cyrus Ramsay | "Who...turned off...the inertial...dampeners?" |
| MLCoolJ | Trip may have been the first human male to become pregnant, but this guy is now the first human male to actually give birth. |
| Chromedome | Cycle initiated ... dumping core ... dump complete ... please use the three seashells before leaving ... have a nice day. |
| Bryan Moore | Prior to numerous rewrites, the Discovery pilot was met with less than great reactions in early screen-tests. |
| Bird of Prey | Betazoid weddings may sound like immense fun at first - but after having seen your mother-in-law naked, you'll definitely need some time to recuperate. |
| MR. WORF | All Right ! All Right !!! I'll talk !! Just turn that film of Donald Trump off !!! PLEASE !!!!!!!! |
| MLCoolJ | Why won't Frankie Chestnuts and Chromedome just leave me alone? And why is MLCoolJ being so mean to me? Why am I even here on DITL? Somebody GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! |
| Chromedome | Neelix insists that this man tries his new stew. |
| Chromedome | NO! I am NOT Frankie Chestnuts! Nor is my wife! |
| Chromedome | Chromedome's reaction to the news that Wesley Crusher is getting his own spinoff! |
| MLCoolJ | Graham Kennedy's reaction to learning that Section 31 will soon get its own spinoff. |
| MR. WORF | This is what you looked liked when the Rams got intercepted in the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl LIII. |
| Bird of Prey | "What happened to him, Doctor?" "He is under shock. I reckon he must have seen something extraordinarily horrible. " "And what could that possibly be?" " I am not sure... But he keeps mumbling the word 'threshold' over and over again.." |
| MLCoolJ | NOOOOOO! PLEASE don't make me watch "A Night in Sickbay"! |
| AdmiralM | THE PATRIOTS AGAIN NOOOOO!!!! |
| BigMac1212 | Please, don't make me watch "These are the Voyages..." again! I'll tell you everything! |
| EMH_MkI | Unfortunately, the game show "How Many Lights? with Car Batteries and Jumper Cables" didn't air for very long... |
| ilandra | "No, please, not 'Spock's Brain'!" |
| MLCoolJ | Kevin Riley: (off-screen) And now, I shall render "Kathleen"...ONE MORE TIME! (singing) I'll take you home again, Kathleen... Man: No.. please, no... |
| MLCoolJ | "...Rosebud..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Count Rugen: As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest — how do you feel? Westley: [wimpers] |
| The Geek | Graham Kennedy (offscreen): "Thank you for watching ditl.org's 'Worst of Trek' episode marathon! You just watched 'The Alternative Factor' and 'Catspaw'. Up next, 'Spock's Brain'! Refreshments will be served in an hour." |
| EMH_MkI | LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!!!! |
| Cyrus Ramsay | "No! Not the comfy chair!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Among the stars appearing in cameo roles on TNG: Mr. Joe Cocker! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dentist: There are many terms used to classify the idea of a dental phobia. It can be known as dental fear, dental anxiety, dentist phobia, odontophobia, or dentophobia. They all mean the same thing: an intense fear of visiting the dentist for dental care. In most cases, people who experience dentophobia do so because of prior traumatic experiences at the dentist. Patient: Gas... Give me gas. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ...and yet ANOTHER graduate of the William Shatner School of Method Acting. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? |
| Chromedome | Wesley demonstrates his phaser guided suppository applicator |
| Chromedome | The way you feel at the end of the day when you go to shut down Windows and ... Update & Restart! |
| PegasusJF | Kirk's transmission of "KHHAAAAAAAANNNN" terrified unwitting listeners across the galaxy for years. |
| theRealManikAnand | When your Linux Script hangs at 5:30pm |
| The Geek | "I think... the... inertial dampeners... need adjusting..." |
| MR. WORF | Holy *@$% these heated seats in the shuttle are working way to good !!! |
| MLCoolJ | "There...are...four...lights..." |
| MR. WORF | Agarol of the 23rd Century works with almost warp speed . Gentle & Super Fast Relief. It"ll turn that frown into a smile !! |
| mckinneyc | Subjected to a non stop Discovery playback |
| MR. WORF | For the Love Of God !!! Take that image of William Shatner off the bathroom ceiling. |
| Jaredbeeld | fashionable |
| Miss Marple | Rodney Dangerfield still gets no respect. |
| MLCoolJ | My reaction to finding out that "Star Trek: Enterprise" had been cancelled. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”: Cruel and unusual punishment according to the Geneva Convention and other laws of man. |
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