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|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "If you want to beat the Romulans, you have to think like a Romulan. And if you want to think like a Romulan, you have to BECOME a Romulan!"|
|Miss Marple||FYI: Martin Luther King Jr was Nichelle Nichols biggest fan.|
|Bird of Prey||Oh, on the starship Enterprise / There's someone who's in Satan's guise / Whose devil ears and devil eyes / Could rip your heart from you!|
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "Well... that happens if you eat too much plomeek soup. What, did you think that the Vulcans are born like this!?"|
|Kent83||Bit of advice Chekov...avoid eyebrow threading...|
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "Do you think Vulcan chicks will find me attractive now?"
Chekov: "You realize that they are only mating once every seven years, right?"
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "Oh, I know exactly what you all are thinking right now. I mean, the change in my appearance is obvious. Well, to satisfy your curiosity, thanks to my new workout program, I lost exactly 8.67 pounds so far!"|
|Chromedome||Kirk: "Spock ... Analysis!"
Chekov: "Kaptain, I am not Mr. Spock ..."
Kirk: "So who are you then?"
Chekov: "I am Sulu, Kaptain."
Sulu: "And I am Chekov, Captain."
Kirk: "So who's Uhura?"
Uhura: "I'm McCoy, Jim"
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "Vulcan? No, I am an Elf! Today is 'Lord of the Rings' Cosplay Night!"|
|MR. WORF||Spock was very impressed with this holographic face, though it did need some tweaks with the eyebrows & ears.|
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "What's the matter? Why are you all staring at me?"
Uhura: "You look... somehow different today, Captain..."
Chekov: "But ve are not sure vhy..."
|Guybrush||Kirk and Chekov remained blissfully unaware of the truly horrible spider now making it's way up the Captain's neck.|
|Bird of Prey||Chekov: "...I think you have a point there, Kaptin."
Kirk: "I have ALL the points, Mr. Chekov. On my ears and on my eyebrows."
|MR. WORF||This was the moment the cast realized that Shatner had a toupee .|
|MR. WORF||Captain we checked the data banks about your parents and you strike an incredible resemblance to your Mother T'Pol !!!|
|EMH_MkI||Spock: *walks in with shaved eyebrows* I fail to see the logic in your humor, Jim.|
|MR. WORF||Uhura felt very out of place with her Raptors colours on. Go RAPTORS !!!|
|MLCoolJ||Chekov: Keptin, your ears! What happened?
Kirk: They got...caught...in Sulu's mechanical rice-picker.
Sulu: ...I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
|Chromedome||Kirk: "Mwahahahahaha! Trick or treat?"|
|Bird of Prey||Chekov: "Kaptin, I need to tell you something wery important..."
Kirk: "I am all ears. And eyebrows."
|Bodhi||"But sir, Vulcan has no full moon!"|
|Will Deker||Halloween on the bridge: Judd Hirsch as a Vulcan.|
|MLCoolJ||Spock's most recent mind-meld with Kirk wound up having some...interesting side effects.|
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "Whom are you calling a pointy-eared hobgoblin!?"
Chekov: "Look, I am wery sorry about the hobgoblin part..."
|Guybrush||Tuvix: The Prequel|
|Guybrush||"If you think the eyebrows look weird..."|
|Bird of Prey||Chekov: "Kaptin, Starfleet Intelligence just told us that they suspect that one member of the Enterprise bridge crew has been replaced by a Romulan spy!"
"Kirk": "What? Nonsense! They are just overly paranoid!"
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "I don't get why Spock thinks that this is racist."
Uhura: "Remember the 'black-facing incident' I was so upset about? It's kinda like that..."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kirk: “So... I drank a little too much last night... Passed out on my bunk... Woke up... And came straight to the bridge. Why do you ask?”
Sulu (whispers): “Pssst... Ohura... Did you see the sign on his back? He-He... ‘KICK ME!’ He-He.”
|Chromedome||Kirk exhibited the first signs of Pinocchio Syndrome. As he told stories about his ability to attract women, his ears grew.|
|Chromedome||"You are incorrect. I do not look like a Vulcan. That is a fake story circulated by fake news media."|
|Chromedome||"No, Captain! Please. Do not sing the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins again."|
|MR. WORF||Kirk : Mr. Chekov , who's driving the ship ??!!!|
|PegasusJF||There were times Bone's regretted not having any courses in Plastic Surgery|
|PegasusJF||Doctor Bone's personal Hell.|
|MR. WORF||Chekov : Ahh Captain .... What happened to your ears and eyebrows !
Captain : Hmmm well I was going to try and get a date with T'Pring . So I got the Doctor to do a little Plastic Surgery . What do you think ??
|Chromedome||"NO! I am not Spock's Mini-Me!"|
|MR. WORF||Axe Body Spray sometimes got you more than just beautiful woman in the 23rd Century.|
|MR. WORF||It was at this moment that George Takei realized how sexy William Shatner was !!!|
|MR. WORF||Kirk : NO ! I didn't fool around with T'pau !!! . What ever gives you that idea ?????|
|Chromedome||"Right, when I say 'Engage', you lot spin this chair as fast as possible!"|
|The Geek||Takai: (thinking)"...Are those... hair plugs?"|
|The Geek||"Well, Chekov, am I Romulan-y enough for the Romulan Club"
"Yes, Keptin. Wery enough."
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|Bird of Prey||Kirk: "Bones says these are the symptoms of drinking too much Romulan ale."
Chekov: "Really!? That stuff should be illegal!"
|Chromedome||(To tune of Rocky Horror's Time Warp)
Kirk: "It's just matter to the left"
Chekov: "And anti-mat to the right"
Kirk: "Mix them up in the core"
Sulu: "And pull the mag field tight"
Uhura: "But it's all that thrust, that really drives you insane"
ALL: "LET'S START THE WARP CORE AGAIN!"
|Chromedome||"You are being illogical Lt. Chekov, of course I am Captain Kirk!"|
|Chromedome||Looks like Nimoy has been playing with the permanent marker pen while Shatner had a nap.|
|Chromedome||"Excuse me, sir. Do you have a reservation?"|
|Chromedome||"I had it done to distract people from looking at my beer belly."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Shatner: “Why yes. I DID have my makeup done in Nemoy’s dressing room... Why do you ask?”|
|Cyrus Ramsay||"How do I know that you're not all Romulans disguised as humans?"|
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