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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Mestral: “Commander... I believe I’m experiencing rumblings in my mommy-daddy bits.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Mestral: “Commander... I believe a warp core breach is imminent.” |
| Chromedome | "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!" |
| Bird of Prey | Pon farr turns out to be a lot less glamorous than we've all imagined... |
| AdmiralM | "Hurry up baby that mind meld wasn't enough!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Mestral: "COOLANT LEAK... WE’VE GOT A COOLANT LEAK... WE MIGHT HAVE TO EJECT THE CORE!!” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Mestral: "COOLANT LEAK... WE’VE GOT A COOLANT LEAK!” |
| Chromedome | CONTAINMENT BREACH! |
| AdmiralM | "live long enough you will prosper." |
| AdmiralM | "I Don't think a mind meld is going to be enough for him." |
| MR. WORF | T'pol : I thought the covid test was done through the nose , not by touching my ass. |
| AdmiralM | "Give in to your emotions." |
| Captain 8472 | If you look closely, one will see an abused pair of actors. |
| Captain 8472 | Every time viewers think of this scene, Berman and Bragga attempt to deny it’s existence. |
| Captain 8472 | Mestral: “Correct me if I am wrong, but with this pose, shouldn’t I be violently attached to a wooden cross?” |
| EMH_MkII | Danger! Containment breach! Beaver! BEAVERRRRR!!! |
| EMH_MkII | "I believe I am experiencing what humans call a 'mid-life crisis.'" |
| Bird of Prey | Male Vulcan: "Those human textiles made out of sheep hair are very scratchy." Female Vulcan: "That's why it is illogical to wear them at all." |
| Bird of Prey | "I was merely expressing my appreciation for your well developed mammaries." "Yes, but did you have to do that by loudly shouting 'BOOBIES'?" |
| MR. WORF | T'pol had no idea what would happen if she used Downy's Unstoppable fabric softener . |
| Obama3rdterm | 1-6-21...DC Insurrection. |
| Horta not Vorta | Waiting for a little breeze... |
| N'tran DS 12 | Examine this picture very carefully, and you will notice a Vulcan male in 20th century earth clothing. |
| MR. WORF | T'pol , hey you there, do these pants make my butt look big ???? |
| Bird of Prey | Semi-transparent dressing screens are illogical. |
| Chromedome | Round the back of the White House, the Trump's prepare to leave incognito. |
| Captain 8472 | Peaks of glory. |
| Captain 8472 | This picture stimulates feelings of inadequacy in certain viewers. |
| Chromedome | (Him - thinking) No Winnebago, no changing room, just the open air. My agent needs to do better than this. (Her - thinking) At least I've got a better agent than him. |
| Chromedome | Schwiiiiiing! |
| Captain 8472 | Once again, we see how women are objectified by the media. |
| Captain 8472 | Even women’s shadows endure a glass ceiling. |
| Captain 8472 | Every time Berman and Bragga force nudity, a lawsuit is pending. |
| Captain 8472 | Henry Weinstein was involved in the making of this show. |
| Captain 8472 | The perks of the job. |
| Captain 8472 | Technically, there are a total of 3 ‘Ds’ in this picture. |
| Captain 8472 | Size does matter. |
| Captain 8472 | Sadly, there will be no additional details. |
| N'tran DS 12 | I see a little silhouetto. Scaramouche Scaramouche. |
| N'tran DS 12 | January 6, 2021 Holy Sheet |
| Bird of Prey | "Hmmm, nothing happens down there. Seems like I am not in pon farr yet." |
| MR. WORF | Oh my !!! Think unsexy thoughts, Think unsexy thoughts, Think unsexy thoughts.......Too Late !!! |
| DBB | "Curious. My pants are getting shorter. Most illogical." |
| Chromedome | (sings) "Me .. and my shaaaaadow, walking down the avenue, me .. and my shaaaadow, not a soul to tell our troubles to." (courtesy of Judy Garland) |
| Bird of Prey | "Weird... Why is my shadow female!?" |
| MR. WORF | This is not logical , something is happening . I don't understand . Now is my laundry dry yet ? |
| AdmiralM | "It's not only the ratings going up." |
| AdmiralM | "Humana Humana Humana!" |
| Chromedome | "'I Love Lucy' be damned, I wanna see 'Bewitched' - Elizabeth Montgomery is a babe!" |
| Chromedome | Due to coronavirus regulations, the facilities available to the cast during location shooting are somewhat rudimentary. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Shadowplay. |
| Bird of Prey | Beta testing the Vulcan Love Slave program... |
| Chromedome | "Don't worry Melania. These are the best disguises EVER! No-one will notice us at the Biden inauguration." |
| N'tran DS 12 | Shadows and Symbols. |
| Chromedome | "Are you sure this is how they do auditions for Star Trek?" |
| Bir of Prey | The Vulcan version of shadow theatre is a bit... different. |
| AdmiralM | "Has it been 7years already?" |
| Captain 8472 | All we want is a small gust of wind. |
| Captain 8472 | One sheet separates every fan boy from their greatest prize. |
| Chromedome | "Quick, we must get out of here before Kirk shows up!" "Kirk? But how would he get into this storyline?" "Star Trek Script Rule #1: If there is an attractive woman, Kirk arrives." |
| Chromedome | This is the sight that instilled such incredulity in Icheb & Naomi last month. |
| Chromedome | "I am sorry, your claim to be Frankie Chestnuts is not logically sustainable." |
| N'tran DS 12 | Naked Now.. Naked Time.. Naked Shadow. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Naked Now- |
| N'tran DS 12 | The Savage Curtain. |
| AdmiralM | "Holy Sheet!" |
| Rylan Sato | Why couldn't the Klan come and use this sheet? |
| Rylan Sato | Who put this inconvenient white sheet here? |
| Captain 8472 | “I’m a little tea pot, short and stout!” |
| Captain 8472 | Infinite nudity in infinite combinations. |
| Captain 8472 | Even this sheet gets more screen time than Maywether. |
| Captain 8472 | Even in fictional stories, there is too much white washing. |
| Captain 8472 | The point in history does not matter, there will always be some form of ugly clothes. |
| Captain 8472 | T’Mir: “I think you put on the female under garments.” |
| Captain 8472 | One must understand, this scene was done for the ratings. |
| Captain 8472 | This week, on The Shadowed Singer... |
| EMH_MkII | If it does not think, then it's not logical. If it does not think, then it's not logical... I must gEt... PON-FAAAAR AWAY FROM HERE. |
| Captain 8472 | Though it is not seen, there is an uncomfortable silence in this image. |
| Captain 8472 | There was a time when even Vulcans had red necks. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Mestral: "Are you cold?" T'Mir: "No... Why do you ask?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Mir: "Mestral... Please stop calling me T'Pol." |
| Miss Marple | Funny enough, that female's shadow is the same outline that you see on Vulcan truckers' mudflaps. |
| Miss Marple | Mestral, to self: When I talk to my inner child, I see myself as a little bit older, and as a girl. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Why do you get to wear that drab, frumpy outfit while I get to wear... nothing?" |
| Captain 8472 | These individuals are lucky. Neither of them will be on Earth during 2020. |
| Captain 8472 | Every thought regarding this situation is both uncalled for and uncomfortable. |
| PegasusJF | Mestral (mentally): Don't look, Don't look, Oh God I want to look, Don't look, Don't look.... |
| PegasusJF | It is said that being a man is like having a little dog that barks at everything. Mestral's dog is barking. |
| Captain 8472 | Thought: what would happen if any of these hidden survivors needed surgery? |
| Captain 8472 | The future of acting is regular nudity. |
| Captain 8472 | Shadow male parts in 3... 2... 1... |
| The Geek | This being Enterprise, I am fully confident this implied nudity checks all the logic boxes... |
| The Geek | Boy, Tuvok sure wasn't kidding when he said, "The demands on a Vulcan's character are extraordinarily difficult. Do not mistake composure for ease." |
| Chromedome | "Have you got my wallet?" |
| Chromedome | "Does my bum look big in this?" (some things never change) |
| Frankie Chestnuts | I love those outfits from the 50's. They were so... naked. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T’Pol: “There wouldn’t happen to be a bra out there, would there? Mestral: “A bra?? Nope... Not out here... No bras.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Jolene: “They said it was ‘Integral to my character’. Integral to my character, my ass...” Director: “THAT’S MY POINT!” |
| Chromedome | This is from Nimoy's audition for the yokel farmer in "Men In Black" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | “Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations... Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations... Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations...” |
| Chromedome | Section 31 liked to operate in the shadows. |
| Chromedome | "Wow! That shadow puppet is AWESOME!" |
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