|N'tran DS 12||XYZ|
|Captain 8472||“If that is a ‘battering ram,’ then I cannot imagine a ‘door’ I will open.”|
|Captain 8472||“I am not a doctor. I do not know if what you are showing me is normal.”|
|Captain 8472||“What you said was not an apology. Saying ‘I’m sorry you found out’ made me call a divorce lawyer.”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kira: "Yo, Spanky... My eyes are down here!"|
|Chromedome||"COME ON SEA BISCUIT!"|
|Captain 8472||“You do not get to choose death by snu-snu!”|
|Chromedome||"You don't fool me. That's a bratwurst."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kira tries her best to perform the 'Darth Vader Death Choke'. Unfortunately... The Force is weak with this one.|
|Bird of Prey||Kira: "I expected someone...taller."|
|Commodore Bob Wesley||Nana Visitor tells Rick Berman to keep his hands to himself|
|The Geek||Let's just say the Major was less than amused at Odo's attempt at a reflective codpiece.|
|Chromedome||(looks up at menu above counter) "I'll have a Wottalottachoochoochino with oat milk, soy gratings, tofu twizzles, triple strained with extra steam, froth & a cookie on the side."|
|Commodore Bob Wesley||Stop pinching my ear, Kai Winn. My pagh is stronger than yours will ever be.|
|Commodore Bob Wesley||Everyone has heard of the Vulcan Death Grip, but its little-known cousin is the Bajoran Death Stare|
|Commodore Bob Wesley||For the last time, gender and sex are not the same thing!|
|MR. WORF||Kira : NO Sir !! I was not staring at your ....personal ambition.|
|MR. WORF||Kira : OH !!!!! SHHH&$ just jump already !!!|
|Bird of Prey||Kira: "Excuse me, but aren't you from a dwarf planet?"
Ambassador: "That just means that the planet itself is small. But that also means lower gravity, which resulted in us natives evolving to be much taller than other humanoids."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kira: "YES... YES... JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!"?|
|Chromedome||"I've been a bad girl," she breathed, "I deserve to be punished."
"Very well." he said, and installed Windows 3.1 on her PADD.
|mwhittington||"Welcome to Deep Space Tall...I mean Tall Space Nine... I mean Welcome to Deep Space Nine, I'm Major Colossal... I mean Major Kira. How's the weather up there?...*oh, lord!*|
|Captain 8472||“Your ‘manhood?’ How can I insult something that doesn’t exist?”|
|Captain 8472||“I don’t care who ordered it, I wil not wear the tribbles!”|
|Captain 8472||“Don’t look down on me.”|
|Captain 8472||“I do NOT look like Ann Coulter!”|
|Captain 8472||“Explain that to me again. Why do enforce a ‘glass ceiling?’”|
|Captain 8472||“Ah-choo! I sneeze covid on you!”|
|Timblewee||Caption Competition Rules: Please keep it fairly clean.
Me: (Can only see Kira on her knees with that expression) - Nah, I’m tapping out!!
|Bird of Prey||Kira: "You big... dumb... dummy!"
Since Sisko forbade her to use racial slurs like "Cardy" and "spoon-head", Kira is at a loss what to call Cardassians.
|DBB||"People look up to me because I'm an officer."
"People look up to you because you got shin extensions."
|DBB||"And another thing! I'm second in command around here - I demand to be paid as much as a man in the same position!"
"We don't pay the men at all. Or the women. We're Starfleet."
"Then I retract my complaint!"
|Chromedome||Ursula von der Leyen explains why she can't get enough vaccines for the EU.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kira: "Jeez! Sweet mother of the Emissary... The Orb of Proctology stings!|
|Oh, hi there||Still can't whistle|
|Captain 8472||Every time Kira gets angry, Dukat has a laugh.|
|Chromedome||"Do you want fries with that?"|
|Captain 8472||“Stand on your soapbox all you want. I will never bow to Dukat!”|
|Captain 8472||“Stand on your soapbox all you want, it won’t make what you say true!”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kira: "Who is this Scaramouche to which you refer... And what the hell is a Fandango?"|
|Bird of Prey||Kira: "Jake, you've grown since I last saw you!"|
|McFortner||Sir, I still don't understand why you instructed me to bring the knee pads.|
|Captain 8472||“I don’t care if that was part of the deal! I will not go on a date with Quark!”|
|Captain 8472||“Quark is more of a man than you.”|
|Captain 8472||“If that is 9 inches, then Quark is successful.”|
|Captain 8472||“I do not see anything worth bragging about.”|
|Captain 8472||“I will not look at your log!”|
|Captain 8472||“Just because you are standing above me does not mean I look up to you!”|
|Chromedome||"They've fired an Alphabet missile at us! It spells DISASTER!"|
|Chromedome||"Please, sir. I want some more."|
|Cyrus Ramsay||"You know how to whistle don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and...blow."|
|Chromedome||"My God ... it's full of stars!"|
|Miss Marple||Mumbley-peg rules vary from quadrant to quadrant, but it's still a stupid game.|
|AdmiralM||"Kira begs the prophets for a bathroom in ops."|
|Bird of Prey||Major Kira was about to bully Quark again, when she discovered that Ferengi can have growth spurts way into their adulthood...|
|Captain 8472||“Zip up your fly.”|
|Captain 8472||So, looking up to your idol is not all that it’s cracked up to be.|
|Samus||Bajoran noses...ribbed for your pleasure|
|Captain 8472||“You want me to look up at you in respect, but all I see is a ‘little man’.”|
|Chromedome||"Ohhhhhh, that's big!"|
|Captain 8472||“Don’t call me tiny.”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Here we see Julian Bashir ceremoniously removing the stick up his ass and presenting it to Major Kira.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kira: "...aaaaaaaahhhhhh CHOOO!! Damn Cardassian flu..."|
|Horta not Vorta||O face|
|MR. WORF||Kira : Shhhhi.......I didn't get a promotion!|
Cardassian Voles: DAMN, those little ba$tards bite!
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