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|Frankie Chestnuts||“The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”:
Cruel and unusual punishment according to the Geneva Convention and other laws of man.
|Miss Marple||Rodney Dangerfield still gets no respect.|
|MR. WORF||For the Love Of God !!! Take that image of William Shatner off the bathroom ceiling.|
|Chromedome||The way you feel at the end of the day when you go to shut down Windows and ... Update & Restart!|
|Chromedome||Wesley demonstrates his phaser guided suppository applicator|
|Frankie Chestnuts||...and yet ANOTHER graduate of the William Shatner School of Method Acting.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Among the stars appearing in cameo roles on TNG:
Mr. Joe Cocker!
|Cyrus Ramsay||"No! Not the comfy chair!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Count Rugen: As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest — how do you feel?
|AdmiralM||THE PATRIOTS AGAIN NOOOOO!!!!|
|MLCoolJ||Not shown: the alien about to burst out of this man's chest.|
|MLCoolJ||Man: Spiders! They want me to tap-dance! I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter: You tell those spiders, Ron.
|Merat||Kirk: "Well, Bones?"
McCoy: "What the hell do you think it is, Jim? This is the fourth time its happened - a man tries to use the head and we find him like this!"
Spock: "I question the design choices that led to such striking similarities in the design of the restroom facilities and the emergency disposal airlock."
Kirk: "Remind me to have Scotty put up a sign or something."
|McFortner||Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?|
|Miss Marple||Wait... No... I've died of dysentery???|
|Chromedome||C'mon, we've all heard it on the fairground rides ... so altogether ... SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER!|
|Bird of Prey||Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me!
(Gallileo, Gallileo! Gallileo, figaro...)
|Merat||Even McCoy had to admit that the the photographic evidence was compelling in Nurse Chapel's presentation "Why Dr. McCoy Should No Longer Drink on Duty", but even Spock found it tedious after slide #347.|
|Bird of Prey||Insomnia: the final frontier!|
|PegasusJF||We are well beyond the 5 stages of grief here.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||This is the face you make when you wake up in a bathtub full of ice... missing two kidneys ands a lung.|
|Chromedome||(Soft computer voice) Please do not be alarmed. Your medical insurance has expired. Please contact your insurer during regular officee hours to arrange renewal. In the meantime, critical life support functions will be suspended. Thank you for your attention. Have a nice day - this offer expires at midnight.|
|Miss Marple||Male Pattern Baldness remains a scourge ... FOREVER!!!|
|Bird of Prey||Betazoid weddings may sound like immense fun at first - but after having seen your mother-in-law naked, you'll definitely need some time to recuperate.|
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