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AdmiralM "Doctor can you perform a sex change?"

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Frankie Chestnuts Bashir: “So what you’re saying is my pants aren’t ready yet?
Miss Marple Breakfast at Tiffany’s... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts Bashir: “So what you’re saying is the Obsidian Order aren’t a bunch of geologists?
Frankie Chestnuts Bashir: "So what you're saying is that when I eat asparagus with yamok sauce, my pee will STILL stink?"
Frankie Chestnuts Bashir: "So what you're saying is that in 15 minutes I could save 15% on my car insurance... AND meet the gecko??"
Frankie Chestnuts Bashir: "So what you're saying is that you went to night school to become a tailor... WHILE you were still a member of the Obsidian Order???"
Frankie Chestnuts Bashir: "So what you're saying is that I can get bacon AND sausage with the breakfast special???"
The Geek Garak: "...and that, unfortunately, was the last we ever heard from The Geek."
Bashir: (Stunned incredulity)
Captain 8472 “Why yes, Garak, I do like gladiator stories.”
Mr. Worf Why yes Garak , I'm still waiting for the results of the Election .
Obama3rdterm Another Recount??
Obama3rdterm Whew!
Obama3rdterm The Chief Executive denies a valid change of office,
And a Peaceful transfer of Power, then replaces the Civilian Military Leadership....
Planning a Military takeover perhaps????
Captain 8472 Bashir: “All I am saying is that I don’t think it is a good idea.”
Garak: “Then how am I supposed to annoy Odo?”
Bird of Prey Garak: "All Cardassians are liars."
Bashir: "But you are a Cardassian yourself, so that must mean you are a liar. But then, your statement would be a lie, and thus you may very well speak the truth. But if this is the truth, then you lied. But then that would be the truth again, and..."
Chromedome "Do you want fries with that?"
PegasusJF The iconic "About to talk about lame medical trivia" face.
Commodore Bob Wesley That look when you've just had too much Romulan Ale and bump into somebody while on the way to the toilet at 3:00 am
Chromedome "If I replaced myself with an EMH, I wonder how long it will take them to notice that I'm not here."
"About 5 minutes."
"EMH's have a better bedside manner than you."
Captain 8472 Garak: I must say, you have out done yourself this time, doctor.
Bashir: I was distracted! How was I supposed to know Warf and Jadzia were in there?!
Obama3rdterm Conscience of the President? .... Nope
Chromedome "But I tell you there has massive, massive voting fraud because there's no way we'd end up with a lousy caption like this if the vote hadn't been rigged!"
Frankie Chestnuts Bashir: “So what you’re saying is if they cut off the cable, Trump may actually leave the White House on his own?"

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