|AdmiralM||"Doctor can you perform a sex change?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: “So what you’re saying is my pants aren’t ready yet?|
|Miss Marple||Breakfast at Tiffany’s... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: “So what you’re saying is the Obsidian Order aren’t a bunch of geologists?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "So what you're saying is that when I eat asparagus with yamok sauce, my pee will STILL stink?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "So what you're saying is that in 15 minutes I could save 15% on my car insurance... AND meet the gecko??"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "So what you're saying is that you went to night school to become a tailor... WHILE you were still a member of the Obsidian Order???"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "So what you're saying is that I can get bacon AND sausage with the breakfast special???"|
|The Geek||Garak: "...and that, unfortunately, was the last we ever heard from The Geek."
Bashir: (Stunned incredulity)
|Captain 8472||“Why yes, Garak, I do like gladiator stories.”|
|Mr. Worf||Why yes Garak , I'm still waiting for the results of the Election .|
|Obama3rdterm||The Chief Executive denies a valid change of office,
And a Peaceful transfer of Power, then replaces the Civilian Military Leadership....
Planning a Military takeover perhaps????
|Captain 8472||Bashir: “All I am saying is that I don’t think it is a good idea.”
Garak: “Then how am I supposed to annoy Odo?”
|Bird of Prey||Garak: "All Cardassians are liars."
Bashir: "But you are a Cardassian yourself, so that must mean you are a liar. But then, your statement would be a lie, and thus you may very well speak the truth. But if this is the truth, then you lied. But then that would be the truth again, and..."
|Chromedome||"Do you want fries with that?"|
|PegasusJF||The iconic "About to talk about lame medical trivia" face.|
|Commodore Bob Wesley||That look when you've just had too much Romulan Ale and bump into somebody while on the way to the toilet at 3:00 am|
|Chromedome||"If I replaced myself with an EMH, I wonder how long it will take them to notice that I'm not here."
"About 5 minutes."
"EMH's have a better bedside manner than you."
|Captain 8472||Garak: I must say, you have out done yourself this time, doctor.
Bashir: I was distracted! How was I supposed to know Warf and Jadzia were in there?!
|Obama3rdterm||Conscience of the President? .... Nope|
|Chromedome||"But I tell you there has massive, massive voting fraud because there's no way we'd end up with a lousy caption like this if the vote hadn't been rigged!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: “So what you’re saying is if they cut off the cable, Trump may actually leave the White House on his own?"|
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