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|Bodhi||"Major, never activate my emergency flotation device again. Understood?"|
|MLCoolJ||Kira: Dammit, Sisko, are you sleepwalking again?|
|MR. WORF||Sisko : Now kneel before your Prophet !!!
Kira : Don't you think your taking this Prophet thing a little to far ??
|MR. WORF||Sisko : Sorry Major for barging into the ladies washroom but this couldn't wait .
Kira : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE !!!!!! Get out or wipe my ass !!!!
|Miss Marple||Kira: Well Sir, from this angle, I don't get distracted by your hairline... Have you ever considered just shaving it all off? ... sort of like going Brain Commando???|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Thanks for the stepladder. But I still don't really understand the purpose."
Kira: "Kai Opaka thought you'd look more Emissary-ish that way."
|MR. WORF||Due to budget cuts , Nana Vistor's double was a little short during season one .|
|MR. WORF||Major ; how did you get in here ??
Major Kira , I just came up from the basement .
Sisko : What basement ??!
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko gets up on his soapbox for another one of his "Inspirational" speeches.|
|MLCoolJ||Sisko: Chief, we've just had a transporter malfunction. It seems to have de-aged Kira into a twelve-year-old girl.
O'Brien: Dammit! Not again!
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "I am very disappointed with you, Major. I would have expected Quark to stoop so low - but you!?"|
|mwhittington||Kira: (whispering) "Commander, I'm sorry, but your "barracks door" is open!"
Sisko: "Oh!" (turns away, zips up fly) "Thank you, Major. By the way, did you happen to see a "proud soldier", standing at attention?"
Kira: :No, sir, but I did see a "wounded soldier" sitting on a couple of "duffle bags."
|The Geek||Kira: "I've had it up to here with these Caption Competitions."
Sisko: "Oh, yeah? Well, I've had it up to HERE with these Caption Competitions!"
|Ayni||Kira : I Can't believe this ! All humans have one as big?
Sisko : Well... it's a embarrassing question, Major...
Kira : Belt buckles are an embarrassing subject on Earth?
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Transporter malfunction?"
Kira: "Transporter malfunction."
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "I'll see what I can do in that matter, but you may have to lower your expectations."
Kira: "As you can see, I already have."
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "What is the meaning of this!?"
Kira: "Every time I am angry with Quark, he tells me that I should rather pick a fight with someone my own size. And well, how do you humans say? Be careful what you wish for..."
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Since my experience with the Prophets, everyone seems so... small."|
|McFortner||Major, my eyes are up here.|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "I have to admit, when you called me to complain about a personell shortage, that was not what I expected."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kira:: "Do you think you are intimidating when you sit on a higher chair during an interview?"
Sisko: "Not at all... erm... What makes you think that? ...and why do you think you are qualified for second in command of this station?"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sizsko: "YOU are a very small person."
Kira: "...and YOU are a little,little man."
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: "Major, did you ever notice that the floor is a bit uneven here?"|
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