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Miss Marple I just got Rolling Stones' tickets!
Miss Marple Happy BIRTH-DAY, Mr President....
Frankie Chestnuts What??? The curtains?
Miss Marple Marry me Frankie Chestnuts, and ALL THIS will be yours!
F.C.: Wot -the CURTAINS?
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #71:
They both have the ability to identify the sex of a ferret from twenty meters by smell alone.
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #71:
They both have the ability to identify the sex of a ferret from twenty meters by smell alone.
Mr. Worf Sniff ... Sniff .....Sniff !! I think it's time to empty the Targ litter box.
Miss Marple Happy
Miss Marple Kristen Stewart: I wish they would stop harping on "celebrities who have not aged well ..."
kataar Do I have gagh in my teeth?
Miss Marple Klingon Affirmations:
I will kick your ASS!
Miss Marple Klingon Affirmations:
I will kick ALL your ASSES!
Miss Marple Klingon Affirmations:
I am respected.
Miss Marple Klingon Affirmations:
There is no "pay gap”
Miss Marple Klingon Affirmations:
Screw you, and the Targ you rode in on!
Miss Marple Klingon Affirmations:
I am good enough, … and EVERYBODY likes me.
Miss Marple "Me love you long, long time" Klingon love slave holo-deck program -only partake of it with the safety protocols ON!
Bird of Prey Klingon: ''Something is smelling like targ excrements in here... Wait... That *is* targ excrements!''
N'tran DS 12 The Man Trap.
Frankie Chestnuts Austin Powers: "That's not your mother... it's a man, baby!"
*Female Klingon punches Austin.*
Austin Powers: "You must admit she is rather mannish. Really... if that is a woman she must have been beaten with an ugly stick."
*Female Klingon punches Austin.*
Frankie Chestnuts Austin Powers: "That's not your mother... it's a man, baby!"
Austin Powers: "You must admit she is rather mannish. Really... if that is a woman she must have been beaten with an ugly stick."
jg Do you think I'm pretty. You better say yes or I will rip your arms off beat you with them. I await your answer.
N'tran DS 12 What are Little Girls Made of?
Jim You you thought that Brits had bad teeth...
Bird of Prey Is there in truth no beauty?
Bird of Prey I am sure she is very beautiful inside...
Bird of Prey For SOME REASON, mirrors never became popular amongst the Klingons.
The Geek Even their sneezes are violent and bloody.
Bird of Prey Whistling being completely unknown in their culture, Klingons have a rather hard time figuring out how to do it.
Frankie Chestnuts "DEAR KAHLESS!!! This fried unfertilized avian ovum is disgusting!! Tale it away and bring me some fresh gagh and warm blood wine.
Captain Redbeard Quiet, slaves! I am tired of your "Master B'Etor" jokes!
Captain Redbeard I see you're eating one percent gagh. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could totally be eating whole gagh if you wanted to. I don't have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bat'leth skills, computer hacking skills. Klingons only want friends who have great skills.
Captain Redbeard How can it be pronounced "Kronos"? There's no R in it!
mikey "Bacterium-curdled product of Terran ungulate juvenile nourishment excretion! Did you take it yet?"
mikey "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and, it appears I'm having enough trouble with the gum part for the moment..."
Mailman Just found out her Bird of Prey got repossessed.
Mailman Just found out she's on Obamacare.
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #11:
Lursa is an accomplished dressmaker AND blacksmith.
N'tran DS 12 Please keep it fairly clean
refers to the Klingon's teeth
Bird of Prey Klingon: ''What is written on that ship's hull? USS En... ti.., no Enter... pru... pre... Oh, to Gre'thor with it, I really do need glasses!''
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #87:
As young girls, the sisters starred on a long running Klingon children's show: "Where on Qo'noS is B'Etor Sandiego?".
C.W. Perkins The Klingons had a real tough time with the concept of taking a selfie.
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #14:
Despite their speech impediments, they found a way to live fruitful and satisfying lives.
Bird of Prey Chekov: ''Are you the captain of this Klingon wessel?''
Klingon: ''It's pronounced 'vessel'.''
Chekov: ''Wessel, just that I said.''
Klingon: ''No! Vessel! Vv!!''
Chekov: ''Ww!''
Klingon: ''PetaQ!''
mikey "No, there is no Klingon word for 'orthodontist,' why do you ask?"
mikey "I do not understand your obsession with the precipitation patterns in this place you call 'Spain,' nor why such weather should prefer one geographic formation over another."
jg She just saw the Red Wedding and she approves.
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #62:
Neither of them has had a bowel movement since they last visited Qo'noS.
Jose I can't believe we lost another bird of prey! They are not cheap.
Bird of Prey ''petaQ'' is such popular Klingon insult because you can say it and spit in disgust at the same time.
Mr. Worf Sniff ....Sniff....Sniff....Hmmmmm....I ...smell ..Gagh !!! Or is it Lady GaGa ?
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #21:
They are both able to overcome their intermittent bursts of explosive anger by shear will power.
Miss Marple My eyes are UP HERE, Pahtak!
Bird of Prey ''From Gre'thor's heart, I spit at thee!''
Miss Marple
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #7:
B'Etor played goalie on her college shot putt team.
Frankie Chestnuts "Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv."
Bird of Prey **Dothay ith a gooth thay do thie!''
Mr. Worf OMG!! When are they going to come out the washroom !!! I can't hold it much longer !
The Geek You have not really enjoyed Playboy until you have read it in the original Klingon.
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #73:
Lursa has the ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose... making her a very popular party guest.
Graeme A Carter Maybe it'll be ok. Maybe there won't be an S in her name...
''Lursssssa, House of Durassssssss.''
I need a sonic shower.
Bird of Prey ''Is there still some gagh hanging between my teeth?''
Borg I LOVE these shoulder pads
Borg Year. Book. Pictures...
Bird of Prey In Klingon society, if you point out someone's lisp, killing you right where you stand is accepted as an appropriate response.
Miss Marple Her deepest regret was ignoring her mother's warning about not doing something... and her face would wind up looking like this permanently...
If only she could remember what it was…
Miss Marple
Miss Marple PMS causes more distress for some than others.
Miss Marple Klingon Affirmations: I will hurt you.
Miss Marple Klingon Affirmations: I will hurt you so much.
Ithekro Specimen 47B: Klingon Sexpot
N'tran DS 12 "nIm qut."
[Klingon for cheese.]
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #31:
They have an irrational fear of dentists.
Miss Marple First kiss between a hot Klingon lady and, uh, ... no takers.
Mr. X Hannable Lecker of the 24th Century: I need some fava beans with my GAGH !!!!
Mr. Worf The reaction to a Klingon FART .
Frankie Chestnuts Little known talent of the Duras Sisters #15:
Being able to fart the Klingon National Anthem.
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your prune juice kicks in?
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of prune juice burst?
Frankie Chestnuts Lursa: "Where's that twit B'Etor?? I bet she is still over with that PetaQ Cardassian's shop looking at fabric!!
Frankie Chestnuts B'Etor: "Come on Worf... How 'bout we just cuddle?
Chromedome C'mon gorgeous, pucker up!
Chromedome Please help doctor, my chainmail bikini is chafing me!
Chromedome Do my shoulders look big in this?
Chromedome By heck, yer look gorgeous tonight flower!
Borg MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE TARGS TO THE YARD!
Borg DAMN IT B'ETOR!! This is a toothpaste ad we're not here to KILL BATMAN!
Borg DAMN IT K'NERA!! This is a toothpaste ad we're not here to KILL BATMAN!
Bird of Prey ''Dentists? There are no dentists on Qo'noS! We killed them all because they had no honor!''
Graeme A Carter The advent of warp travel broadened the scope of the Miss Universe pageant. Too far, some said.
Frankie Chestnuts B'Etor: "It is a good day to floss."
Miss Marple Lady: Hi, I'm Leetha, Leetha Weapons.
Gentleman: I'm BOND, JAMES Bond.
BADASS Bond Girls... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple Meth mouth.
Photo used with permission.
Starfleet's Anti-Drug Media Campaign slide #15
Frankie Chestnuts B'Etor: "No, Quark... I DON'T want to make 14 slips of latinum the hard way!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Parental Nightmare #52
"Good evening Mr. Perkins... I'm B'Etor... I'm your daughter's date to the prom."
Frankie Chestnuts One pissed off Duras sister...
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts "Why don't you all ffff-fade away...
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say."
PegasusJF BEHOLD! A dentist's worst nightmare.
PegasusJF Offscreen: "Yes, this is a good start, but you have to remember that proper tooth brushing technique best includes burshing the back teeth."
PegasusJF NEEEEERRRRRRDS! In SPPPAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEE!
PegasusJF Seeing that her desired mate was too fragile for the usual Klingon courting ritual, this Klingon tried a different approach.
PegasusJF Nerd behavior transcends all boundries.
Borg Teeth kisses are never good...
Admiral Dunsel Bruce Jenner finally completes his transition into becoming a Woman.
MR.X Hmmm..... My teeth are looking good , my ridges are clean and my hair ......sniff ....sniff....smells just fine.
Miss Marple Ah, wedding season... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple Ah, wedding season! -this is how you feel in a bridesmaid dress.
Cyrus Ramsay With those shoulder pads this must be "Star Trek: Dynasty".
Miss Marple Klingon Affirmations: I embrace my inner, raging bitch.
Miss Marple GREY is the "NEW BLACK".
Miss Marple GREY is the new GRAY.
MLCoolJ Tired of your teeth looking like this? Buy new Colgate tartar-control toothpaste with extra-whitening formula.

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