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Miss Marple Janeway: We MUST free The Geek! No one has heard from him...
Guard: The Geek? As you can see, there are no geeks here.
Miss Marple Guard: No, this isn't a "Howard Johnson's". That's next door with the ORANGE roof. We are the one with the PURPLE roof. Best not mix up the two.
Miss Marple Guard: Well, the black band keeps my coiffure in place so perfectly, that no one realizes I wear a hairpiece. (oops)
Miss Marple Janeway: My, what an impressive baton you have.
Guard, to self: I'm so happy she didn't mention my oversized cummerbund!!!
Frankie Chestnuts Alien: "Well, what is it you want?"
Janeway: "We want.....
(pregnant pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!"
Paris: "One that looks nice."
Frankie Chestnuts Paris: "Just look at her... Confident... She says what she thinks... Demands attention... A natural leader... But her hands are SO SMALL!"
Miss Marple Tom, I TOLD you I'ld take you for ice-cream, and I'm TAKING you for ice-cream, so tell the nice man what you want.
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "But it's almost 25 degrees celsius... WHY would you be wearing ear warmers??"
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "Well, I never really saw him. But he claimed his hands were this big... and he was bright orange."
Bird of Prey Janeway: ''We need a cupboard, this wide. Preferably walnut, but oak would be fine too.''
Paris: ''I am so glad that they also have IKEA in the Delta Quadrant!''
Cyrus Ramsay "You haven't seen our starship, have you? I'm sure we parked it somewhere around here."
MLCoolJ Janeway: And it was this big! Seriously, it was the biggest Cardassian vole ever seen. So what we did was...
Man: *thinking* Just smile and nod, smile and nod...
Tom: *thinking* Just skip to the part where the vole bit B'Elanna's butt.

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