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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "Let me tell you, this is tremendous, absolutely tremendous. We're talking about the best Starship, folks. Bigger than any other ship you’ve ever seen. Believe me, most people don’t know this, but it carries the most talented surgeon in Star Fleet. Just the best! . We’re going to make Star Fleet great again, folks. We're bringing back the excellence, the greatness." |
| Horta not Vorta | "Jim, you wouldn't be in Jeffery Epstein's records?" |
| Horta not Vorta | "Jim, would your name be in the Weinstein files?" |
| Captain 8472 | Kirk: Bones, I don’t want to hear about it. McCoy: It’s either my lecture or the story of your first use of Viagra. |
| Chromedome | "C'mon, Jim. Don't you recognise Frankie Chestnuts when you see him?" |
| Chromedome | Shatner: "We don't really kill the redshirts, do we?" Kelley: "Of course we do! They're better actors than you Bill, but they still can't do a death convincingly." Shatner: "No! That's not right is it Leonard?" Nimoy: "Which bit? Killing the redshirts or them being better actors than you?" |
| Chromedome | Bones: "What happened to Ensign Dave?" Kirk: "Ensign Dave?" Bones: "Yeah, Dave. Scrawny guy. Friend of Ensign Ricky." Spock: "The one who got eaten on the last away mission." Bones: "Yeah, him!" Kirk: "He had a better agent than Ricky and got himself hired as an extra on a remake of I Love Lucy." Spock: "He'd have been better off getting eaten." |
| Chromedome | "We're over here because we know you had a spicy burrito for lunch." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "Hey, what happened to Ensign Ricky?" Kirk: "Ensign Ricky?" Bones: "Sure... Ensign Ricky, security, red tunic?" Spock: "I understand he was eaten on the last away mission." Bones: "EATEN?" Kirk: "Yeah... eaten by a big hairy alien monster. Kind of like a Mugato." |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: … and so you ended your retirement. And people say I am afraid of marriage. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: The only way I will ever understand a Vulcan is if, by some miracle, it is possible to download their entire personality into my brain. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "I'm a DOCTOR Jim, not a judge of your poor life choices... but if I WERE to judge your poor life choices..." |
| Chromedome | "That's right, Jim. Keep social distancing." |
| Reingard | Bones: "You had a sandwich with mustard today, Jim." Kirk: "How did you know?" Bones: "You're wearing it." |
| Reingard | Kirk missed the memo that day. Beige, not Robin Egg! |
| Reingard | Unfortunately, Bones was not mad, just disappointed. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Why was the ship’s new main computer named HAL? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: Check out the aura on this sucker. Kirk: Now, there’s definitely a living presence there. Spock: We should get a deeper look. Kirk: Why don’t I run this through the spectral analyzer. Bones: I’ll try turning up the roentgens. Kirk: So, what do you think? Chinese? Bones: Thai? Spock: No, it’s too spicy. Kirk: Greek? Bones: Mexican? Spock: Pizza. Bones: Thin or thick? Kirk & Spock: Chicago! |
| Captain 8472 | “Jim, as your doctor, I must advise you to not date for the next two weeks. Your treatment is not yet complete.” |
| Captain 8472 | “So, Jim, what did you do to anger the Tholian ambassador so much? Our two species are reproductively incompatible.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "SURE I like gladiator movies... Particularly those ones with the oiled up ex-bodybuilders... Why do you ask?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "SURE I like gladiator movies... Don't you?" |
| Chromedome | Bones: "Sorry, Jim. I don't think having a urinal on the bridge is one of your better ideas." |
| Chromedome | Bones: "It's gold tunics today, Jim. You know the rules!" (offscreen) Rick Astley: "And so do I!" |
| Chromedome | "You're out, Jim - he didn't say 'Simon Says'!" |
| Chromedome | "I'll have a Mint Julep, then a stiff Horse's Neck for Mr. Spock, and for our Captain ... Sex On The Beach, of course!" |
| Chromedome | Bones: "There's no getting away from it, Jim. It's time for your Big Ivan to give you your enema." |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: The uniforms were change as a result of to many ‘expendable red-shirt’ jokes. |
| Chromedome | Bones: "So you've got my blue uniform!" |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Jim, your fly was down during that entire discussion with the Deltan ambassador. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Jim, next time, just let security deal with the betrayed husband. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: So, your romantic relationship failed and you come back to Starfleet as a result. It sounds so familiar. *smirks* |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: I have plenty of snide remarks available. I just choose to hold back from time to time. |
| N'tran DS 12 | A command team, hard to beat Part of Starfleet elite Kirk for the passion Spock for the caution Why is Decker in the center seat? |
| Chromedome | Bones: "Matching sideburns? Really?" |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: So, how does it feel? Starfleet Command is sending you back to the academy for one-to-many violations of the Prime Directive. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: So, they managed to pull you out of retirement. What, were there not enough bikini clad women where you were? |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: The new uniforms sure do show off vanity girdles. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: I have been told the new uniforms were designed to be as problematic as possible. |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: What did you do to make your girlfriend contact you, while on you are on the bridge, to break up with you? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: “How many times do we have to tell you, Jim… Gold tunics are on Tuesday/Thursday. Blue tunics are on Monday/Wednesday and ever other Saturday.” |
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