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Obama3rdterm The lunatics running the asylum...
An unfortunate comparison to the Trump White House

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Merat When a letter writing campaign failed to save Star Trek after its third season, distraught fans tried something more direct.
Merat Good morning, do you have a minute to learn about our Lord and savior Kahless the Unforgettable?
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.”
Chekhov: β€œIn Russia, ve are not allowed to chew gum. Ve ARE allowed to kick ass.”
MLCoolJ Van Gelder: Everybody freeze! I have a toy phaser, and I'm not afraid to--oh, shit, did I just say that? Goddammit!
Kirk: You've never done this before, have you?
PegasusJF LSD flashbacks come at the darndest times
MLCoolJ "Turn that damn music down! I'm trying to sleep!"
Bird of Prey Van Gelder: "Let me have your big sky saucer, or I will take this shooty-thingy and zap your funny accent guy!"
Kirk: "Uh... Spock?"
Spock: "He said 'give me control over your ship, or I will use this phaser to kill Chekov'."
Shut up, Wesley! That's not what you meant by "Kill the lights", is it...
Chromedome A phaser in the hand is no match for a baseball bat to the back of the head. Sometime low tech just works better.
Chromedome "Right you lot, give me damn good caption or I'll shoot!"
Chromedome "A pair of threes! A pair of threes! Is that all you had? You deserve to die for that!"
Chromedome It was Hugh Hefner, on the bridge, with a phaser!
Cluedo ... IN SPAAAAAACE
Chromedome Hugh Hefner screentests for a role in ...
STAR TREK: Playboy Edition
Chromedome "This is my phaser. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
Miss Marple Suddenly, it dawned on him that there was a difference between "phased" and "fazed" ...
Frankie Chestnuts Van Gelder: "Please tell me that Civet Cat Coffee isn't made of what I think it is!"
Frankie Chestnuts Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
Frankie Chestnuts The Trump voter... Finally getting disillusioned."
Frankie Chestnuts Hopefully, this is the "before" picture for the Proactiv commercial..."
Bird of Prey Kirk: "So you underwent the neural neutralizer therapy... Are you now... happier than before?"
Van Gelder: "Does trigger happy count?"
Merat Man, 23rd century Jehovah's Witnesses are getting REALLY pushy!
Bird of Prey Spock: "Please hand over your phaser. I just remotely deactivated it anyway."
Van Gelder: "Oh, are you sure? Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!"
Spock: "Even if you had any clue about ventriloquism, those phaser sounds weren't exactly very... convincing."
EMH_MkI Get off my yard, ya darn kids!
Chromedome "Dr. McCoy, this suppository applicator appears to be faulty. I just cauterized my haemarroids with it."

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