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Captain 8472 One should never ask an on-duty cop for a ‘mustache ride.’
Chromedome Chekov: "Do they pay you enough to be in this movie?"
Cop: "No. But I get all the free donuts I can eat."
Chromedome "Can we find Batman here?"
"Wrong place, buddy. Gotham City is down the coast!"
Chromedome Uhura: "It's OK, Pavel, communications are my speciality. I know the local patois. Hey, homie, you's seem likes some supa' fine cop, kin ya' help me find mah' way t'de docks?"
Chromedome Uhura: "Is that alien life form on your top lip real?"
Cop: "No, ma'am. It's part of the uniform. I take it off at the end of the shift."
Chromedome Chekov: "I know Hooker. You know Hooker?"
Cop: "Are you her pimp or something?"
Uhura: "Hey! I'm not a hooker!"
Chekov: "No! No! Sergeant Hooker! You know?"
Cop: "Sergeant Hooker the dominatrix who works down the docks? She got busted!"
Chromedome Chekov: "I look for citation, you know one, yes?"
Cop: "You want a citation?"
Uhura: "He means a cetacean, not a citation!"
Chromedome Uhura: "You put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight ..."
Checkov: "And it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane ..."
(awkward pause)
Cop: "Can I see your street performance licence?"
Reingard Chekov: "Officer, did you know the Russians invented motorcycles?"
Frankie Chestnuts [scene: Mid '80's. Haight-Ashbury District]
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Cop [to self]: "Damn hippies."
Frankie Chestnuts Chekov: "CHROMDOME... I'm looking for CHROMDOME."
Frankie Chestnuts Agent: "I'm with ICE... I would like to know about your immigration status."
The Geek "Where is the Golden Gate Bridge?" - Every tourist, since the beginning of time.
The Geek Before Starfleet, Adm. Morrow was a beat cop in the streets of Frisco.
The Geek The three take a moment to practice Michael Jackson's anti-gravity lean.
The Geek Chekov makes things worse after asking for 'nuclear wessels' by also wpndering if the policeman was also part of the 'Wllage People'?

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