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| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | One should never ask an on-duty cop for a ‘mustache ride.’ |
| Chromedome | Chekov: "Do they pay you enough to be in this movie?" Cop: "No. But I get all the free donuts I can eat." |
| Chromedome | "Can we find Batman here?" "Wrong place, buddy. Gotham City is down the coast!" |
| Chromedome | Uhura: "It's OK, Pavel, communications are my speciality. I know the local patois. Hey, homie, you's seem likes some supa' fine cop, kin ya' help me find mah' way t'de docks?" |
| Chromedome | Uhura: "Is that alien life form on your top lip real?" Cop: "No, ma'am. It's part of the uniform. I take it off at the end of the shift." |
| Chromedome | Chekov: "I know Hooker. You know Hooker?" Cop: "Are you her pimp or something?" Uhura: "Hey! I'm not a hooker!" Chekov: "No! No! Sergeant Hooker! You know?" Cop: "Sergeant Hooker the dominatrix who works down the docks? She got busted!" |
| Chromedome | Chekov: "I look for citation, you know one, yes?" Cop: "You want a citation?" Uhura: "He means a cetacean, not a citation!" |
| Chromedome | Uhura: "You put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight ..." Checkov: "And it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane ..." (awkward pause) Cop: "Can I see your street performance licence?" |
| Reingard | Chekov: "Officer, did you know the Russians invented motorcycles?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | [scene: Mid '80's. Haight-Ashbury District] . Cop [to self]: "Damn hippies." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Chekov: "CHROMDOME... I'm looking for CHROMDOME." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Agent: "I'm with ICE... I would like to know about your immigration status." |
| The Geek | "Where is the Golden Gate Bridge?" - Every tourist, since the beginning of time. |
| The Geek | Before Starfleet, Adm. Morrow was a beat cop in the streets of Frisco. |
| The Geek | The three take a moment to practice Michael Jackson's anti-gravity lean. |
| The Geek | Chekov makes things worse after asking for 'nuclear wessels' by also wpndering if the policeman was also part of the 'Wllage People'? |
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