Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Bryan Moore	Working tiredlessly even into old age, William Shatner has become the new chair-person for the split personality clinic.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Roman	Kirk (with chair): "The Captain's chair isn't big enough for both of us."
Spike	Change falling down the back of chairs was still a major problem in the 23rd century...
Magoo	Spock walked in and found Kirk "playing with himself."
Legion	Finally, Scotty managed to change the laws of physics.
ExAstris	"With my last breath, I chuck this chair at thee"
JilliBean	Ohhh...Caption competition...I thought it said Captain competition.
Captain Nathan	Kirk on right: "You look tired. Why don't you...have...a...seat?!"
Thöme	Kirk finally found a person with an ego as huge as his.
John Smith	Spock, somethings wrong with this mirror!
Jack	Kirk 1: Take this, you usurper!!! Kirk 2: What? Where am I? Denny Crane!!
woodside	First rule of moving furniture: make sure the egos of the movers can fit inside the same room.
McFortner	Next on MTV's Celebrity Death Match, James T. Kirk vs William Shatner!
DanielB	"Awww....how can I stay mad at me? I *love* me."
Gil Rodriguez	Kirk was always a soccer hooligan at heart...
Moose	Shatner was so pleased when he read the script - he had even more screen time than usual.
BikerWolf	Kirk 1: "His nose should pant..." Kirk 2: "And his lip should curl..." Kirk 1: "His cheeks should flame..." Kirk 2: "And his brow should furl..." Kirk 1: "His bosom should heave..." Kirk 2: "And his heart should glow..." Both at once: "AND HIS CHAIR BE EVER READY FOR A KNOCKDOWN BLOW!!!"

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