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|Silent Bob||When Riker was accused of sexual harassment he was beside himself.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "May I cut in?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Doppelgängers... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||William: "Tom? Tom Riker... is that you?"
Thomas: "WILLIE! You old Horndog! How long has it been?"
William: "God... YEARS! Was it shore leave on Risa?"
Thomas: "Remember those Dabo girls?"
Both: "LEETA AND FREETA!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "Whoa... This is wild! I SWEAR I've seen this dude before..."|
|Chromedome||"Hey lady! Why him? What's he got that I haven't ???"|
|Niall Johnson||Twins Basil! Twins!|
|Mikey||Will Riker finally finds someone with whom he has hopelessly fallen in deep, mad love. There is a woman there as well.|
|Silent Bob||Singing: "All by myself..." (and another woman)|
|Silent Bob||Riker: "Are you looking at me kid?"|
|Silent Bob||Riker, the Weinstein years!|
|Silent Bob||Riker: "I'm just a little more rape-y then I remember".|
|Silent Bob||Riker has an out of body experience, but, thankfully not an out of uniform one!|
|Silent Bob||Riker: "Just think if there was three of me, there could be a Riker on every shift!"|
|Silent Bob||Riker: "How did you solve the problem of replicative fading?"
Riker #2: "Beats the heck out of me, yawl"
|N'tran DS 12||Send in the Clones|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (L): "What the hell?
WESLEY!! WHERE HELL ARE YOU???"
|N'tran DS 12||Duet?|
|AJ||So it's true, that uniform makes my butt look huge!|
|Bird of Prey||Riker (L): No wonder all the ladies refuse to dance with me! My posture is awful!"|
|Rylan Sato||Mott is a liar. That is not straight as he described it.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (R): "Ignore him... He'll go away eventually."|
|Miss Marple||In an homage to the "Picard Maneuver" , Riker demonstrates the "Weinstein Maneuver", by readjusting someone else's clothing.|
One of these things isn't like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing isn't like the others
By the time I finish my song?
|CmdrSpock||Data was very confused to discover Commander Riker beside himself with laughter.|
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