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|Bird of Prey||Stadi: ''You want a kiss? I would rather kiss a Klingon!''
Paris: ''So would I, but I still have to wait a few seasons for that.''
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: “Listen… You’ve GOT to go out with him… I’ll give you a weeks replicator rations. He’s driving me NUTS! He was in my quarters this morning. He woke me up playing “Everybody Hurts” on his clarinet!”|
|Miss Marple||Sexual harassment ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Stadi: "Tom... I'm Betazoid. I hear EVERYTHING you are thinking. ...and you're a dirty, dirty little man."|
|Miss Marple||Tom: Do you know what I'm thinking?
Stadi: It doesn't take a Betazoid to know what YOU are thinking.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Stadi: "Tom, will you LEAVE ME ALONE."
Paris: "Wait a sec... YOU'RE the one in the Men's Room."
Stadi: "Fine. At least use a different urinal."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Stadi: ♪"There's Klingon's off the starboard bow, starboard bow..."♫
Paris: "Technically, I'm off the port quarter..."
Stadi: "Shut up... you're still a Klingon."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Stadi... do you like movies about gladiators?"
Stadi: "What the hell are you talking about?? LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!"
Paris: "So, you DON'T like movies about gladiators?"
|Chromedome||"Is that fake news?"|
|Mikey||"Tom, why are you biting my neck?"
"Well, how exactly did you think the crew survived unchanged all these years in the Delta Quadrant?"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Stadi... What are you thinking?"
Stadi: "I'm trying to figure out if that unnatural relationship you have with Harry is a really freaky friendship or a seriously scary Bromance."
|MLCoolJ||Paris: Now put the black 8 on the red 9.
Stadi: Yes, Paris, I know how to play Solitaire.
|MR. WORF||Stadi : I wanted to tell you ... Good Luck ... And we're all counting on you.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||A romantic evening on the Holodeck. It seems harmless enough. Until Mr. Paris becomes a bit too forward and ends up wearing a plate of Neelix’s Talaxian worm hair pasta. This ultimately results in Mr. Paris’ evening… and uniform, to be a total loss.
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|mwhittington||Paris: You. Me. Hot tub. Champagne.
Stadi: You. Alone. Hot tub. Plasma conduit.
|Miss Marple||Tom sidles in to try to attempt the "Kirk Maneuver".|
|EMH_MkI||Narrator: Only redshirt one will survive. Who will it be!? Find out... RIGHT NOW!!!|
|Bird of Prey||Paris: ''Today is Kiss-The-Pilot-Day.''
Stadi: ''Funny, I thought today is Punch-The-Copilot-Day.'''
|AJ||Sexual harassment.... IN SPACE|
|Niall Johnson||Oh Cool! One of those alien parasite gills!|
|MLCoolJ||Paris: I know I've been a bit of a playboy and I've never taken relationships seriously...but for you, I'm willing to go "Stadi". (laughs) Get it? "Stadi"?
Stadi: Must...resist...urge...to kill...him...
|Chromedome||(Outrageously fake French accent)
"Can I tempt you with one, small, wafer thin mint?"
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