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|Horta not Vorta||Thanks Mr. Paris, but I can wipe that myself.|
|Miss Marple||Bad puppetry ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: ''Tell me if my hair looks good from behind.''
Tom: ''Uh... Depends on your definition of 'good'...''
|AJ||If I stare long enough, I WILL drill a hole into Neelix's skull.|
|Miss Marple||In an unfortunate coincidence, years ago, Tom had nick-named his penis “Little Nelix”.|
|Cailus||Oh, Tom. I feel for you. It must take a will of iron to see the back of the Neelix's head and not bash it to death...|
|EMH_MkI||The spin-off series 'Snark Trek: Voyager' didn't exactly take off.|
|N'tran DS 12||Seconds before a transporter accident generates Peerix|
|Mikey||First, Neelix loved Kes.
Then, Tom loved Kes.
Then, Kes wasn't there, so...
|McFortner||Neelix: Just wait, when Star Trek Discovery comes out we won't be considered the worst series!|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: ''Why are you staring at me like that?''
Tom: ''I try to figure out what color your friggin' clothes are!''
|Bird of Prey||Tom: ''...and remember to always stay in front of me while we are on the diplomatic mission to Triggerhappycos IV.''
Neelix: ''Of course! The Captain promoted me to Voyager's official Sentient Shield after all, whatever that means!''
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: ''Is this a phaser, or are you just happy to see me?''
Tom: ''Don't keep grossly overestimating your charisma. No-one is happy to see you. This *is* a phaser.''
|Mr. Worf||Tom looks in disbelief as Nelix aruges with himself in a mirror.|
|EMH_MkI||'Posers, the Space Musical' didn't quite take off.|
|Horta not Vorta||"I Like Big Butts. I cannot lie."|
|Bird of Prey||It was only after taking a closer look that Tom realized that all the colors on Neelix' clothes weren't dye, but in fact dozens of food splotches acquired during his many years of sloppy cooking.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: "PLEASE, Mr. Paris... There are FOUR more urinals you could be using."|
|Miss Marple||Trump continues to hold campaign rallies for what seems like hundreds of years after the election is over.|
|Chromedome||In a sadistic mood, Paris tells Neelix that the scriptwriters have worked out how to bring Wesley Crusher on board.|
|Chromedome||At the final of the "Most Irritating Sci-Fi Character" contest, Neelix lets rip at Jar Jar Binks while Paris looks on. Wesley Crusher was prevented from entering because that would have been too easy.|
|mwhittington||"If Leiutenant Paris and I got into a fight, I would mop the floor with him! I would give him such a pounding he would beg for mercy! Why I would... He's right behind me, isn't he?"|
|Horta not Vorta||Someone can find Neelix's ass with both hands.|
|EMH_MkI||The Kes Fanclub desperately needs help in their recruitment.|
|Bird of Prey||If Neelix' hair starts to remind you of your toothbrush, it's time to get a new toothbrush.|
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