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|AJ||Fifty shades of blue.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Choker: "Hold still... HOLD STILL... That's better. Now, take a close look and you can see the Prime Meridian. It goes directly through the Royal Observatory in Greenwich... and this poor girl's nose."|
|DBB||"Stop choking her! She's turning bl- Well... Bluer maybe? Either way, just stop."|
|N'tran DS 12||This is your big break into Star Trek...
Remember your lines, hit your marks,
and Don't Choke.
|Miss Marple||Trump turns the country “blue” by choking and gagging voters... one... at... a... time…|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Cadet Haro: "Snowball...SNOWBALL!! FLUFFY! WHISKERS! MITTENS!"
To Self: "Damn.. What the hell's my safeword??"
|Frankie Chestnuts||In an attempt to control their candidate, Donald Trump's staff "brief" him before a press conference.
It didn't work.
|Bird of Prey||Trek writer # 1: ''Here is my draft for an episode wherein a Bolian gets murdered. It then plays out like a detective story.''
Trek writer # 2: ''Cool. Any idea for the episode's title?''
Trek writer # 1: ''Blue's Clues!''
"Am I blue, am I blue,
Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you,
Am I blue, you'd be too,
If each plan with your man done fell through."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Extreme Method Acting... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!|
|Miss Marple||Extreme vetting…like how they used to "vet" for witches|
|N'tran DS 12||We come in peace....Choke to kill.|
|jg||Since humans turn blue when choked, do Bolians turn pink?|
|AJ||NO! You do NOT have the right to sing the blues!|
|Bird of Prey||The chain of command is not very comfortable around the neck, so Starfleet makes sure that their officers get used to that feeling as early as possible.|
|Chromedome||Cut here ...|
|Bird of Prey||Screen shot from the epidote "Tribbles and Strangulations".|
|Jonesy||50 Shades of Trek|
|Bird of Prey||...and now press the two halves of her body together, until the glue has dried.|
|Bird of Prey||To explore and strangle new worlds, to choke the life out off new civilizations...|
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