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|Admiral Dunsel||Shh! Don't be shocked by this, but I'm secretly Batgirl, working undercover.
You've got to get this message out to Batman.
" Queen to King's level one. "
|Frankie Chestnuts||"Hold on right there buddy... Are you a cop?"|
|Bird of Prey||It may not be easy being green, but at least the green girls are easy!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||A rare instance when Kirk realizes he's NOT the one in the room with his shirt off.|
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: ''Are you good at gardening?''
Orion: ''You could say that I have a green thumb. In fact, I even have two! Shall I show you what I can do with them?''
|Miss Marple||Kirk: Well, I'm a lot more comfortable with "spooning" than "sporking".|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kirk: "Um... Er... Have you seen my Space Cowboy Boots?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Moral: CAUTION
Sometimes that pretty green bush is poison ivy.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Marta: "You've GOT to tell me... Is that beautiful Communications Officer of yours seeing anyone special?"|
|Miss Marple||BTW: It is much easier to be a Libertarian than to be a member of the Green Party.|
|Miss Marple||So, to clarify, when you say you’re "felling the burn"… is that a political thing, or just "code" for herpes?|
|Chromedome||My little Orion girl, says "Baby just you shut your mouth!"
(apologies to Daavid Bowie)
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kirk: "...so you're saying you CAN'T adjust your color balance."|
|Miss Marple||Kirk is wondering which card he should charge this on... His "Discovery Card" gives free miles, but his “Woman Card” gives him at least 21% cash back on all goods and services.|
|AJ||Star Trek production designers often borrow sets from My Little Pony for financial reasons.|
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: ''Finally, my wildest fantasies come true! Kiss me!''
Orion (with the voice of Bones): ''I don't know what you see, Jim, but you should better lay down again, until your hallucinations are over!''
|C.W.Perkins||Who's this 'Kermit' you kept moaning about when we were doing it?|
|C.W.Perkins||No, I'm human like you. I just ate way too many green jellybeans as a child.|
|mikey||"Green? I'm not green, Captain... you just need to stop sampling the mushrooms on every damned planet you land on."|
|Miss Marple||Marta: I must warn you that I looked better before they did the digital remastering.
Kirk: So did I. Everybody did.
|Chromedome||Kirk tries to camouflage himself on the bed.|
|Bird of Prey||Bones: ''I don't believe it! Jim is rejecting the amorous advances made by a hot alien chick?''
Spock: ''Shoot him! He must be an impostor!"
|Chromedome||Yay! This inflatable Kirk doll is just what I wanted for Christmas!|
|C.W.Perkins||Captain's personal log, star date unknown, didn't bring any protection and only hope that this green is natural and not a result of her having a STD. Bones would never let me live this down if I came back to the ship and told him that my urine wasn't the only thing that turned green.|
|McFortner||Kirk: I'd love to, my dear, but I'm afraid Batman would kick my ass.
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