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|Chromedome||"This uniform may not be flattering but it's a LOT better than Trip's purple shirt!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Do you find yourself subconsciously leaning your head to the left when staring at this picture?|
|Bird of Prey||Picard: ''Is your sense of empathy receiving anything of note right now?''
Pirard's thoughts: ***don't stare at the cleavage don't stare at the cleavage don't stare at the cleavage don't stare at the cleavage***
Troi: ''Sigh. No, nothing extraordinary, Captain. Everything is as usual.''
|mwhittington||Picard: Counselor, I'm not wearing any pants! What the hell is wrong with me!?
Troi: Well, Captain, uh...to begin with,...I can clearly see... you're nuts!
|PegasusJF||The most acclaimed painting in the 24th Century: The Mona Deanna|
|Frankie Chestnuts||We just need Eli Wallach, and we could re-enact the final shoot out scene from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly".
Guess which one is “Angel Eyes”.
|mikey||"Captain, why is that security team here? Is this some kind of bust?"
"Yes, counselor, they're very impressive... but that's not why we're here right now."
|Bird of Prey||Picard: ''...and once we have entered the binary system with the two gas giants, we have to look out for booby traps.''|
|Bird of Prey||Picard: ''Your clothes are kinda... asymmetrical.''
Trio: ''I got this from a Cardassian on Deep Space 9. Honestly, I now have some doubt that he was ever formally educated at being a tailor...''
If you stare at this photo long enough, you will see Jean-Luc Picard.
|AJ||Considering the nature of her part in the series, it was hardly surprising that Marina Sirtis developed a 'thousand yard' stare.|
|AJ||Yes, Marina, I know it is ridiculous, but the producers really think that this show is promoting the cause of female equality in television.|
|AJ||We have decided to rename the ship as: Enterprise, double-D.|
|AJ||Tell me again, councillor, why we don't have our crew-members screened psychologically BEFORE we send them on multi-year journeys, rather than during said journeys.|
|AJ||After watching a rerun of the original series, Marina Sirtis realized her complaints about her costume were unlikely to impress anyone.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard (to self): "Think about baseball... Think about baseball. Hang on, I'm French!
Think about sex... Think about sex."
|Bird of Prey||Sisko is not the only one who likes to stare into orbs.|
|Mr.Worf||Captain; I'm sensing an uprising ....very near me !!|
|Bird of Prey||Picard: ''Several ambassadors complained that your clothes are way to revealing! Only the Ferengi ambassador complained about the exact opposite.''|
|PegasusJF||Picard: Deanna, please stop staring at the Scopophobian ambassador.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "Councilor... WHAT are you wearing?? Wait a second... Is it time for your performance review?
Troy: "...well ...maybe."
|Miss Marple||Troi: ... He's thinking about his ass-less chaps ... again...|
|Admiral Dunsel||"My mother was hoping you would recite more Shakespeare... In her private quarters."|
|Bird of Prey||Troi: ''Please stop countering everything I say with 'your mother' jokes! They always turn out far to accurate to be funny!''|
|Mr. Worf||Troi : What are you and my mother doing in here ???
Captain : Well your mother and I want to get married !
Troi : MOTHER !!!!!! STOP MESSING WITH HIS MIND !!!!
Captain : WHAT !!!! Roxanna get the hell out of my office NOW !!!!!
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