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|Frankie Chestnuts||Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Trip: "So I'm your "wing man", right... How do we do this? Just walk right up to the girls?"
Reed: "Jeez... With that shirt and jacket... I think I'd be better off with Harry!."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Malcolm: "Well Trip, let's get this mission over with and get back to the sh-...HOLY CRAP!! WAS THAT YOU?? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT??"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Seconds after they read the script for "These Are The Voyages...", Conner finds out he dies at the end of the series... and Dominic realizes that he won't.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Two more victims of Phlox's Denobulan Fire Chili.|
|Chromedome||Miami Vice ... IN SPAAAAAAAAACCCCE!|
|Miss Maple||Before "Saturday Night Fever" there was "Saturday Evening, barely registering a pulse"|
|Miss Marple||Beer goggles... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Malcolm: "WOW, Trip... I haven't been this drunk in YEARS!"
Trip: "...and NOBODY has worn a shirt like THIS since 1983!"
|Bird of Prey||T'Pol: ''Do I look fat in this new cat suit?''
Trip & Malcolm: ''Huh... Well... Uhh...''
|mikey||"And now, I'll drink a glass of water while my little buddy sings the alphabet!"|
|Chromedome||Which one is the ventriloquist and which one is the dummy?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||I gotta tell you... There has to be some really proud parents out there.|
|Premonition_45||What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Trip: "I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?"
Malcolm: "No, I will NOT do the Fandango... But I WILL stone you and spit in your eye. And I will DEFINITELY let you go."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Trip: "Hey, YO! How you doin'? You dere in dat fine chiffon tang. Yeah, you! Come on over here and say hi to me and my friend. He wants to meet ya."
Malcolm: "Kill me... Now!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Malcolm: “You know, you don’t have to act with me, Trip. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Trip? You just put your lips together and… blow.”|
|mikey||"...just two wiiiiild and craaaazy guys!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Trip made extra money on the side selling tickets to watch T'Pol in the Decontamination Chamber.|
|mwhittington||Star Trek: A Night at Roxbury Prime.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Malcolm! Malcolm!! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!
Reed: "Seen what?"
Tom: "OUR DIGNITY!"
|Bryan Moore||A Night on Alpha Roxbury VIII|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Trip: O, that fox bar was really something.
Reed: Here is a thing I will tell you: that two swinging foxes have the hots-on for us, and are coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts!
T: Why not? There's nothing preventing them. After all, there is no other pair of Czech brothers who cruise and swing so successfully in tight slacks.
R: We are.. TWO WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!
|Bird of Prey||Malcolm and Trip, two seconds before getting beaten up by the Klingon they are mocking with chicken noises.|
|mwhittington||Trip Bigolo: Galactic Gigolo|
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