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|Fuzzy||Jim, that was the last of the toupee glue.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"What do you mean the special effects look lousy? I'm standing in front of a spray-painted wall of crinkled Mylar!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Another unfortunate consequence of remastered Star Trek in HD.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bones: "Wow... THAT could have gone better."|
|Miss Marple||It's PEOPLE! ...SOYLENT GREEN! ...It's PEOPLE!|
|C. W. Perkins||Bones: Capt. Kirk, you remember me telling you nine months ago that I couldn't remember what I did on shore leave?
Kirk: Yeah, I remember. Why?
Bones: Well I just delivered the Orion slave girl's baby and it looks just like me except a little greener.
Kirk: Ooohhh mmmyyy.
Scotty: Aye it had to be the Romulan ale laddie.
|Nerd907||Ah jeez... what did I do last night?|
|Nerd907||The things we do for love.|
|The Geek||"Wait... Frankie Chestnuts won again?!? I just spent the last eight hours crafting the perfect caption! Look at my hands! This crap'll never come off! I... I... (sigh) oh well. Maybe next month..."|
|11001001||"Jim, Spock! I've discovered anti-red matter and no surprise, it's green!"|
|11001001||After years of exploration, McCoy and the away team find the boogeyman.|
|NASCARtographer||"Damn it, Gene, I know we're on a tight budget with the network, but I expect spoons with the pudding in my dressing room!"|
|C. W. Perkins||Kirk: Hack! Sputter! Cough! Hack! Why Bones? Sputter.
Bones: Um...sorry Jim. Next time I'll take the huge mutant mosquito that's trying to suck your brains out off of you before I crush it.
|Miss Marple||I've got your Oobleck RIGHT HERE!|
|Miss Marple||Oobleck comes ...FROM SPAAAAAAAAACE!|
|Miss Marple||I've got your non-Newtonian fluid RIGHT HERE!|
|C. W. Perkins||Before the Federation rediscovered the M&M's formula for melting in your mouth and not in your hands.|
|DBB||Nurse: Oh, look here in the bottom of the bag. We DID have some surgical gloves.|
|C. W. Perkins||Bones: What do you think Captain?
Kirk: Pretty good patch work.
Bones: You don't think the handprints and signature are too much, do you?
Kirk: Nah, a little advertisement is always a good thing.
|Miss Marple||THIS? This is NOTHING - just a little schmutz on my hands.|
|mwhittington||Remember in the movie Into Darkness when he was trying to impress Carol Marcus by explaining that he helped deliver Gorn octuplets? This is that moment.|
|11001001||Jim, the jello, its spoiled. All of it.|
|Miss Marple||You said: Rabbid, Phlegm-ish Giant
He heard: Flemish Giant Rabbit
|jg||The lengths that the crew had to go through to get the Captain into his girdle was amazing.|
|Nerd907||Jim, you grew up in farm country. You of all people should know how much a gallon of this stuff is worth in the dairy farm industry!|
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