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Caption Competition

1 Dec 2013

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Winner

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11001001 It looks like this year's ugly sweater contest will end in a tie.

Special Mention

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N'tran DS 12 The Way to Eatin'
Miss Marple Blind dates still suck in the future.
Miss Marple Metrosexualization: doubling the chances you will wind up sitting next to someone wearing THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT!
AdmAdam The guests at the dinner table couldn't help but snicker when obnoxiously loud fart broke the awkward silence.
11001001 Archer: "May I show you your quarters?"
Guest: "Oh our society has transitioned from such primitive monetary systems years ago."
Wacky "Oh, I'm sorry, Captain Archer... did I tell you you could stop?"
11001001 "What is this earth saying 'see out of the corner of my eye'? Eyes don't have corners."
Bird of Prey Somehow you can tell that they are THAT kind of couple: Acting completely normal in public, while secretly having a very kinky sex life.
11001001 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Doctor.
The Doctor who?
This is star trek. Leave “Doctor Who” out of it!
Miss Marple She: The prices here on Amazon are fantastic. $15 EVERYTHING you want!
He: $15 too boo·coo.
She: Me love you long time.
Miss Marple She: The prices here on Amazon are fantastic. $15 EVERYTHING you want!
He: $15 too boo·coo. $5 is all my mom allows me to spend.
jg Alien on right: How cute, they tried to cook for us.
Alien on left: I know, but it isn't moving or smells like the south end of a north bound Malon freighter. But I will eat it anyway.
Miss Marple He: Wow, The Geek is back!
She: Apparently, The Geek got paroled early for good behavior...
The Geek Guy (thinking): "She doesn't know about me and her sister!"
Woman (thinking): "He doesn't know about me and his sister!"
11001001 Man: "If we were part of the nativity scene, we would be the shepherds."
Woman: "Why is that?"
Man: "Because we are watching Phlox!"
Miss Marple She: Look here: It says that we evolved from Sock Monkeys!
He: That's just those humans, pushing their "evolved from primates" agenda everywhere... We just DRESS like sock Monkeys. There's a difference.
Frankie Chestnuts The Green Room for those folks waiting to beat the crap our of Jonathon Archer.
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Everyone's happy in this room.
The Geek Star Trek: The Beige Generation
Frankie Chestnuts She: "How about this one: 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.'... Or: 'Infinite diversity in infinite combination.'."
He: "That one's GREAT... What a riot!. Here's one: 'Live long and prosper.'. Man, that's RICH!!"
She: "WOA!! Here's the best: 'In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.'. Vulcans... Who would have thought they were comedians!"
Frankie Chestnuts "Tell me, Schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?"
[sound of zipper opening]
"Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"
Miss Marple Ikea catalog cover, July 2154...
After Ikea took the next step of supplying the universe with flat pack furniture and cutting edge tableware, they made a brief foray into a sensibly priced clothing line.
Their success was limited however, because their slogan translated roughly into "You've got a big ass. Someone's got to cover it!".
Miss Marple She, whispering through a forced smile: Those scary, animated little Christmas decorations have infested the site again.
He, whispering back: Ignore them and they will go away.
She, quietly: That's what you said last year!
Bird of Prey I am sure that there are many things to learn from this alien species. But fashion sense is not one of them.
Frankie Chestnuts Coed Toilets...
IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

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