Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
The Geek	Star Trek Enterprise: A show so bad, even the villians of the week were relieved when it was cancelled.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Gordon Frohman	We look up to the Heavens where the Great Bird of the Galaxy watches over all...and the eternal damnation of the Enterprise Directors...what a view...
Frankie Chestnuts	The waiting line at the local tattoo/piercing parlor.
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien on Rignt (to self): 'My God! What an ugly guy! Do you see those face ridges! I mean, they're just hideous!'
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien on Left: 'But soft! What light...' Alien on Right (whispering): '...through yonder…' Alien on Left: '…through yonder window breaks? It…' Alien on Right (whispering): 'It is the east…' Alien on Left: 'It is the east and…' Alien on Right (whispering): 'Juliet is the sun.' Alien on Left: 'and Juliet is the sun. ' Alien on Right: 'CHRIST!! How about I play Romeo and this clown plays Montague.'
Frankie Chestnuts	Reavers.... IN SPAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts	Even gay ALIENS love Liza Minnelli.
nerd86	Alien 1: What is it? Alien 2: I don't know, but it's breathtaking. Kirk: Take a picture it'll last longer.
Mr. President	Alien on left: 'Yes, it's very impressive, captain, but I'm still not exactly sure why you need to show us how high your dog can pee.'
Mr. President	Archer: 'Okay, well, I think that pretty well covers it for the practical demonstration of our toilet facilities. Any questions?' Aliens: '...'
DBB	Alien on left: We will gladly lay down our lives for the cause. Alien on right: What's going on? I wasn't really paying attention.
Mr. President	If Londo Mollari and G'Kar had been characters in Star Trek.
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien on Left: 'We'd like to talk to you about Scientology.'
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien on Left: 'Are you familiar with the watchtower?'
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien on Left: 'Things could be worse... We could have the Phage.' Alien on Right: '...I actually think the Phage might HELP you.'
Frankie Chestnuts	Reavers.... IN SPAAACE! Wait a minute... Reavers ARE in space.
Bird of Prey	Right Alien: 'Are we feeling patriotic today?' Left Alien: 'No! Heart attack!'
EMH_MkI	This is what happens to all species when Kirk is shirtless.
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien on Left: 'One day, lad, all this will be yours.' Alien on Right: 'What, the curtains'?
PegasusJF	Actually, the one on the left just suffered a heart attack....
jg	Alien on right: It's beautiful. I have heard rumors about it, but nothing can compare to the actual thing. Alien on left: I know. Whoever put the hidden camera in Seven of Nine's sonic shower should be given a medal.
Frankie Chestnuts	Taking advantages of continuing advances in plastic surgical techniques, Cher continued to remained popular.
Mr. President	The audience for 'Enterprise Has Got Talent' was small but loyal.
Frankie Chestnuts	The latest participants on 'Queer Eye for the Alien Guy'
Frankie Chestnuts	Alien on left: 'Look! She's come out of retirement!' Alien on right: 'Is that REALLY her?' Both: 'CELINE DION!!'

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