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Caption Competition

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4 Jul 2010

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Winner

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Drewflav Kirk: KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Kahn: KKKKKKKIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Kirk: KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Kahn: KKKKKKKIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Spock: Most illogical...
Scotty: Aye, that it is.
Spock: Humans can be so illogical...
Kirk and Kahn: SSSSPPPPPPOOOOOCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!

Special Mention

Name Caption
DBB Kirk: HUURRR!! Doesn't that sound like like a walrus? HUURRR!! HUUUURR!! Doesn't it? HUUURR!!
Uhura: What's wrong with the captain?
Spock: He is...not well.
Acid Kirk: Whos your daddy.
Woman: Captain Kirk.
Kirk: Whos your Daddy!
Woman: Cpatain Kirk!
Kirk: WHOS YOUR DADDY!!
Woman: CAPTAIN KIIIIIIRK!!!
Kirk: Thats Right baby. Remember that.
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Hands off of my women! Yes, you heard that right: Plural!"
Frankie Chestnuts "Imitate Your Favorite Animal Night" aboard the Enterprise was running smoothly until the captain did his "Angry Guppy".
Mr. President "Sulu! That was the worst sex I've had all day!"
Mr. President Kirk...has...had...enough...of...YOU!
Mr. President "You can't tell me what to do, You're not the boss of me! ...Admiral."
nerd86 McCoy: I think you've had enough enemas today.
Kirk: I'll tell you when I've had enough!
Tetsu I SAID KEEP IT DOWN I'M TRYING TO CAPTAIN
Frankie Chestnuts "I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o."
Frankie Chestnuts Director: "CUT!!"
Shatner: "Makeup... MAKEUP!"
Frankie Chestnuts Bones: "Captain-"
Kirk: "I WANNA LIVE LIKE COMMON PEOPLE!"
Bones: "But Jim you want ANOTHER enema?"
Kirk: "I WANNA DO WHATEVER COMMON PEOPLE DO."
nerd86 Dir: Okay, now give us your sad look. How about joyful. Satisfied. Disgruntled. Jealous. Scared. Shocked. Angry. There we go, that might pass as an emotion. Roll camera!
Graeme A Carter "And then, and then, the Gorn came over to me and he was all like GRRRRRRR..."
Bird of Prey Kirk: "This ping-pong match is so exciting!"
Frankie Chestnuts "OVERACTING??? What do you mean OVERACTING???"
DBB Kirk discovers, rather unpleasantly, that he failed to remove ALL the Tribbles from his chair.
The Geek Kirk, as he finally realizes he is not, in fact, too sexy for his shirt.
Mr. President "You idiot! Those WERE the droids we were looking for!"
Sondak Who! Does! Number! Two! Work! For!?!?
Frankie Chestnuts "You've got to me kidding me... SULU'S GAY???"
darias I'm sick of these Mother F***ing Tribbles on this Mother F***ing Space Ship
Skifreak "And this Friday night at the Colloseum, you're going DOWN, Klingon! YOu hear me?!?! No one takes the heavyweight championship belt away from me! NO ONE!"
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