Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
mwhittington	"Please state your name for the court." "Captain Jean-Luc Picard." *Ding-a-ling-a-ling* "Your name rings a bell."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
nerd86	You may not know who he is, but he's huge in Japan.
nerd86	Worf: He's the most feared killer in seven systems. Riker: That little guy? Come on! Worf: He's got huge... he can leap about... LOOK AT THE BONES!
nerd86	And he went on to have a long, lucrative career in Hollywood. Really? No.
nerd86	How was the circus? It started out ok, but then one of the midgets snapped and began screaming 'freedom' while stabbing the ring master. Killed 42 people before they brought him down. Did he get any of the clowns? Not as many as you'd think.
Mr. President	Q: "Your witness." COWBELL: "Captain Picard, I've got a perfect puzzle for you." PICARD: "Go ahead. Ask your questions." COWBELL: "What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?" PICARD: "I'm sorry?" COWBELL: "Eating as much as an elephant eats?" PICARD: "I don't understand the question." COWBELL: "What are you at getting terribly fat?" PICARD: "What does this have to do with putting humanity on trial?" COWBELL: "What do you think will come of that?" PICARD: "Come of what? I don't understand." COWBELL: "I don't like the look of it." PICARD: "Look of what? I don't...wait a minute...wait a minute, this isn't a cross-examination, that's the lyrics from the Oompa Loompa song!" COWBELL: "If you're not greedy you will go far, you will live in happiness too, like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do." PICARD: "For god's sake..." COWBELL: "Doompadee do."
McFortner	I love this bell and I'll call it George and love it and hug it and pet it and it will be my best friend ever....
OlderThanTOS	Racist stereotypes--IN SPACE!
TS	Apparently they haven't gotten rid of creepy child-molesters in the future.
TS	Apparently he liked the idea of Data being "fully functional."
Guybrush	"This is my bell, there are many like it but this one is mine!"
Mr. President	"You wanna know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
Merat	Gene Roddenberry's vision of the future: harmony, peace, understanding, and exploiting midgets for a cheap laugh.
Merat	In the original series that makeup would have qualified him for Klingon status.
Merat	In a desperate grab for ratings, Judge Judy sinks to a new low.
Merat	Little known fact: This man is not an actor; he just happened to wander onto the set one day dressed like that with his own gong and refused to leave until they put him in the show. By an odd coincidence this is also how Val Kilmer was cast as Batman.
epclarkson	MY preeeeecious....my...preeeeciousess....
Mr. President	It has been said there are no small parts, only small actors. In this example, however, we see both.
Captain Redbeard	Post-Apocalyptic Taco Bell
Steamrunner92	"Don't call me tiny!"
Mr. President	COWBELL! COWBELL! COWBELL! COWBELL! COWBELL! COWBELL! COWBELL! COWBELL! COWBELL! COWBELL!
Frankie Chestnuts	*Obligatory inappropriate Munchkin reference.*
Merat	Ahhh, my Star Trek/Terror of Tiny Town crossover fanfic is finally complete!
epclarkson	I tried to come up with something funny for this caption competition....but I came up short (badoom-tsssh).
mwhittington	"...Judge me by my size, do you?"

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