Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Samus	In 2151 people are still trying to rebuild the Cutty Sark

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Chaos4700	Archer: I'd heard that our diplomatic relations with this planet were at loggerheads, but this is ridiculous.
jg	Archer: Trip, if you sing that damned lumbejack song one more time, this chainsaw is going "where no man has gone before."
jg	It was delicate work, but Archer was finally able to remove the stick that was in T'Pol's ass.
Foxbat	If a tree falls in a forest on Mayweather, and no one is around to hear it, would he be given a line?
Bryan Moore	In a ceremony formally accepting the Enterprise crew into their society, Archer was required to participate in the ritual circumcision of the legendary Kreetassan Giant Wood Monster.
nerd86	Much like Batman the Enterprise crew always just happened to have the exact item neccessary at any given time no matter how obscure.
Silent Bob	The Human's war against the tree people was short, but the Kretassian observers were struck by the incredible brutality of it.
OlderThanTOS	You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a bad woodsman, YOU KEEP MISSING THE BARK!
MetalHead	Director: CUT!
MetalHead	Archer: I..just can't do this. All: Just imagine its maywether! *chainsaw*
Jason T	Even a block of wood proved too much for Captain Archer as he was once again beaten to within an inch of his life.
ZebulaNebula	Sigmund Freud would love this pic ...
BC1	Soon after this shot was filmed Berman and Braga lost their heads in a freak accident...
john smith	After telling the admiral to go @#$@ himself, Archer found himself demoted from Captain to Lumberjack, 3rd class.
OlderThanTOS	Is it carve on the left, serve from the right or carve on the right, serve on the left?
The Steve	Archer: I never wanted to be a Starfleet Captain..I always wanted to be a lumberjack! T'Pol: A lumberjack? Archer: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
My Name Is Nobody	Interesting that the episode about Archer's sexual frustration ends with him wacking off some wood.

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