| Quote |
Episode |
| Lwaxana : | "Can you imagine that dreadful little creature talking to me like that? Doesn't he realise that I am a daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed. Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx?" |
| Troi : | "The Sacred Chalice of Rixx is an old clay pot with mold growing inside it." |
| TNG : Menage a Troi |
| Lwaxana : | "Let's get one thing straight, little man. I am not for sale. And if, by some chance, I were to become available, I would rather eat Orion wing slugs than deal with a toad-faced troll like you! So go away and find yourself somebody else to become your property!" | | to Tog |
| TNG : Menage a Troi |
| Lwaxana : | "You said you didn't want to hear about my other romances. I have a new love, Jean-Luc. And you can't keep killing all my lovers. That simply has to stop." | | to Picard |
| TNG : Menage a Troi |
| Lwaxana : | "What does that little one do, Mister Woof?" |
| Worf : | "Please, Madam! That is a torpedo launch initiator... and it is Worf, Madam, not Woof." |
| TNG : Half a Life |
| Odo : | "You are not at all what I expected." |
| Lwaxana : | "No one's ever paid me a greater compliment." |
| DS9 : The Forsaken |
| Lwaxana : | When it comes to picnics, the only thing that really matters is the company. | | to Odo |
| DS9 : The Forsaken |
| Lwaxana : | "Aren't you going to mingle, Mr. Woof?" |
| Worf : | "I do not care for telepaths. They make me... uneasy." |
| Lwaxana : | "Don't worry. The Cairn couldn't read your thoughts even if they wanted to. Your brain isn't sophisticated enough." |
| | Riker smiles |
| Lwaxana : | "Neither is yours, dear. They can only communicate with other telepaths." |
| TNG : Dark Page |
| Lwaxana : | "I wish you could have known her, Deanna. I wish you two could have grown up together." |
| Deanna : | "Tell me about her. I want to know everything." |
| TNG : Dark Page |
