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Nimoy: "Hooker?"
Shatner: "Call me T.J." |
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"And Action.
I said action, don't just stand there staring!" |
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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
recommends a towel as essential equipment.
Spock is prepared. |
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| After realizing that they had witnessed the first Burning Man event, Spock and Kirk are contemplating violating the Prime Directive in the hopes of saving humanity a great deal of unwanted pregnancies. |
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Spock: "Do they really eat those 'hot dog' things?"
Kirk: "You can eat them. But they taste like s***." |
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Spock: Admiral, while I do not mind the heat, this humidity is too high for me to tolerate.
Kirk: Stop complaining, Spock. You were the one that wanted to come here in the middle of the summer. |
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From the crowd comes the shout:
"May the Fourth be with you." |
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From the crowd comes the shout:
"Get a Life!" |
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| The look you have when meeting your replacements. |
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Is that Khan over there? His earlier self?
We could save ourselves a lot of trouble...
Spock:"Prime Directive." |
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Nimoy: “I don’t know Jim, he would probably make a better King Lear than either of us.“
Shatner: “But how good does he look with his shirt off?” |
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Nimoy: “I don’t know Jim, he would probably make a better King Lear than either of us.“
Shatner: “But how good does he look with his shirt off?”
Nimoy: “In a well lit room?”
Shatner: “Sure.”
Nimoy: “How well lit?”
Shatner: ”Four or five lights.” |
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Nimoy: "Can you believe that Chromedome is 60 this month?"
Shatner: "60? Really? The bald old fart!"
Chromedome (Offscreen) "At least I've only got one chin!" |
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Gillian: "What's with him?"
Kirk: "Oh, him? He's harmless. Back in the sixties, he was part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS."
Spock: "What a putz."
Kirk: "Oh yea... and he's Jewish." |
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They’re Pinky
They’re Pink and the Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain… |
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| As they watch Uhura walking off with her date, Spock questions every decision he made to find out where he went wrong. |
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| As they watch the crew members go to complete their separate tasks, Spock realizes that he is stuck with the most annoying captain he has ever known. |
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Chromedome (left): "Hooker?"
Frankie Chestnuts (right): "You can call me T.J." |
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Chromedome (left): "Hookers?"
Frankie Chestnuts (right): "Hookers" |
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| Spoc just realized that an ancestor of his just made a pass on him, and Kirk, at the same time. |
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Chromedome (left): "Pub?"
Frankie Chestnuts (right): "Pub." |
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| “Jim, when did we become irrelevant?” |
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| Chromedome (left) and Frankie Chestnuts (right) have just been told they are not funny. Their reactions were captured in this image. |
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| Krishna, Hari Hari Krishna. |
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"Spock, you seem to be in pain."
"Still hung over from that mint candy." |
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| This image was taken at the moment these two learned who would be directing the next Star Trek movie. |
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| Spock's blank look as he finds out one of the whales peed in the tank he just got out of ! |
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"Wow. That really was whale shit."
"I warned against your wanting to taste the smear on my sleeve, Admiral." |
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"Do you think our clothing makes us conspicuous?"
"Nah! This is the 1980's - the decade that fashion tries to forget - we'll fit right in!" |
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| As the street performers crash in an embarrassingly bad attempt to do a team hand stand, Kirk and Spock are forced to confront the depths of human stupidity. |
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| Not seen in this image, Wesley Crusher. |
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| (offscreen) "For ****'s sake! Can't either of you remember your lines?" |
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| The last time we saw Kirk and Spock, they were staring at Ilia ripping through a door. |
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| These two have just seen a sight that will haunt them forever. |
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| Here is Nimoy looking like a member of a Taiwanese boy band, and Shatner looking like Tom Jones in the 70s… I guess it’s a lot better than the reverse… |
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Nimoy: What do you mean, I'm not directing the next movie? Then who is?
Shatner (thinking): I told you to wait until after the filming of this movie to tell him.... |
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"Do you know where the little Vulcan's room is?"
"From the smell, I think you're too late!" |
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| This year’s April Fool’s Joke was a doozy. Q sent these two to meet their mutual ancestor, Mike Dukakis. |
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| While as guests at a sci-fi convention, Nimoy and Shatner discovered an art display of Nimoy’s photography to the tune of ‘The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.’ |
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| Here we see the instant that Leonard Nimoy has regret for "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins". |
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| Here we see the instant that Leonard Nimoy gets inspiration for "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins". |
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| The great and powerful booty has hypnotized them. |
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| Let's be honest - this is the least flattering picture we've seen of these two. |
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Spock: “Admiral, your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with… shall I say… more colorful metaphors. 'Double dumb ass on you' …and so forth.”
Kirk: “You mean profanity. That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you if you don't swear every other word.”
Spock: “What an A-Hole!”
Kirk: “Now you’ve getting the hang of it!” |
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| "...and the nominees for the Academy award for hair styling in a full length feature film... Oops, wrong picture!" |
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| Nimoy: "Photogenic wide body mammals. Hmmm... I have an idea!" |
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Shatner is eyeing up yet another potential conquest...
Nimoy is eyeing up yet another potential subject for his burlesque photo series. |
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Spock: "Admiral..."
Kirk: "Spock, don't call me Admiral."
Spock: Yes, sir."
Kirk: "Spock, stop saying sir."
Spock: "What would you prefer... Grand Poobah?" |
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"I need a yak, a stirrup pump, an industrial sized bucket of chocolate sauce and some furry handcuffs."
"I fail to see how that will assist us in our mission, Captain?"
"It doesn't. But they will assist me in my relationship with that young lady over there." |
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| "I don't get it, Bill. We've come to Comic Con and NOBODY believes it is really us!" |
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| Spock is in shock. Kirk is confused. Kirk’s ex girlfriend has traded down. |
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Spock: I did not think it was possible.
Kirk: Spock, please…
Spock: Dr. McCoy needs to know about this.
Kirk: Spock, I’m begging you…
Spock: To think you would be shot down by a woman before you even said a word. |
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| For Spock, an event that confused him. For Kirk, something he never wanted to see. |
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Spock: Jim, what happened to me?
Kirk: Something McCoy will find endlessly amusing. You got drunk. |
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| When sightseeing, be wary of other people’s cameras. |
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"We're in, to use the common vernacular, 'deep shit,'wouldn't you agree Jim?"
"Excellent use of the colorful metaphor, Spock, you awkward bastard." |
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Kirk: “Hmmmm… I’d tap that!”
Spock: “Admiral… You are 20 years older than she is, and even 20 years ago, ‘I’d tap that’ was already offensive.” |
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| Not sure which is worse… Nimoy’s wearing a spider on his head, but Shatner has a ferret. |
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| Tough to imagine Shatner chose this toupee to wear in the film! |
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Quickly…
Who has worse hair?? |
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