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Captain 8472 “When was my job replaced by AI?”
N'tran DS 12 Ring of Fire
Chromedome "Get me an Uber. I'm outta here!"
Captain 8472 The individual pictured was set up on a blind date by a friend. The date turned out to be Wesley Crusher.
Frankie Chestnuts Pike: "Good God Number One!! You look like number two!"
Captain 8472 “Yes, I was head of security for a library before joining Starfleet. Why does that matter?”
Captain 8472 “Wait, I am not good enough for Kirk to persue?!”
Captain 8472 “Wait, crew members have to do WHAT with me for Enterprise Bingo?!”
Captain 8472 “The crew found out about my internet search history!?”
Captain 8472 “Yes, that is a miniature black hole behind me, but it is fully contained.”
*screeching crunch, alarms sound*
Chromedome "This Venn diagram shows, inside the circle, the members of the Wesley Crusher Fan Club ..."
Horta not Vorta If this is the view up Q's rectum,
Call the picture
#1 and #2.
Captain 8472 The new puppy just chewed up the captain’s shoes.
Captain 8472 This is the face I get when I must appease an unreasonable manager.
Chromedome "Eee, tha scrubs up reet greatly, tha knows flower!"
Chromedome "As you can see, it really IS full of stars!"
Chromedome "This is the view up Q's rectum."
Chromedome "This is a computer simulation of what would happen if Q set light to his farts."
Chromedome "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to give her a decent caption."
Chromedome "Please, give me a decent caption!"
Chromedome "Do you want fries with that?"
N'tran DS 12 When you look into the Abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
Captain 8472 “Please explain why I was invited to this party, and why I am the only woman in attendance.”
Captain 8472 Director: You need to look sexy, not act.
Frankie Chestnuts Yea, it’s all about the The Feminine Mystique
Captain 8472 When asking for an honest opinion, don’t be surprised if the response is delivered with hesitation.
Captain 8472 “So, you are saying I will get Federation citizenship if I marry you?”
Captain 8472 “No, I am not some type of angel. Why do you ask?”
Frankie Chestnuts Pike: "Okay, Number One... I understand all that Illyrian 'holier than thou" superiority garbage, but I just think the halo is a bit much.
Captain 8472 Once again, misogyny breaks another soul.
Captain 8472 “Yes, the female uniform is designed by human males, and I have lodged multiple complaints.”
Captain 8472 “Yes, that is a cross-temporal portal behind me, and I did travel through it.”

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