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Cyrus Ramsay Background Klingon: "Hey, guys, I programmed the 'Enterprise' computer to print 'Kirk is a jerk' on their captain's shirt. He'll be so animated when he finds out."
Cyrus Ramsay Kirk: "Hey, Kang, aren't you jealous that Discovery Klingons have two penises?"
Kang: "No, 'cos neither of them works."
=NoPoet= I can't think about this without getting a headache: Is Spock not laughing because he's a Vulcan, or did he just not find it funny?
=NoPoet= Left: Realising Star Trek is still going strong in 2022.
Middle: When you start watching an episode from 2022.
Right: Ten minutes into an episode from 2022.
DBB Spock: I do not see what is so amusing. This man from Nantucket should obviously seek medical attention.
Captain 8472 When watching a blooper real, don’t be surprised if the individual(s) involved are not amused. Spock certainly is not.
Captain 8472 The 2263 Burning Man failed to entertain 1 out of 5 participants.
Bird of Prey ""The Laughing Vulcan and His Dog"!?
The Vulcan is the only one in this picture who is not laughing!
Well... There isn't any dog either.
Chromedome "Hahaha! Reed got landed with THAT caption last month!"
Chromedome (singing) "Didn't we have a lovely time, the day we went to Bangor."
Frankie Chestnuts Kang: “How about 'Release Brian'!”
Kirk: “Oh,yeah… That’s a good one.”
Kang: “Yeah!”
Kirk: “Welease Bwian!”
Kirk & Kang: “Welease Bwian! Welease Bwian!” [laughing]
Spock: "What a pair of Dickuses."
Captain 8472 For the record, they are laughing at Spock’s dating profile.
Captain 8472 It appears the laughing gas is unable to effect Vulcans.
Samus When Kirk and Kang watch Star Trek Discovery....Spock's face says it all
Captain 8472 The recording of Scotty’s wedding got Kirk and Kang to stop fighting.
Captain 8472 It was due to an unfortunate series of events that everyone learned that Spock was not ‘Biggus Dickus.’
Captain 8472 In a twist of fate, the report from Star Fleet command got mixed up with images from last year’s Christmas Party. Spock’s hind end was on full display.
The Geek Don't be fooled by the smiles. Scotty's famous 'Beam a Tribble into their trousers' prank can cause serious trouble. In this case, it inspired Kang to wage war on the Tribble homeworld. Many songs are still sung for that day.
The Geek Kang: "Your Chief Engineer looks smashing in his utility kilt!"
Kirk: "Especially when he's drinking and dancing!"
Spock: "Thanks to my eidetic memory, I will never not fail to recall this moment."
Chromedome "Hey, there's good ol' Frankie Chestnuts! Hi Frankie!"
Miss Marple If you look carefully, you’ll realize they are really laughing because Spock is holding the “live long and prosper” gesture up behind Kirk’s head.
Frankie Chestnuts Kang: "Look how ugly we used to look!"
Kirk: "I can't believe Klingons used to look so horrible... I mean you guys are hideous now... But even worse then."
Spock: "This will not end well."
Cyrus Ramsay Shatner: "C'mon Leonard; if we don't keep laughing at these 'I Love Lucy' reruns, we get cancelled."
Cyrus Ramsay Michael: "Isn't that 'Mission: Impossible' show so ridiculous?"
William: "Yeah, who'd want to appear on a turkey like that?"
Leonard: "Don't. Give. In."
Cyrus Ramsay Michael: "Is it a bird?"
William: "Is it a plane?"
Leonard: "No, Shatner hung my bicycle from the rafters AGAIN!"
Chromedome There is much amusement at the Eurovision Song Contest when the United Kingdom get "nul points" ... yet again.
Chromedome "Hey, look! Chromedome has made it into double digit wins! Who'd have thought?"
Frankie Chestnuts Kang and Kirk enjoy a moment together discussing the pungent bouquet of Vulcan 'wind'.
Concurrently, Spock is regretting that second bowl of Nurse Chapel's Plomeek Soup.
Cyrus Ramsay Michael: "That Zachary Quinto is such a fine actor."
William: "Yes, and Ethan Peck really nails the role."
Leonard: "Don't. Give. In."
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Come on, Spock! Stop being so Vulcan and laugh with us!"
Spock: "Sorry Jim, but I fail to see what's so funny about Mr. Scott repeatedly electrocuting himself while trying to fix the ceiling light."
Captain 8472 Rick Berman (left) and Brannon Braga (middle) just learned that Ronald D. Moore (right) is rebooting Battlestar Glactica.
Captain 8472 It appears the marijuana bonfire is working.
Miss Marple The exact moment Zachary Quinto decided “I really want to play Mr. Spock.”
Miss Marple Spock is still uncomfortable with fart jokes.
Miss Marple Obviously folks with a lot of Guramba.
Miss Marple The famous basement scene, where they’re all laughing about other Trekkers living in their parents’ basements.
Miss Marple Wow! I totally misread Captain 8472‘s comment about Kirk’s right hand…
Miss Marple Spock: I believe I totally misunderstood Captain 8472‘s comment about Kirk’s right hand…
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: “How did Scotty get up on the Warp Reactor.”
Kang: “I’ve never seen anyone so drunk in my life!”
Spock: “Obviously you have never been to a Vulcan ‘Pon Farr’ Rave.”
Miss Marple Tinker Bell was dying…
Everyone was sending positive thoughts, and clapping to help her heal.
Spock was doing his best.
Of course, others just stood around laughing and booing.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk & Kang: “ I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!”
Spock: “Illogical.”
DBB Spock knew they were laughing at him, but he refused to let them see him cry.
Captain 8472 A Klingon, a Human and a Vulcan walk into a bar...
Captain 8472 When you see your crush in person.
MLCoolJ Kirk: Camelot!
Kang: Camelot!
Spock: It's only a model.
Captain 8472 Common reactions to the idea that Kirk would ever be friends with his right hand.
Captain 8472 Question: what behind the scenes blooper caused two out of three actors to laugh?
Captain 8472 As strange as it may be to see Kirk and a Klingon get along, Spock is still emotionless in such a situation.
Captain 8472 It appears that not even Monty Python can make a Vulcan laugh.
Bodhi Justin Trudeau's Star Trek cosplay parties were legendary!

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