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Chromedome "So by the time Trump had shut down all the TV channels that were critical of him, the only one left was Russia Today."

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Captain 8472 McCoy: The uniforms were change as a result of to many ‘expendable red-shirt’ jokes.
Chromedome Bones: "Sorry, Jim. I don't think having a urinal on the bridge is one of your better ideas."
Captain 8472 “Jim, as your doctor, I must advise you to not date for the next two weeks. Your treatment is not yet complete.”
Captain 8472 McCoy: Why was the ship’s new main computer named HAL?
Reingard Bones: "You had a sandwich with mustard today, Jim."
Kirk: "How did you know?"
Bones: "You're wearing it."
Chromedome "That's right, Jim. Keep social distancing."
Chromedome Bones: "What happened to Ensign Dave?"
Kirk: "Ensign Dave?"
Bones: "Yeah, Dave. Scrawny guy. Friend of Ensign Ricky."
Spock: "The one who got eaten on the last away mission."
Bones: "Yeah, him!"
Kirk: "He had a better agent than Ricky and got himself hired as an extra on a remake of I Love Lucy."
Spock: "He'd have been better off getting eaten."
Chromedome Shatner: "We don't really kill the redshirts, do we?"
Kelley: "Of course we do! They're better actors than you Bill, but they still can't do a death convincingly."
Shatner: "No! That's not right is it Leonard?"
Nimoy: "Which bit? Killing the redshirts or them being better actors than you?"
Captain 8472 “Jim, I received your latest medical records. We need to have a very thorough conversation regarding safe… ‘activities.’”
Chromedome "So. Jim. Which Starfleet directive are we violating this week?"
Chromedome "Jim. May I have a word with you about the importance of flushing the officer's toilet?"

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