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| Name | Caption |
| Brian G | "I just saw Sar Trek 5: The Final Frontier for the first time... I think I'm going to be sick." |
| Name | Caption |
| Pinky & the Brain | Leeta: I've just heard Shatner sing! |
| Mikey | Leeta: "Two weeks to live?! I want a second opinion!" Bashir: "OK - you've got nice breasts." |
| Kevin P. | I'm sorry, I know it's shocking, but it's true: you've only got two hours to live. The only thing that might save you is a full frontal massage. No no... here... let me... |
| Captain Nathan | Bashire: "Leeta, what's wrong? Are you OK." Leeta: "Not really. For some reason, everytime I see you I throwup a little in my mouth." |
| woodside | Announcer: "And the award for most popular character in Quark's Bar goes to ... Morn!" |
| woodside | Bashir: "Return my teddy bear or I'll tell everyone you've lost a strip of latinum down your front and want help finding it." |
| Drake Zure | What's making Leeta sick? Is it A) Rigellian Cleavage Touching Sickness B) Tarkelian Spontaneous Pinch Syndrome C) Watching "These Are the Voyages..." |
| Captain Nathan | Leeta: "You mean there really are aliens that lay eggs in your mouth and then hatch by busting out your chest?!" |
| Mikey | "I know it's shocking, my dear, but in fact one of these entries will be our caption." |
| Drake Zure | "Very good, Leeta, that's where your boobs are. Now where's you mouth?" |
| Lucky Strike | It is a little known fact that Bajoran women have to be burped long into adulthood... |
| drow | Bashir: "Now look here, doll. That trick ain't gonna work with me, see? You Section 31 types all think alike. Just wear a bra and ol' Bashir will fall right into your hands. ... Can I buy you a drink?" |
| Q | No matter what the problem. Dr. Juilan Bashir always kept abreast of the situation. |
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | Dr. Bashir: " There there Leeta, don't feel bad, a lot of women feel like vomiting when they first see Morn naked". |
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | Bashir: "Don't Spit.........Swallow". |
| Hisrak | Bashir and Leeta in a 24th century adaptation of 'Carry on Doctor'. |
| Hisrak | Leeta: I was only trying to get a payrise! Bashir: I know, Leeta, I know. Bashir to the infirmary - Quark has been oo-moxed to death. |
| suxxxxxx | The real reason why the Cardasians didnt want to leave Bajor. |
| Brian Phillips | Chase Masterson's acting is so bad, even she's choking on it. |
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