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| Name | Caption |
| Brian Phillips | Wixiban wanted to recruit Neelix into the talaxian army, but Neelix was just too green. |
| Name | Caption |
| Tiberius | Warning: This product may be radioactive. Symptoms include: *Spots on the skin *Ear disfigurement *Hair Loss *Annoying personality If affected, go away, nobody likes you. |
| Roman | Neelix: Well I managed to get back in time and Steal Kirk's 'Mojo'. But it seemed to have a disasterous effect on the time line as a third of the galaxy's population disappeared. |
| Mikey | "I guarantee that this is the very last drop - there won't be one ounce of continuity left for the next 'Trek' franchise!" |
| Kennex | I told you not to buy Peckham spring water |
| Hugh Jass | It's Flubber |
| BikerWolf | Neelix: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU 'ACCIDENTALLY LIQUIFIED KERMIT THE FROG'?!" |
| Matt Gronig | You haven't seen a robot, one eyed woman and a young bloke. They were running a way from a large worm |
| Redjac | Neelix: No, my diet totally allows this. Plasma doesn't have any carbs whatsoever. |
| Lucky Strike | I'm telling you, green glowing things are making a comeback in caption competitions. |
| ZebulaNebula | Neelix: I've got the radioactive material; did you remember to bring the spider? |
| Saribro | Neelix: That green glowy effect thingy is so worth the sterility. |
| Captain Nathan | Nelix, The Talaxian Ghostbuster: "...put this in here, set the dial, press this button...and when the light is green, the trap is clean." |
| Griddles | Talaxian: Was it hard to steal? Neelix: It's not that easy, being green. |
| The Wormhole | Talaxian: "What's in there?" Neelix: "Pop-out snakes. We're going to play Snakes on a Starship." |
| DBB | Nelix: "100% pure bottled talent. I stole it from some Star Trek writers years ago." |
| XZB | The DITL caption competitions are so timely. This week the picture has a glowing green thing in reference to Superman. Next week Naomi Wildman kills Captian Janeway ala "The Omen." |
| Lister | It's called a cryptex |
| Lister | Neelix: You say that this will be tasty and have all vitamins and minerals needed for the Crew? Trader: Yes. Soylent green will solve all your problems |
| Pinky & the Brain | Neelix fell for the superglue on cannister joke yet again |
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