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1 Nov 2025

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Chromedome "Set paintballs to stain!"

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Reingard Bones: "I hate to say I told you so, Jim, but... I told you so!"
Chromedome "NURSE! Ketchup incident! Stat!"
Miss Marple Bones: Jim... Stop taunting the monkeys.
Reingard Bones: "This is why we wear aprons during Bridge Finger-painting Hour, Jim."
N'tran DS 12 Don't worry Bones,
It's not my blood.
Captain 8472 McCoy: Well, Captain, you just learned why all of Starfleet’s personnel wear red now.
N'tran DS 12 "Bones, I need your help."
"I'm a doctor, not a dry cleaner."
Captain 8472 Kirk: What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
McCoy: He already has.
Captain 8472 Here we see the only survivor of an alien chest buster and his doctor. The alien embryo failed to emerge due to the victim’s enormous ego refusing to concede to another being getting more attention.
Captain 8472 Director: Shatner, get that oil off your face, we are getting too many lense flares.
Captain 9472 McCoy: Jim, your jealousy is showing.

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