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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "Yeah, thanks for getting me another gig on Star Trek, but the catering here is rubbish! Shatner gets steak and I get Lego salad." |
| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | At this point, ‘disgruntled worker’ syndrome has fully manifested. |
| Cyrus Ramsay | "Typical; they move my desk into the basement and ask me to deal with the cockroaches while I'm down here." |
| Chromedome | Riley was beginning to think that the self isolation had been going on a bit too long - not realising that the rest of the crew had gone on furlough without him. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Spock: “Lieutenant Riley! Can you sing SOMETHING other than Kathleen??” Riley: “Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins He's only three feet tall Bilbo (Bilbo!), Bilbo Baggins The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!” Spock: “Wow! The kid's got some talent!” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: “Lieutenant Riley! Do you take requests?” Riley: “Of course…” Kirk: “Shut your fruit cake hole!” |
| Bird of Prey | Riley: "...oh, and kudos to the chef! The lunch has been cut extraordinarily symmetrical today!" |
| Miss Marple | Does anyone else feel badly that when Captain Kirk ACTUALLY went into space, that he did not take his shirt off??? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riley: "Good God! What is that up there? It's HUGE! Oh... It's just Shatner aboard the Blue Origin." |
| Bird of Prey | Riley: "Hello? I have a complain to make. My food cubes arrived cold!" |
| Bird of Prey | Riley: "Guess what I found... It's a very long list, compiled by our dear Captain. It's titled 'My Lady Conquests'. I'll read it to you. Let's begin..." |
| Chromedome | Riley screamed when he realised his hair was actually a Tribble |
| PegasusJF | It's wise not to think about how the naughty and nice lists get written. |
| MR. WORF | Hey , you forgot my shot of Irish Whisky !!! |
| Chromedome | "Everything is awesome, Everything is cool when you're part of a team, Everything is awesome, When you're living the dream!" |
| MR. WORF | Riley : Hey I thought I ordered the Red , White & Blue soy platter ?!!! |
| Bird of Prey | *...THUMPA-THUMPA-THUMPA-THUMPA...* Riley: "Oh great, the bridge crew is partying again... *...THUMPA-THUMPA-THUMPA-THUMPA...* Riley: "Hey, can you please crank down the music a little bit, up there!? We down here have actual work to do!" |
| Miss Marple | And now a personal favorite: my rendition of Cee Lo Green's " Forget You! " But he didn't sing "forget" Ain't that some SHhhh...? |
| Bird pf Prey | Riley: "Sure, when Uhura sings, or some random visiting space hippies, everyone listens mesmerized. But when *I* want to sing..." |
| Horta not Vorta | O face? |
| Horta not Vorta | Good Job, Yeoman Rand. |
| Chromedome | "Uhh, Captain, I need the activation code to complete the upgrade to Windows 11." |
| Chromedome | "Goooooooooood MOOOOORRRRNNNNiiiinnngg, Enterprise! Wakey, wakey, rise & shine!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riley: "Engineering to the Bridge... I'm a little concerned here... I'm all alone in Engineering. And I mean ALL ALONE! Shouldn't there be more than one person in here? What if I pass out or have food poisoning or something? Isn't there some sort of OSHA regulation about working alone in a dangerous situation? Bridge??? Anyone???" |
| Miss Marple | Riley: ♬ Frankie's Chestnuts... roasting, on an open fire.... ♫ |
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