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| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Sulu: OH, MYYYYY! |
| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | After working his way through the entire female staff of the Enterprise, Kirk resorted to propositioning the male crew members. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Don't let it get to you... Lt. Rand always turned me down also." |
| Miss Marple | Look, when I left that "Credit advance slip" on your dresser, I didn't mean to offend you. You're a hard worker... |
| Miss Marple | Try to think of it as "What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas". I know I do. |
| Miss Marple | Kirk to self: I can see right through this ear to the other side. |
| nerd86 | What are you willing to do for your promotion, Lieutenant? Or should I say, Commander? |
| Bishop | Seeing Scotty in his kilt had differing effects on people. Some screamed, some ran away, some pulled a phaser, and some jumped out the nearest airlock. On the rare occasion some (like this poor fellow) fell into a catatonic shock. |
| The Geek | Kirk: "So that was the second time I got crabs." Guy: "Please let go of me." |
| The Geek | Kirk: "You know, you and me standing here like this reminds me of an old Earth ditty..." Guy: "Oh, please, no..." Kirk: "Picture yourself on a boat on a river..." Guy: (Dies a little more on the inside) |
| The Geek | Kirk: "There. Was that so bad?" Guy: "I'll never think of 'pattycake' the same way again." |
| Ty.G | James T. Kirk goes to visit his younger brother Raymond Kirk. |
| mwhittington | Kirk: You've got to face the facts: You'll NEVER be as awesome as me! I'm taller, I'm better looking, and I ALWAYS get the girls! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "I'm so sorry Lieutenant... You understood when we started this that I just wanted to 'experiment'. Remember ...no promises." |
| Miss Marple | Kirk: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Joey... do you like movies about gladiators?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Don't let it get to you... It happens to ALL men every now and then... Would you like to just 'snuggle'?"" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Don't let it get to you Lieutenant... It takes EVERYONE time to get promotions and move up the ranks... Well, I was only on the ship for two weeks before I was Captain, but that's a bad example." |
| Miss Marple | OK, next time you can be Jake Gyllenhaal, and I'll be Heath Ledger. |
| Miss Marple | Santorun means WHAT?!?! |
| Miss Marple | Help me understand this Janice. You switched bodies with James Kirk just so you could "hit on chicks"? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Shatner: "WHERE did you learn to act? CHRIST!! You are WAY too un-emotional. You've got to LET IT FLY when speak a line! THE DIRECTOR SHOULD GET HIT WITH YOUR SPIT!" Actor: "Wow... I had no idea... Thank you Mr. Shatner." Shatner: "Call me Bill." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Shatner: "WHERE did you learn to act? CHRIST!! You are WAY too un-emotional. You've got to LET IT FLY when speak a line! THE DIRECTOR SHOULD GET HIT WITH YOUR SPIT!" Actor: "Wow... I had no idea... Thank you Mr. Shatner." Shatner: "Call me Jim." |
| Jason T | Kirk: It's ok, it happens to all men... well, not me, but I heard that it does. |
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