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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: 'Commander if- Commander, ple- Please do not ke- Do not continue to- Please stop- The button is not- Commander, plea-' |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: Have you ever had the experience of déjà vu? |
| RedDwarfian | Riker: What do you know? Ctrl-Alt-Del worked! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: 'Are you certain that this will enhance my understanding of how it is to be human?' Riker: 'Absolutely! Humiliation is one of the most primal human responses.' *snigger* |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker (whispering): 'Now tell him that you've always wanted to sit in that chair...' |
| nerd86 | For Data... a potentially emotionally scarring experience, if he had emotions of course. For Riker... Saturday. |
| Mr. President | Data: 'Commander, it is most unfair of you to attempt to rig our game of hide-and-seek by removing my eyes.' |
| Mr. President | Riker: 'I know Deanna is trained as a counselor, but I figured if she wants to have a go piloting the ship, who am I to stop her? I mean, what's the worst that can happen?' Data: *sighs* |
| PegasusJF | Data: With my eyes glued shut I can't even see, how am I supposed to fight? Riker: Your eyes can decieve you, don't trust them... |
| condan1993 | 'Please keep it fairly clean' Damn it! |
| The Geek | Riker: 'Geez, Data, I know you and Yar have something going on, but couldn't you wait until you got back to your quarters?' Data: 'Processing... processing...' |
| Mr. President | Riker: 'Data, I need some help practising pick up lines. Can you help me?' Data: 'Of course, commander. I would be intrigued to learn about this facet of human behavior. Proceed.' Riker: 'Okay, here we go. Imagine we're in Ten Forward, you're having a drink and I've just walked up behind you.' Data: 'Understood, sir.' Riker: *sniffs* 'That's an interesting perfume you're wearing.' Data: 'I am not wearing perfume.' Riker: 'Play along, Data.' Data: 'Sorry, sir. Why, thank you, yes, I am rather fond of this particular perfume.' Riker: 'Is is Chanel No. 5 by any chance?' Data: 'Yes, sir.' Riker: 'Thought so. Hey, here's an idea - how about you lose the Chanel No. 5 and try out the Enterprise Number One?' Data: 'Is that the line, sir?' Riker: 'That's the line.' Data: 'It requires some work.' Riker: 'How about if I add a Bom-chicka-wow-wow at the end.' Data: 'I am leaving now, sir.' Riker: 'Very well. I'll be in Ten Forward.' |
| nerd86 | Data: Commander? Riker: Yes, Data? Data: Take your hand off my butt. Riker: No, Data. Data: But I- Riker: Shhh... |
| nerd86 | Deana: Will? I thought I'd come join you in the holosuit and- WHAT THE HELL?! |
| nerd86 | Finding roofies that work on an android was the hard part... |
| nerd86 | Riker built his own scale model of Data for... personal reasons. |
| nerd86 | Data: Do you hear that? Riker: Yeah, it sounds like Beverly's getting another raise. Data: No... it's more like... an unbalanced washing machine. |
| lexxonnet | Riker wanted to find out just how smooth an android's bottom was! |
| nerd86 | Data: Wait. I smell... I smell... smugness! It's thick in the air as though I was standing right next to a huge, steaming pile of smug! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: 'Here you go Data... How does this make you feel?' Data: 'Wonderful Commander... Now I must initiate my 'Feel-Bad Subroutines'.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: 'I've got your 'fully functional' right here.' |
| Ktasay | Brokeback Mountain done TNG style |
| DBB | Riker: What's the matter, Data? Data: I made a wager with Lt. Worf on the outcome of the Super Bowl. I bet the Packers would lose. Riker: Well, it's just a game. What did you wager? Data: Spot. Riker: You lost Spot on a Super Bowl bet? Data: Yes. Riker: Worf doesn't like cute, furry animals. Why would he want a cat? Data: He said he had a recipe. |
| The Geek | The differences between Riker and alternate universe Riker were subtle, but noticeable... |
| The Geek | Riker: 'Hey, Captain... let's shave him.' |
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