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| Name | Caption |
| drow | Trip: "Mmm... yeah, that's good. Rub me hard, Porthos." T'pol: "Porthos?" |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "This does not appear to be regulation Decontamination Ointment." Trip: "Yeah, that's it." T'Pol: "But it is marked 'K-Y Jelly'." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "By the way, what is the melting point of silicone?" T'Pol: "Why do you ask?" |
| Mr. President | T'Pol: "My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. My hand to your..." Trip: "Oh, my GOD!" |
| igr56uk | The latest Vulcan immobalisation technique, the Vulcan Hand Job |
| timblewee | Tucker: I swear If that finger "just" slips in again I'll beat you like red haired step child! |
| PegasusJF | In the next scene there will be a lot of hugging, and squeezing, and name changes to George. |
| The Geek | LESBIANS IN SPAAA... oh, that's right, Trip is actually a guy. |
| The Geek | Trip: "Yes, as a matter of fact I do like movies about gladiators. Why?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "Are you sure you have to take my temperature rectally?" T'Pol: "No. It is just more enjoyable when I do it this way." Trip: "Maybe for YOU." |
| drow | Trip: "That's not decontamination gel, is it?" T'pol: "No, it is not." Trip: "And you're not really T'pol, are you?" T'pol: "No, I am not." Trip: "I'm actually hallucinating, trapped within a virtual reality, while my body is used as a pencil cup by some nightmarish, tentacled alien bureaucrat, aren't I?" T'pol: "Very perceptive. Would you like me to rub more gel on you?" Trip: "Yeah, why not. How's the captain?" T'pol: "He was delicious." |
| drow | Trip: "You know what would make this really sexy?" T'pol: "No, what?" Trip: "I don't either, actually. I'm just really awkward with girls." |
| drow | Trip: "You know what would make this really sexy?" T'pol: "No, what?" Trip: "Sex." T'pol: "Let me know how that works out for you." |
| drow | Trip: "You know what would make this really sexy?" T'pol: "A man?" |
| N'tran DS 12 | Decontamination with double D's |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: How long did Phlox say we had to stay in here? T'Pol: Until the end of 'Sweeps Week'. |
| nerd86 | For Trip... a dream come true. For T'Pol... 'I'm sorry I just vomited a little in my mouth.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "Rub harder for better ratings..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Are you certain this is part of the decontamination process?" Trip: "Absolutely! Now do the front." |
| Mr. President | T'Pol: "You haven't updated your Facebook status to 'Trip is in a relationship with T'Pol'. Why haven't you updated your Facebook status to 'Trip is in a relationship with T'Pol'? And who's that girl who's tagged you in all those pictures?" |
| Mr. President | T'Pol: "Ask me if I'm familiar with physical forms of pleasure." Trip: "What?" T'Pol: "Ask me." Trip: "Okay. Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure?" T'Pol: "If you are referring to sexuality--" Trip: "I would guess so. I'm not really sure." T'Pol: --if you are referring to sexuality, I am practised in multiple techniques." Trip: "Oh. Okay." T'Pol: "Now ask me how long it has been since I have used them." Trip: "Okay. How long has it been since you used them?" T'Pol: "Six years, three hundred and sixty-four days, twenty-three hours, fifty-nine minutes and an odd number of seconds." Trip: "So as near as makes no difference seven years, then? Wait a minute...SEVEN YEARS?!" T'Pol: "Don't worry, this won't hurt. Not for the first couple of hours, anyway." |
| drow | T'pol: "In order to apply decontamination gel, I will have to touch you. This is done strictly to meet the requirements of decontamination, and is not sexual. Do I have your permission to touch you?" Trip: "Not when you put it like that, no." |
| drow | Riker: "I'm in the holochamber, Counselor. Reviewing incidents involving the crew of the NX-01 Enterprise and leading to the founding of the Federation. Yes, I assure you it's relevant, whatever the computer says." |
| Captain 8472 | Trip: Why are you not wearing pants? T'Pol: Why are you not touching me? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Remember Mr. Tucker. What happens in the decontamination chamber, stays in the decontamination chamber." |
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