Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Bodhi	Kirk: "Scotty, What's your tricorder telling you?" Scotty: "I'm not sure Captain, it's all Greek to me."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	An early artist's rendition of Spinal Tap's "Stonehenge" bit.
nerd86	Kirk: I've seen bigger.
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "Yes, yes, very impressive. Who is your gardener?"
The Prophet	Apollo: "So my agent says he has a big part for me, just show up and it's mine."
Bird of Prey	Kirk: "What is this??" Chekov: "I think, I can explain Sir. I have contacted a food delivery service and was just about to order a 'big caesar salad'. But the connection broke down just after 'caesar'..."
Jo	Well will ya look at that. That's the bluest sky I've ever seen.
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "I have just one question. Why do you have such a small picnic table?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Female Lt.: "Dear Lord! His skirt is shorter than mine!"
Broccili	Red Shirt: Oh no, not again.
Frankie Chestnuts	Booming voice from above: "APOLLO!! You pick up your toys and get in here THIS INSTANT!"
nerd86	Kirk: Well, you know what they say, 'when in rome'... *takes off pants and tears shirt* Bones: You're always just looking for a reason aren't you?
nerd86	Kirk's ego became so massive that it tore itself from his chest and turned itself into a Roman Pantheonic God. Riker is still jealous.
N'tran DS 12	"Don't call me tiny."
igr56uk	Supersize me !!!!!
Acid	Sulu: So, You Like Gladiator Movies?
Captain Reynolds	Apollo: "Greetings! I am Biggus..." Everyone Else: "DON'T SAY IT!"
zDarby	Scotty: "Ach! Tell me your nea a'wear'n tha' kilt regimental!"
Frankie Chestnuts	Kirk: "Bones, beam on down. I need you to perform a rectal exam. ... and bring along a ladder... ... and 100 kilos of K-Y Jelly... ... and Mr. Sulu... ... and a flashlight..."
Merat	World's most terrifying upskirt.
nerd86	Bones: Why is it every planet we go to just so happens to be related to Earths past? The gangster planet, the Nazi planet, the Roman planet, the post-apocalyptic Coms and Yangs, and now here we have a freaking Greek god! I mean you'd think that the chances of this stuff happening just once would be several trillion to one, but NO! Kirk: So what's your point Bones?
SteveWD	Yeah, but can he dribble?
Exodore	Kirk: What is he smilling about?!?!? Bones: I dont know... Where is Sulu? ... Sulu: Helloooooooooooooooo!
Bird of Prey	Apollo: "Sacrifice me a virgin!" Kirk: "I doubt that you'll find any virgins on MY ship..."
Bird of Prey	Apollo (to Kirk) : "Priapus? Is that you?"

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