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17 Jan 2010

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drow The Vulcan Butt Pinch. Surprising the hell out of humans since 2200.

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Mr. President Blalock: "Mr. Trineer? Mr. Berman and Mr. Braga would like a word with you in their private office."
drow T'pol: "Mr. Tucker, welcome to the far future."
Trip: "I thought the Vulcan Science Thingy said time travel was impossible?"
T'pol: "We exaggerated."
Trip: "And what's with all the lens flares?"
T'pol: "That is what we are here to discover."
Bird of Prey Trip: "What happens if we screw up this dangerous mission?"
T'Pol: "Red blood will flow."
Trip: "Don't you mean red AND green blood?"
T'Pol: "No."
Will Deker Hot Vulcan ushers...IN SPAAACE!
Jonesy "Give me green tea. Or this human gets it."
OlderThanTOS T'Pol: It puts the lotion on its skin!
Trip: Ya' know, when you suggested we play Vulcan Slave, I had something different in mind...
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "T'Pol, is that a gun in your hand or are you happy to see me?"
T'Pol: "I was going to ask you the same question."
Merat The Vulcan Ass-Grab. Not as well known as the neck pinch, but just as effective.
Frankie Chestnuts Three boobs walk into a bar...
drow T'Pol: "Nobody moves, or blondie here gets a face full of phaser!"
Archer (off-screen): "... Okay, shoot him."
drow Trip: "So, are you going to stun me with your phaser?"
T'pol: "No, I shall use the Vulcan Butt Pinch instead."
Trip: "Oh..." *thud*
drow T'pol: "My human has crashed again, for the fifth time this week, and his registry is corrupted. I demand a refund."
drow T'pol: "Now tell the Vulcan High Command what you did to get me pregnant."
Trip: "I, uh..."
Bird of Prey T'Pol: *whisper, whisper*
Trip: "Now? Here?? Are you out of your Vulcan mind??"
T'Pol: "No, just kinky."
The Geek BEEP- "Hello, you have reached Trip Tucker. I'm not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as possible." BEEP
Will Deker And NOW for the paddling of the swollen ass...WITH PADDLES!
Bird of Prey T'Pol: "Take me to your leader, Earth-man!"
Trip: "The point of erotic role plays is to be someone DIFFERENT than in real life!"
Steamrunner92 Trip: "Dear God.. THAT'S how they plan on ending the series?!"
T'Pol: "Which is why we must stop them now..."
Bird of Prey Trip: "Really?? You went first place in last year's 'Alpha Quadrant's Next Top Model'-season?"
T'Pol: "Because of my three very helpful 'talents'."
Trip: "Ooh, I underst- what, THREE??"
T'Pol: "The third one was my good aim with a phase pistol."
nerd86 Trip: Slowly succumbing to gay beam... quick show me your boobs, it's the only way!
T'Pol: I'm not falling for the same trick a seventh time.
Mr. President Here we see a 22nd Century James Bond with his nemesis's newest and deadliest henchwoman: Boob Job.
drow Trip: "I love you, honeybunny!"
T'Pol: "I love you more, snugglebum!"
Trip: "No, I love YOU more, jigglesnuzzle!"
T'Pol: "Okay, but Daddy still says you have to fight a wild sehlat before you can date me. Get in there, coochiebutton."
Captain Redbeard Wait, T'pol! Wait... wait... Okay, now pull my finger.
Cyrus Ramsay Minister (off screen): "Charles Tucker, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Trip: "Does it look like I have a choice?"

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