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19 Apr 2009

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Mr. President At the Enterprise's Christmas parties, Kirk found it easier to just wear the mistletoe on his head.

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drow Uhura: "What are you thinking of?"
Kirk: "I'm visualizing a mirror."
DBB "Sir, your phaser is hurting my leg."
"That's not my phaser."
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Hello, I'm a Mac."
Uhura "And I'm a mmmfmff."
Frankie Chestnuts "They've got their "Vulcan Mind Meld". Let me introduce you to the "Shatner Lip Lock"."
Guybrush Uhura: "Why not, no one's watching this season anyway."
AJ OK, OK, I'll kiss you! Just stop singing!
Pinky & the Brain To boldly go where no man has gone before....
Erm actually, erm
To Boldly go where no man has gone before, after Spock, Sulu, Checkov, Mcoy and Ensign Redshirt
Scion Ninja Shatner: Would it help if I sung something like Barry White?
Captain 8472 Kirk: I must confess... I have 147 forms of VD.
Acid The Power of Kirk Compells you.
Odinson Is it weird if I call you Bones?
AJ ... and just a fraction of a second later, Uhura brought her knee up. Hard!
MetalHead And suddenly he realized that she wasn't just closing her eyes, she was actually dead. Serenading her just wasn't working...
Scarlet And here, we see a screen shot of what Star Trek would've looked like if it had been written my Geneous Roddenberrious.
BJH Even after 40 years, you can still tell Uhura's heart just wasn't in it.
Lucky Strike Kirk burned with yearning for Uhura... much like the sensation he would experience in the bathroom soon after.
Lucky Strike Kirk: Veni, vidi, vici.
jg Kirk, Captain, friend, vampire at night.
Schizo-Hal A brave actress in so many ways...
Foxbat "Now this is a blow up doll I could get used to..."
Foxbat Might I recommend a Tic-Tac, or a Mentos? PLEASE!!?
Mr. President Kirk, his communicator open; Uhura, her hailing frequencies closed.

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