Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Mr. President	"Remember, if anyone asks, they aren't carpet burns, it's Rigellian measles."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Scion Ninja	BOM-CHICKA-BOW-WOW!!! (enough said)
Lucky Strike	T'Pol: I feel like thousands of men from the early 21st century have been staring at my butt for the past seven days... Tucker: Don't be ridiculous, that would imply we're on some sort of competition that typically lasts one week, and where people would make inane comments about a picture that is presented to them. That is, unless the webmaster forgets or is busy, then men would be staring at you for two weeks.
Mr. President	"Dammit, I'm not taking this lying down!"
The Geek	Trip: "How does that feel, baby?" T'Pol: "Mmm, lower." Trip (with a deeper voice): "How does that feel, baby?"
Captain 8472	Trip: His probe ready. T'Pol: Her authorization denied.
Sokratis	This photo is an optical illusion. If you stare at it long enough, eventually you'll notice the guy and the chair in the background
The Geek	The photo that launched a thousand fanfics...
Tsukiyumi	Trip: "Honey, I'm not complaining, but are there shoulder pads in your pajamas?"
Blaston Phools	Trip: No, turn the other way and face toward the webcam.
Merat	"Why are your toenails painted red?" "Even among my people, it can make us feel pretty." "Doesn't it interfere with your duty and image?" "Nah, the engines don't care."
Tiberius	Unbelievable Foot Pleasure - the other UFP.
Tiberius	TRIP: So, T'Pol, what do you think the winning caption will be? T'POL: I don't know, but if they could see the gas mask I have to wear because of your sweaty boot rash, it would probably be something about me being Darth Vader and speculating on why I was making those gasping noises...
Mr. President	Star Trek III - The Search For Socks
lexxonnet	Tpol: What's that I feel? Trip: Have you ever watched Monty Python?
Acid	You know, I can see from here that your carpet matchs the curtains...
The Geek	Trip: "I picked a hell of a day to give up sex."
jg	Trip: What was this Vulcan ritual called again. T'Pol: It's called the Ritual of Your'notgettinganytonight.
Nutso	Enterprise even makes massages look boring.
Tsukiyumi	"Y'know, T'pol, I suggested we 69, not 77..."
BigMac1212	Trip: Surely, this can't be a logical way of massaging. T'Pol: It is, and don't call me Shirley.
Schizo-Hal	Interspecies Mating got off to a slow start...
The Geek	"... so tell me, T' Pol... do you like movies about gladiators?"
The Geek	GAY TEST: If you noticed Trip without a shirt on before you noticed the butt in the foreground, then I have some bad news for you...
Tobias	(Mayweather enters and bites his lip) T'Pol: Ensign, are you alright? You seem to be in pain. Mayweather: Must... not... sing... I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY, THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET...

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