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| Name | Caption |
| Wacky | "Doctor... why is a Barry White soundtrack playing?" |
| Name | Caption |
| Rob | THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT! |
| Hugh Jass | What do you mean Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who? |
| My Name Is Nobody | Phlox: Then I rammed my ovipositor down your throat and layed eggs in your chest. |
| Ty G. | Phlox: Here you go Mr. Reed. Side affects may include; nausia, vomiting, severe migraines, halitosis, anal seepage, coma, death, skin irritation, and premature ejaculation. Reed: ... um... never mind, I think I'll just suffer with my dry eyes. |
| DanielB | Phlox: "Good news, Lieutenant, we're naming a disease after you!" |
| Exodore | "...And that's how Denobulans reproduce... Any question?" |
| lexxonnet | Phlox: By the way Mr. Reed... have you seen my Rigelian Vibrating Leech? |
| jg | Reed was admitted to sickbay after being in shock after seeing how bad the scipt was for "These are the Voyages.." |
| mwhittington | Reed: Doctor, doctor! I'm not wearing any pants! What is wrong with me!? Phlox: Well, for starters, I can clearly see...you're nuts! |
| McFortner | Phlox: Interesting. Do you have any Denobulan in you Mr. Reed? Reed: No, why? Phlox: Would you like some? |
| Griddles | Brokeback Sickbay |
| Mr. President | Phlox: "Come on now, Mr. Reed, you know the procedure. You went to boarding school after all, didn't you?" |
| Enzo Aquarius | And thus Starfleet could coin the phrase, "Where no leech has gone before." |
| Rat Boy | Reed: "You put the osmotic eel where, exactly?" |
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