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1. In which episode does Quark say "Go ahead, kill me! That's why I'm here, isn't it, to be killed? Well, here I am, so go ahead and do it. You all want me to pick up that sword and try to fight him, don't you? But I don't have a chance and you know it! You only want me to put up a fight so your precious honour will be satisfied. Well, I'm not going to make it so easy for you. Having me fight D'Ghor is nothing more than an execution, so, if that's what you want, that's what you'll get. An execution. No honour, no glory. And when you tell your children and your grandchildren the glorious story of how you rose to power and took Grilka's House from her, I hope you remember to tell them how you heroically killed an unarmed Ferengi half your size."?


2. In which episode does Thomas Riker say "Looks like you've got your evening all planned out. I hope you left room for the unexpected."?


3. In which episode does Paris say "I know that I've been acting like a jerk for the last couple of months. Unfortunately, I had to behave that way if the spy was going to believe that I really wanted to leave the ship. So, I'd like to apologize to anyone that I might have offended... especially Commander Chakotay, I gave him a pretty hard time. Not that it wasn't a certain amount of fun, mind you."?


4. Who said "Poverty was eliminated on Earth a long time ago. And a lot of other things dissapeared with it; hopelessness, despair, cruelty..."?


5. In which episode does Gary Seven say "Agents are male and female, descendants of human ancestors taken from Earth approximately six thousand years ago. They're the product of generations of training for this mission. Problem. Earth technology and science have progressed faster than political and social knowledge. Purpose of mission. To prevent Earth's civilisation from destroying itself before it can mature into a peaceful society."?


6. Who said "That was the equation! Existence! Survival must cancel out programming!"?


7. Who said "Swimming is too much like... bathing!"?


8. In which episode does Torres say "No one has a family like this... this is a fantasy! You're not going to learn anything from living with these... lollipops."?


9. Who said "So... Captain Alonzo Vandermeer. Is that his Walkman?"?


10. In which episode does Trip say "If you don't start moving in the next five seconds, I'm gonna take my phase pistol and shoot you in the ass!"?


11. Who said "This is coming dangerously close to hijinks."?


12. In which episode does Pressman say "Will, don't worry. It won't be like it was twelve years ago… and this time no one's going to stop us."?


13. In which episode does McCoy say "You've got your problems, I've got mine. But he's got ours, plus his, plus four hundred and thirty other people."?


14. In which episode does Odo say "There is no profit in kindness."?


15. Who said "We've been on this path for quite some time. But now, what was once theory, just endless studies and tests, has finally become our reality. We are sending humans further than we have ever gone before."?


16. Who said "The offender, Miles O'Brien, human, officer of the Federation Starfleet, has been found guilty of aiding and abetting seditious acts against the state. The sentence is death. Let the trial begin!"?


17. In which episode does Nona say "We must fight or die! Is dying better? You would let him die when you have weapons to make him powerful and safe? Then he has the wrong friends! And I have the wrong husband!"?


18. In which episode does Weyoun say "Gods don't make mistakes."?


19. In which episode does Yar say "Guinan says I died a senseless death in the other time line. I didn't like the sound of that, Captain. I've always known the risks that come with a Starfleet uniform. If I'm to die in one, I'd like my death to count for something."?


20. In which episode does Bashir say "Nothing makes them happy. They are dedicated to being unhappy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go. They are ambassadors of unhappy!"?



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