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|DBB||Kes: You have to relax your eyes. Allow them to cross while looking at the picture and the hidden image will appear. It's a flying bird.
|MR. WORF||Ethan Philips was having a tough time in the first season reading the teleprompter with his prosthetics .|
|Chromedome||"And the winner of the most god awful haircut in Starfleet goes to ...."|
|AdmiralM||Story line 2yr alien girl old ugly alien man.Who wrote this Harvy Weinstien.
|Bird of Prey||Kes: "Ohn no..."
Neelix: "Are this... the Captain and Mr. Paris!?"
Kes: "Yes. And apparently they turned into salamanders."
Neelix: "What? Again!?"
|Bird of Prey||When a Trek episode's plot is so ridiculous that it shatters even the CHARACTERS' suspension of disbelief...|
|The Geek||Neelix: "Why are the males always getting naked?"
Kes: "This is 'Enterprise', it just happens. Now shut up, I'm trying to watch..."
|Bird of Prey||Noticing the reactions of his shipmates, the Doctor immediately regretted adding hair to his program...|
|Skipbear||"Oh, so that's what's in a 'Dirty Janeway'".|
|Mikey||"...L. I. X.... okay, second line, er, S. U. C. K. S... umm, Doctor? About this eye chart..."|
|Bird of Prey||Kes: "Uh.... Captain? We have a question..."
Neelix: "...what exactly does 'main computer core deleted' mean?"
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Kes, don't tell the Starfleet people, but I always have trouble reading that damn font that their LCARS uses..."|
|Bird of Prey||Kes: "...and this planet is really called Squint?"
Neelix: "I think... I know why..."
|Chromedome||"Neelix, is that Frankie Chestnuts?"|
|DBB||Shock and awe.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||The first day of shooting, The cast is always surprised seeing themselves after coming out of makeup. Jennifer is particularly surprised because Ethan hasn’t been to makeup yet.|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Captain, where did you learn to do Uhura's fan dance...?|
|Obama3rdterm||Watching the election results with surprise and disbelief.|
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "Our Mirror Universe counterparts are supposed to be our polar opposites, right? So why is mine looking so... so...."
Kes: "Fascinatingly handsome... Sigh..."
|Bird of Prey||Neelix: "What is this hideous alien monster, staring back at me?"
Kes: "That's a mirror, Neelix."
|Mikey||"What do you make of that, Neelix"
"I could make a hat, I could make a brooch, I could make a pterodactyl..."
|The Geek||If these two were to merge in a transporter malfunction, the resulting being's name could be Kleenex.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Neelix: "What the hell IS that thing?"
Kes: "Well... that's a bunny rabbit in a stocking up at the top. And THAT is a Christmas tree."
|jg||Kes: Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Neelix: Yes, we're watching our careers going away.
|Cyrus Ramsay||Ethan:"Have we really signed up for seven years of this?"
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