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In an homage to the "Picard Maneuver" , Riker demonstrates the "Weinstein Maneuver", by readjusting someone else's clothing.
Riker, to self: well, I've mastered using my "inside voice", now I have to practice using my "inside self".
Riker (R): "Just have a look at him..."
Manua: "I can't!"
Riker (R): "It's OK... He's not that scary."
Manua: "BUT HE IS!"
Riker (R): "Don't worry... He's no scarier then I am."
Nelson (Off stage): "HA-HAAH!!!"
It's gonna take a lot of therapy to process this...
Riker, on the left: Technically, it's not a three-way if two of the parties / party-ers are ME.
Dancing the Troika.... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Riker, TNG
Riker, in the middle: Stop moving around - I'm trying to get this BIG BUG off your head!
wikiHow - How to do anything:
What does being "taken aback” mean? diagram #3: how to recognize it.
Riker (R): "Ignore him... He'll go away eventually."
Mott is a liar. That is not straight as he described it.
Riker (L): No wonder all the ladies refuse to dance with me! My posture is awful!"
So it's true, that uniform makes my butt look huge!
Riker (L): "That was so stupid of me, I could kick myself in the butt!"
Riker: "Baby, where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "Why are you talking to yourself?"
Everyone has an evil twin.
Attack of the clones.
Riker: "Geordi, why is there a woman making out with a holographic me on Holodeck 3?!"
Geordi: "Sorry, Commander! She found my Leah Brahms program and copied the basic idea..."
Data was very confused to discover Commander Riker beside himself with laughter.
Riker (L): "What the hell?
If only he knew...
What in hell did Mot do to my hair?
Riker (L): "If this woman is really a fairy, I am not Will Riker!"
I did not touch that woman inappropriately! That holoprogram has been faked!
Send in the Clones
Freudian Twins
Riker: "How did you solve the problem of replicative fading?"
Riker #2: "Beats the heck out of me, yawl"
Riker: "Just think if there was three of me, there could be a Riker on every shift!"
Riker has an out of body experience, but, thankfully not an out of uniform one!
Riker (thinking): "I thought I murdered that clone in it's pod".
One of these things isn't like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing isn't like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Riker: "I'm just a little more rape-y then I remember".
Riker, the Weinstein years!
Riker: "She appears to be being attacked by a giant moth."
Riker: "Yes, I can see I'm attempting to restrain her so you can remove it."
Riker: "That's your story and we're sticking to it!"
Riker: "Are you looking at me kid?"
Singing: "All by myself..." (and another woman)
When Riker was accused of sexual harassment he was beside himself.
Riker (on the left): '"Oh God, my haircut looks terrible from behind!"
Riker (L): "Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!”
Riker (R): "Lionel! From the African Education Conference!"
Riker (L): "Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion."
Riker (R): "I remember the pavilion - we had big fun there!"
Both: "Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah! Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah!"
Riker (R): "Oh, memories!"
Riker(L): "...and I will call him... Mini-Me"
Riker (L): "Look at my sexy body… Oh Yeah!… I am a sexy beast!"
Riker getting Ricker'd by... Riker.
Two! Two Rikers! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Riker's eyes are clearly focused on the one he finds more attractive.
Why did nobody tell me I have a bald spot on the back of my head?
The "it was my evil clone" excuse may work for Riker - but not for Weinstein and Spacey...
What am I seeing myself do? Is this how I dance?
Woman: "Hello, I am a fairy, and I'll grant you one wish!"
Riker: "Great! Then I wish that I could watch myself making out with you!"
The Riker Maneuver was born during attempts at seduction. Riker, whos advances were failing, suddenly swung his leg over a chair and walked towards the female. Doing so Riker appeared to be in two places at once. When mojo from the newly-moved officer reached the female, mojo from its previous position was still arriving, so the female effectively "saw" two Riker's in different locations.
Riker (L): "Oh, Yeah... I think I got a shot at a Three-Way!"
Damn, we both came to the party dressed as Riker!
Riker : Sniff ... Sniff .... Sniff .... Good god Thomas what did you eat ???
A Transporter Accident waiting..Oh to late..
Do I really look like that from the back? No wonder people laugh behind it.
Riker is always planning his next move.
Riker: See, skin discoloration. A classic symptom of the Krieger parasite.
Thomas: We'll beam down some medical gel to fix that right up!
Thankfully, Riker always had himself to get out of embarrassing/incriminating situations.
Will Riker finally finds someone with whom he has hopelessly fallen in deep, mad love. There is a woman there as well.
Thomas struggled with how to dance , as Will looked on very worried.
Dianna's not going to like this!
" that a pimple behind my ear?"
One of these things is not like the...Oh, never mind.
"OMG, did they really give us THAT caption!"
You put your Riker in, your Riker out, in, out, in, out and shake him all about!
"I agree, his aftershave is rather overpowering!"
Twins Basil! Twins!
Riker: “Will Riker... Rush Chairman... Damn glad to meet you.”
Riker discovers the Harvy Winestein holodeck program was designed in his likeness.
It created a SUBSTITUTE!
Riker, 'Damn, I'm smooth!'
Where's Thomas
Riker: Geordi! The mobile emitter is malfunctioning again!!
Guess which Riker is id, and which Riker is superego.
Wesley suddenly realises the problem with disguising himself as Riker.
"Hey, lady! What have you just trodden on?"
"I think it's a DITL captioneer."
"Oh, well that's OK then. Yhey deserve it after all those captions they give us each month."
"Oh hell, lady! What have you just trodden on?"
Riker regrets advising Wesley that he needed to look older in order to pull the girls
"If you're not on the list ... then you're not getting in!"
"Sorry lady, this is a Riker party. You can't come in unless you look like Riker!"
Will Riker does "The Enemy Within".
Riker: "Aw, C'MON, Thomas, not again! Stop stealing my girlfriends!"
After having some scotch with Mr. Scott , Riker realizes he's seeing things. Or is he ?
The good news: Johnathan Frakes got a wax figure of himself at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum.
The bad news: it was mislabeled as Harvey Weinstein.
Hre we see a typical example of the general downturn in masculinity in future centuries. Kirk could keep a woman satisfied all on his own, but a generation later men have to clone themselves to give an acceptable performance.
Riker: "Don't worry, Will Riker will help you!"
Woman: "Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?"
Riker: "Well..."
Eenie meenie miney moe, catch a Riker by his toe ...
Johnathan Frakes wonders if his agent has negotiated double the normal appearance fee for this episode.
"Riker you sly fox, I knew I was a smooth operator!"
"I choose ... YOU!"
"Hey lady! Why him? What's he got that I haven't ???"
"Oh wow! Life size Riker action figures, I got to get me one of these!"
Special Offer! This month only! Riker's - Two for the price of one!
Riker is beside himself ...
Riker (L): "Just HOW many hands does this chick have?"
Riker (L) to self: "That poor, unlucky sucker's wearing a 'red shirt'. We all know what THAT means!"
Riker (L): "Whoa... This is wild! I SWEAR I've seen this dude before..."
William: "Tom? Tom Riker... is that you?"
Thomas: "WILLIE! You old Horndog! How long has it been?"
William: "God... YEARS! Was it shore leave on Risa?"
Thomas: "Remember those Dabo girls?"
[Laughing uncontrollably]
Riker: "Back off, dude... I saw her first!"
Riker (L): "May I cut in?"
Manua: "CHRIST! I thought ONE of you was too much to take!!"
Riker (L): "That uniform DOES make my ass look big!"
Annoying Dance Instructors... IN SPAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE
OMG !!! Look at that hair cut !!! Look at those shoulders , I need to work out way more.
Sheesh !!! I confront a grieving woman and what do I get ..... charged with murder !!!!
William Riker: Dammit, Tom!
Thomas Riker: What? Isn't this what you would do?
Will: *facepalm*
Riker (L): "YOWZA! Who IS that handsome fella?"
Riker, to self: Come to think of it, maybe all my "harmless flirting" COULD be seen as inappropriate sexual conduct.
OK, so that's not the right way to behave on a date. Good to know. Computer, restart simulation.
That awkward moment when you go back in time realize that what seemed like a wonderful date at the time was actually awkward as h@ll.
That awkward moment when you go back in time finad out realize that what seemed like a wonderful date at the time was actually awkward as h@ll.
Left Riker: ''Who are you!?"
Right Riker: "I am you from the future! I got a bit nostalgic for my old girlfriend after we broke up..."


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