Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Kevin P.	Bones, I think you'd better get down here, STAT. Spock has crowned himself King of the Machine People again.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Cpt. James T	Archival photo for Leonard Nimoy's next book; 'I am not Spock's brain.'
Griddles	Kirk: Call me back later, Scotty, this staring contest is getting intense.
Griddles	When asked what was wrong with Spock, Kirk knew the answer was a no-brainer.
Zeke Thorne	Shatner: Kirk...to ENTERPRISE...SOMETHING...has stolen Mr. Spock's...BRAIN. Nimoy: I used to be a real actor once, you know.
Zeke Thorne	Amusingly enough, the "technology" on Nimoy's head looks more convincing than what's on Shatner's head.
Captain Nathan	Bones: "It appears Spock has come under the influcence of an alien fuzzy logic machine. He keeps saying that each new version of MS IE is newer and therefore logically it must be more stable and secure. What do I do?" Bones: "Just slap him in the face."
Lister	Kirk: Spocik, if you are going to go as a blind engineer from the future, at least put the VISOR on the front of your head.
Traje	"I know it's uncomfortable, Spock. But Mr. Berman INSISTS that all male characters go through the 'Heterosexualiser' just to be sure!"
Spike	Kirk: hey look guys, if i twist this... see?!?! his ears wiggle! heee hee!
Griddles	And so, it came to pass, that Spock missing vital organ was replaced with a mechanical hat. Tune in next time when the terror is revisited, in "Kirk's Libido"! * DUN DUN DUNNNNNN *
Lucky Strike	Kirk: If you're blue and you dunno where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? Spock: PUTTING ON THE RITZ!
Lucky Strike	You can brainwash Ian Kennedy in order to win the caption competition you say? Make him sway his brother!
CharonX	Apple's new music player that transmits the sound waves directly into the brain has been affectionately dubbed the 'iSpock'
whyz-one	Spock, you seem to have your head caught in some sort of... mechanical rice picker.
Lister	Kirk: Testing, testing. Spock, can you hear me? Spock: I am standing right here. Kirk: You're coming through good and loud. Spock: Because I am standing right here.
DavidLPBC	Spock: "What do you think, Jim? Is it me?" Kirk: "Hold that thought. Kirk to fashion police... We've got an emergency down here."
Mikey	"Come in, Mr. Scott - I checked it just like you told me, but it keeps saying 'Activation of Spock requires Windows Third Millenium service pack 44,651,342.'"
Wacky	And it was at this moment that the Crime against Humanity they call Slash Fiction was born.
Dennie Hebels	Kirk: Now keep perfectly still, Spock. I'm about to activate the barber-o-matic 2000.
Wacky	"Spock, I don't care if you're wearing a humour enhancer, you are NOT FIT to judge the Caption Competition!"

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