|Frankie Chestnuts||Due to the lack of vulcans on DS9, the regulars had to make due. Here we see a rather pitiful attempt at a nerve punch.|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: ''Hmmmmm! I begin to understand why the Ferengi are so fond of that!''|
|Frankie Chestnuts||The keeper of the Orb of Magic performs the ritualistic pulling of a slip of latinum out of Sisco's ear.
Next, she will steal his nose.
|Bird of Prey||Kai Opaka: ''It is confirmed! You are indeed the Ear-missary!''|
|Bird of Prey||Kai Opaka: ''This ritual used to also involve screaming into one's ear. But this was abolished 200 years ago, because it was considered too brutal.''|
|Rylan Sato||Kai: This was not the expression I was expecting while pulling on his ear to inflict pain.|
|Rylan Sato||Sisko remembers when the caption competition had different winners and not the same ones every month.|
|Captain Redbeard||On Bajor, Ceti eel removal requires less screaming and phasering than Chekov's ordeal.|
|Captain Redbeard||A typical Starfleet promotion ceremony. Here an admiral pulls a captain's pip out of Commander Sisko's ear.|
|Bird of Prey||Kai Opaka: ''My mind to your mind... My thoughts to your thoughts...''
Sisko: ''You're not Vulcan. This is illogical.''
|EMH_MkI||"They're not lobes but they'll do."|
|EMH_MkI||"The off switch must be here somewhere..."
"Oh baby, it's on! It's definitely on!"
|N'tran DS 12||"Commander, have you explored your Pagh?"
Sisko nearly shouts "Aaahh!"
Hard pinch to the ear
Brings out a tear
The Kai has fingernails like a claw.
|MR. WORF||Hmmm.... that feels good . Oh Oh I think it's working !!! Damn !! Where the washroom .!!!!! This really works for constipation !!!|
|Adam||Oop! Found a penny!|
|MR. WORF||We are now one , connected . You will obey my wishes .
Sisko : Not in your life time.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko (to self): "Think about baseball... Think about baseball."|
|Bird of Prey||Kai Opaka: ''Quark's are bigger.''
Sisko: ''You don't say!''
|PegasusJF||The Bajoran religious observance for pinching the ear led to a rather interesting set of intimate rituals in Bajoran society.|
|mikey||Iman, offscreen: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place!"|
|mikey||"...and that is why I think it's unbecoming for the commander of this station to wear a 'Playboy bunny' earring."|
|McFortner||All I need is the right ear and my life-sized Sisko model will be complete!|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: ''Sigh... And Dr. Bashir will be so confused when he sees that I have a bruised ear AGAIN..."|
|ithekro||Lobeplay became standard practice in the mid-24th century.|
|MR. WORF||OMG !! It's getting bigger and harder. ...... Stupid Blackhead.|
|Sondak||"Just be glad you're human, Sisko. Whenever I try to read a Ferengi's pagh, things get...weird..."|
|Bird of Prey||Kai Opaka: ''Ever thought about piercing your ear? You would look quite dashing with a huge golden ear ring! Like a pirate!''|
|PegasusJF||A frame from the very obscure sci-fi film "Invasion of the Ear Snatchers"|
|Bird of Prey||Kai Opaka: ''Did you know that your right lobe is a few millimeters longer than your left lobe?''|
|PegasusJF||Sisko: What the hell are you doing?
Kai: Uh, Vulcan Neck Pinch?
Sisko: No, stupid, you're touching the wrong spot, it's where the shoulder reaches the neck
Sisko: Yeah! (collapses)
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: ''No offense, but the Vulcan method of pinching someone into unconsciousness is far more effective.''|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: ''Pull as many coins from behind my ear as you want. I know that this is just a slight of hand bit of stage magic, not a special power granted to you by the Prophets!''|
|Miss Marple||Proof that airplane seats are getting more and more cramped.|
|N'tran DS 12||Fistful of Lobes|
|N'tran DS 12||Deep Space 9's version of Spock's Brain....
|PegasusJF||You know what the difference between you and me is: I make this look good.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kai Opaka: "Who's the best non-voluntary Emissary of the Prophets??? Who's the best? YOU ARE!!! YES, you are!!"|
|AJ||Get ready for the Star Trek version of Reservoir Dogs!|
|N'tran DS 12||DS 9's version of "Wink of an Eye"...
"Pinch of an Ear".
|Admiral Adam||Sisko: "Hey... now I see why the Ferengi love this!"|
|woodside||"There's a certain Vulcan I know that should be your next target -- I mean, guest."|
|DBB||Opaka: I learned this from that Ferengi bartender. He had me do it to him. He seemed to like it.
Sisko: ...you need to stop what you're doing.
|DBB||Is he asleep? He fell asleep. Wake him up. Poke him or something. Grab his ear.|
|DBB||Not every one keeps their genitals in the same place.|
|Cyrus Ramsay||The smaller the mind, the less contact you need for a mind-meld.|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Data isn't the only Starfleet officer to have a conveniently placed "on/off" switch.|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: ''I am not a Vulcan.''
Kai Opaka: ''Uh... What's your point?''
Sisko: ''Exactly. There is no point.''
|Bird of Prey||Sisko was expecting something different when he was ordered to attend a hearing...|
|Cyrus Ramsay||I'd like to see how the Kai can pluck a coin from Sisko's ear in a cashless economy.|
|McFortner||Oh, keep still, it's normal for a pierced ear to bleed a little. Don't be such a baby.
|PegasusJF||Sisko had to get over his kaciraffphobia very quickly.|
|Bird of Prey||Sisko (thinking): I'll ask Kai Winn if she wants to feel Quark's pagh too. She has probably never heard of oo-mox - that will be funny!|
|Macrozz77||Ahh that feels good.|
|PegasusJF||I just love your lobes, they are so soft and gooshy!|
|PegasusJF||The Kai gets a lot of Ferengi converts this way|
|PegasusJF||As a reward for years of service, the prophets surrendipitously changed Siskos ears to act like Ferengi ears.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko: I DO realize I'm the Emissary of the Prophets... But I can clean my own ears. Now get me a Q-Tip and lick my feet."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko: I DO realize I'm the Emissary of the Prophets... But I can clean my own ears. Now get me a Q-Tip and brush my teeth."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko: I DO realize I'm the Emissary of the Prophets... But I can clean my own ears. Now get me a Q-Tip and carry me back to my quarters."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko: "I REALLY don't get it... WHAT does Quark see in this?|
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