|Miss Marple||Fortunately for the rest of us, in space, no one can hear you scream.|
|Miss Marple||No one can hear you scream.... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!|
|MLCoolJ||A young trekkie's reaction to Leonard Nimoy's death.
RIP Leonard Nimoy.
|Miss Marple||NOT SPOCK!
Kill off all the Crawleys you want, but not SPOCK!
Damn you, Downton Abbey!!!!!!!!!!
|Bird of Prey||Kid: ''No!!! DON'T LET WILLIAM SHATNER AT THE KARAOKE MACHINE!!''|
|Miss Marple||Long before Kirk's receding hairline was the youthful "proceeding hairline".|
|The Geek||Home Alone 6: Lost in the Delta Quadrant|
|Miss Marple||Another short, bossy, ronery, guy with a BAD haircut.|
|Miss Marple||Mom, afterwards: If you EVER, act like this AGAIN, in front of the HUMANS...!
Who HASN'T heard this?
|Miss Marple||We can do better for our kids.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Little Frankie Chestnuts after not winning his first DITL Caption Competition.
Little did anyone know that in 7 short years he would be the most well known and decorated captioneer of all time.
|AJ||OMG, why are you showing me Janeway in a bathtub? Please, make it go away!|
|Bird of Prey||He has only himself to blame, for it was his own decision to watch ''Spock's Brain'', ''Shades of Gray'', ''Threshold'' and ''These Are the Voyages...'' back to back in one row.|
|N'tran DS 12||"Kid, don't get cocky."|
"...and here we are at Sea World. Jerome was a little over-tired here. I think he had one too many Slurpees by this time. He was better after he had a little nap."
"OOH... Here's when we were sitting in the Shamu's Splash Zone!"
|AJ||I don't think that children should be encouraged to have tantrums, but when I see that outfit I cannot help but sympathize.|
|Captain Redbeard||Floor-colored thumb tacks... IN SPACE!|
|The Geek||Star Trek: The Prepubescent Generation|
|PegasusJF||Yes, if an insignificant little tweet/post, usually taken out of context (or simply not worth the indignation) by the wretched masses causing a broo hah hah that ruins the victims job/marriage/life, I would be awestruck too, but you need to show more visible rage young man.|
|AJ||"Stop whining kid, just be glad we didn't make you wear a red shirt."|
|Bird of Prey||Kid: ''I have mown your lawn, walked your dog and painted your fence - only for you to tell me that money is obsolete in the 24th century??''|
|Bird of Prey||*discovers that he is related both to William Shatner AND Patrick Steward, nervously checks his own hairline*|
|N'tran DS 12||A glimpse of exactly how far down Jadzia's spots go....|
|Frankie Chestnuts||The first certified Male Diva: "Why are there no fresh flowers in my dressing room?? NO FRESH FLOWERS!!! And I wanted SKITTLES!!! SKITTLES not M&M's. And there was rye bread on my cold cut platter. RYE BREAD! I WANTED WHITE!! And I SPECIFICALLY requested RC COLA!! Not Pepsi. I HATE FRIGGIN' PEPSI."|
|Robert||Why am I on UPN? WHERE IS MY AGENT?|
|The Geek||Ahh, a rare picture of The Geek from his childhood. Here, we see his reaction to The Final Frontier.|
|The Geek||Child, his face twisted in terror. His hair, feathered and carefully coiffed.|
|The Geek||Accidentally saw how far down Neelix's spots go.|
|Guybrush||My reaction after the new Trek films went back in time and erased all the events I grew up watching on the shows.|
|Guybrush||Seen immediately following the Star Trek V premiere.|
|Guybrush||Note in log: The "Picard Maneuver" not to be performed in front of children.|
|Bird of Prey||Kid: ''No, no, NO! I want a shirt that is green at the shoulders, and the red part BELOW that! God, can't you people do anything right here?''|
|N'tran DS 12||The Balance of Terror tilts toward the young side.|
|N'tran DS 12||"Don't call me TINY."|
|Defiant688||"Oh God Noes!, He's dead jim... HE'S DEAD!!!!!!! NOOOOO...AAAARRGGGHH!!!|
|Bird of Prey||Kid: ''They'll show me in this outfit on color TV!?''|
|mwhittington||Where will you be when your diahrrea strikes!?|
|Miss Marple||Remember how you felt when YOU saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause...|
The only thing worse that watching something Shatner directed is listening to him sing.
The only thing worse that watching something Shatner directed is listening to him sing.
|Miss Marple||HI! TONIGHT'S MENU'S SPECIALS ARE...
A waiter with enthusiasm... and a lot of FLAIR...
|Miss Marple||Brownbacking means WHAT?!?!?!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"NOOOOOOO!!! Don't make me watch 'The Final Frontier'!!!"|
|Bird of Prey||Kid: ''This Starfleet uniform has the completely wrong colors! they laughed at me at the convention!''|
|Bird of Prey||Kid: ''I am NOT like Wesley Crusher!!!''|
|mwhittington||Wear the Rainbow! Taste the Rainbow!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of Rainbow Skittles burst?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"I see a little silhouetto of a man..."
Need we say any more?
|Bird of Prey||Kids hate it when you sew their clothes out of pieces of old Starfleet uniforms!|
|Sovereign||How many Trekkies react when they see JJ Abrams in the street.|
|AJ||More or less my reaction when I realized how badly the writers of "STar Trek: Into Darkness" had ripped off Diane Carey's "Dreadnought!"|
|N'tran DS 12||Unearthly Child.|
|Mr. Worf||WHAT !!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WALK HOME !! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE TRANSPORTER ???????|
|PegasusJF||"ANOTHER SUITOR FOR THE PRINCESS!!!!"|
|AJ||Mommy, they are making me wear ugly clothes!|
|C. W. Perkins||Reaction to the new double-stuffed pizza crust pizza ad.|
|C. W. Perkins||Please help us with your kind donations in finding a cure for Childhood Lock-jaw.|
|C. W. Perkins||A Human fly trap.|
|C. W. Perkins||The Human inner-child on Mondays before first cup of coffee.|
|C. W. Perkins||The Human inner-child on Mondays.|
|jg||Neelix's Warp Core Chili usually strikes instantly and without warning.|
|jg||Another loyal fan's reaction to what they did to Star Trek Enterprise with that finale.|
|Miss Marple||THAT was my GROWTH SPURT?|
|Miss Marple||Santorum means WHAT?!?!?|
|Miss Marple||Jon Stewart is LEAVING?!?!?!?|
|Bird of Prey||What idiot did bring his kid to Betazoid wedding? Now the poor boy is traumatized for life!|
|Demotox||I made my family disappear!|
|McFortner||I'm a guy, I don't need to wear this stupid girdle!|
|McFortner||Saved By The Bell: The Next Generation|
|Rylan Sato||I don't want to be Justin Beiber|
|IdeaDork||Arguably anyone's reaction to Kate Mulgrew. He'll get over it after season 2.|
|Bird of Prey||''...and what is your talent, boy?''
''I can impersonate famous Starfleet officers, like for example Captain Picard.''
''Is that so? then show it to us, please.''
''THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!''
|mwhittington||Star Trek: Deep Space Whine!|
|Coradi||My reaction when I saw Spock kissing Uhura;|
|Sondak||Thought he was "venting drive plasma" but it turned out to be a "warp core breach".|
|Sondak||Just realized ST:E was canon in both universes.|
|Bird of Prey||Kids: ''OK, so we have to wear school uniforms, I accept that. But why do they have to be SO EMBARRASSINGLY RIDICULOUS?!''|
|Foxbat||"Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father!?"|
|Foxbat||"They cancelled Firefly?!"|
|Foxbat||"This was supposed to be my chance to move up from 'glorified extra' to 'nameless crewman', and then this 'kid' steals my shot..."|
|Foxbat||"You WILL play the part of Ensign Wesley Crusher... or we kill this puppy..."|
|N'tran DS 12||Exhibit 1A in the paternity lawsuit against Captain and former Admiral James T Kirk.|
|N'tran DS 12||"I'm the result of Trip's pregnency?! Ahhhh!!"|
|MLCoolJ||During one of his visits to the past, Daniels told this boy that he was destined to join Starfleet...and wear a red shirt.|
|The Geek||"What do you mean not everything I read on the Internet is true?!?"|
|N'tran DS 12||The next Next Generation.|
|Jonesy||"Please, no more! Turn off that Shatner recording!"
|mikey||"Lemme go! I gotta get online! Someone on the internet was wrong about something!"|
|mikey||If you were a real Trekkie you'd get that last one.|
|mikey||This unfortunate young man was just informed that he was to be treated to a private listening party for "The Transformed Man."|
|mikey||"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"|
|Bird of Prey||Kid: ''AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!''
*window glass shatters, everyone gets sucked out into the vacuum of space*
|DBB||I said, show me your "war face," not your "coldest-toilet-seat-ever face."|
|DBB||The face of every Seattle Seahawks fan after the Super Bowl.|
|woodside||The internet, responding to every movie and video game announcement of the twenty-first century.|
|Borg||A reaction to riker in risan clothes!|
|N'tran DS 12||Friday's Child?|
|N'tran DS 12||"Spock, this 'child' is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth! Now, what do you suggest we do, spank it?"|
|NoMoe#15||"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH, the rebooted version of Khan is terrible. I wish it never existed".|
|Bird of Prey||Macaulay Culkin in ''Home Alone on Qo'noS''|
|PHRobertson||♫ You wake up late for school, Man, you don't wanna go! ♫|
|PHRobertson||If he thinks that shirt's bad, he should see the things Ethan Phillips had to wear week-in week-out.|
|PHRobertson||Yeah, I'd throw a tantrum if I had to wear that shirt too.|
|PHRobertson||Temper Tantrums... IN SPACE!|
|Miss Marple||Turns out herpes is actually NOT the worst outcome of unprotected sex.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||William Shatner's 'Transformed Man' is being re-released on vinyl???!!!
|Miss Marple||Kid, thinking to self: If I keep this up, they’re gonna reward my bad behavior in
|Mr. Worf||AAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! What do you mean I have to walk to school ????|
|EMH_MkI||Oh look, we've found the only demographic not enamored by a shirtless Shatner!|
|EMH_MkI||Aaaaand THAT was when he found out where babies came from...|
|NASCARtographer||Latika, his mouth wide, his teeth big.|
|NASCARtographer||Never one to pass up a cross-over opportunity, the producers of Star Trek successfully pitched a cameo by Macauly Culkin in the cult-classic episode "Home Alone 4: Lost in the Delta Quadrant."|
|PegasusJF||What the heck are you doing to the Offscreenian ambassador?!|
Not one of the better parenting styles.
|Miss Marple||This is how our inner child feels on a first date.|
|MLCoolJ||AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Goddammit, Neelix, put your shirt back on!|
|MLCoolJ||Hey! You let Wesley be a bridge officer when he was only 15! Why not me?|
|jg||I get that same look when I let my mom borrow my phone and she starts looking through the photos.|
|jg||Looks like Shatner's album found it's way into the stereo again.|
|Griffin||Tragedy struck as 'Threshold' was left in the DVD player|
|Admiral Adam||As a class project, reenact the Kirk scream:
|Frankie Chestnuts||Early auditions for the role of Wesley Crusher...
This kid wasn't a big enough whiner.
|Bird of Prey||News flash: Stuart Baird will direct Star Trek XIII, and William Shatner will write the script, in collaboration with Berman and Braga, who called it a ''valentine to the fans'.
Trek fans everywhere: ''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!'
|PegasusJF||The kid needs to work on his body language to make that scream look convincing.|
|PegasusJF||We have to wait 2 MONTHS to see who wins this thing?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|
|PegasusJF||Youthful disobedience....IN SPAAAAACE!!!|
|PegasusJF||I WANT MORE STAR TREK THE ANIMATED SERIES EPISODES!!!!|
|PegasusJF||The mental scars of witnessing a Klingon mating ritual up close...poor kid.|
|PegasusJF||Seeing Deanna Troi for the first time tends to be a mesmerizing experience.|
|AJ||Even as he screames for the teacher to help him, the bullies are lining up to give him a wedgie.|
|The Geek||The Ferengi mating ritual: What can be seen cannot be unseen.|
|The Geek||The latest generation responds to Shatner singing "Rocket Man".|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Pre-Teen Wind-Tunnel Testing...
|Frankie Chestnuts||Shot-Nosed Brat: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA... DON'T MAKE ME WEAR THE MAN-BODICE."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Shot-Nosed Brat: "I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Misbehavers at "Dr. Seuss Land".|
|Admiral Dunsel||AARRGGHHHHHH! I DON' WANNNA LOOK LIKE WESLEY CRUSHER!!!
|Borg||YOU'RE MAKING ME WATCH THE STAR TREK REBOOT!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!|
|Miss Marple||Kirk... overacting... as a child.|
|Miss Marple||"Who wore it BETTER?" - Fictional Universe edition.|
|Miss Marple||Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!|
|mckinneyc||Ahhhhh! I'm appearing in an early episode of Star Trek Voyager! My acting career is over!|
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