Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
The Geek	"Doc. Tor. Ple. Se. Stop. Tog. Gling. My. Off. Swi. Tch."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Crusher: “I swear there is an on-off switch down here somewhere…” Data: “Yes, Doctor. If you find it, you would be able to turn me off… and on.” [wink, wink] Crusher: “Shut up, Data.”
Captain 8472	“Data, what did Yarr do to you?”
Captain 8472	Dr. Crusher: How do you operate this thing? Data: Yarr asked the same question.
Chromedome	"Jean Luc! It's not what it looks like!"
Chromedome	Crusher: "Don't just stand there! Help me get Wesley out!"
Chromedome	"Doctor, is that MY prothetic in your pocket or are you ..."
Chromedome	"My God! It's full of stars!" "Doctor, it's a window."
Chromedome	Is it just me or does something look wrong with this picture?
Miss Marple	Dr Crusher: … and everything is so meaningless. Every time I reach out for help it’s either “physician, heal thyself” or people completely ignore me… Data: Pardon me, Doctor, were you talking to me?
Miss Marple	Crusher: I want to be Frankie Chestnut’s better half! Data: Get in line, Doctor.
Horta not Vorta	Android Death Fart in 5..4...3..2..1
Captain 8472	Dr. Crusher: I hate fanfiction.
Chromedome	Dr Crusher is presented with the video evidence of her behaviour at the Christmas party.
Frankie Chestnuts	Crusher: "My God, Data... You aren't wearing any pants!" Data: "It is not a problem, Doctor. I have no shame." Deanna [Offscreen]: "I don't have any issues." Riker [Offscreen]: "Can we take a vote on this?"
Bird of Prey	Data: "Sure, my face may be exactly like that of Dr. Soong, as are the general proportions of my body. However, I have always suspected that he may have exaggerated a bit when he created a specific body part in my nether regions..."
Bird of Prey	Beverly: "Back at Starfleet Academy, they called me the Dancing Doctor." Data: "Well, they called me a toaster."
Miss Marple	Crusher: I tell you that it's not always Frankie Chestnuts, Frankie Chestnuts, Frankie Chestnuts! Data: I hate to be the bearer of bad news Doctor, but it appears to be exactly that.
Captain 8472	“Doctor, that is not my auxiliary data port.”
Captain 8472	“So Dr. Soong gave you interchange gender components? I don’t know if I should congratulate you or question his intentions with you.”
=NoPoet=	Crusher: "I must attend to the matter in hand." Data: "Doctor Crusher, the matter in hand appears to be my ass."
The Geek	Crusher: "Killing's the worst thing I've ever had to do!" Data: "In the approximately 50 years since I became operational, I have determined that killing is the 19th worst thing I ever had to do." Crusher: "So when I say I will nev... I'm sorry, Data, but could you run that by me again?"
Miss Marple	Dr Crusher: … and I’m talking to the Captain, and just when I feel I’m finally getting my point through to him, he rolls his eyes and mutters “ My God, you are a redhead.” Data: It is better than the time that he called you a Ginger. Crusher: But I knew what he meant!
Jonesy	"Data, I didn't know androids had prostates." "Dr. Soong was VERY thorough, Doctor."
Bird of Prey	Data: "Dr. Crusher, where have you been all year!? Your replacement, this Pulaski, she was so mean to me!"

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